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They’re saying that Coffin Flop isn’t a show
The last week has been incredibly difficult. It’s been hard to laugh at anything as my city is being terrorized. I’m thankful that The Onion gave me the belly laugh I’ve sorely needed just now. Keep it up @theonion.com @bencollins.bsky.social
RFK Jr. Coughs Up Pair Of Jeans
January 13, 2026 at 4:56 PM
January 13, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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Goodbye Scott Adams, you were already a bad person and the internet made you worse but you built a McMansion with a big dumb Dilbert head in it, confidently documented your horrible middle aged guy abs, and had a TV show that was somehow way funnier than anything you’d ever written.
January 13, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Great new piece by @kenklippenstein.bsky.social about Operation Clusterfuck
Immigration Agents Terrified by ICE Backlash
Leaked documents show Border Patrol needs volunteers for Minneapolis surge
www.kenklippenstein.com
January 13, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Imagine being Greg Bovino: 5’4”
January 12, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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one of the most effective weapons we have against fascism is mockery, especially when its really funny
It occurs to me all the yelling at ICE in MPLS isn't merely funny. Getting made fun of like this is awful for morale. ICE is losing field officers faster than it can wave them through training, and a big part of it is how little of this these little weasels can take.
ICE at Midway Target and seem to possible be leaving. Lots of community members here
January 12, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂
January 11, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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Renee Nicole Good clearly turning her wheel away from the ICE officer who murdered her.
January 9, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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Using imagery online of the shooting by an ICE agent in Minneapolis, we’ve created an animated sequence which highlights the approximate positioning of officers and vehicles at the scene. The red dot represents the agent who fired the shots. Yellow dots are other agents who arrived at the scene.
January 7, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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Hey, CBP isn't allowed to do any of the stuff it's doing in Minneapolis even within the confines of its extremely ridiculous "100 miles from any border" jurisdiction. It's 300 miles from Canada and 160 miles to Lake Superior. They're breaking the law standing around, let alone beating up protesters.
Border Patrol typically only has legal authority within 100 mi. of the U.S. border. That raised questions when Cdr. Gregory Bovino was at the scene of the fatal shooting of Renee Good.

MPR News spoke with legal scholar César Cuauhtémoc García Hernández about that agency’s jurisdiction in Minnesota.
Greg Bovino, Border Patrol chief on site during Minneapolis ICE shooting
Border Patrol typically only has legal authority within 100 miles of the U.S. border. MPR News host Clay Masters spoke with legal scholar César Cuauhtémoc García Hernández about that agency’s jurisdic...
www.mprnews.org
January 8, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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Folks, please don't do this. Don't post AI-generated "unmasking" photos of the ICE agent who murdered Renee Good in Minneapolis.

This is not this man's real face. This is three completely different faces. You're not helping anyone by sharing these. You're just muddying the waters.
January 8, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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This is the ICE agent who murdered a woman by shooting her multiple times in the face.
January 7, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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Here's the ICE agent "defending himself" by shooting into the driver's side window of a car that's pulling *away* from him.

Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.
January 7, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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This is the video.
January 7, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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Every video I’ve seen of this guy is just him walking around normal office buildings and acting like he’s infiltrated Area 51.
Nick Shirley, whom conservatives have lionized as the next Bob Woodward, is confused about why so many medical providers are in the same building.

He doesn’t understand the concept of medical plazas.
January 6, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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"Well, he's a dictator whose people don't actually want him in charge" is an interesting precedent for this guy to set
January 3, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month.

It’s about oil and regime change.

And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.
January 3, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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I feel like "attention hacking" is most of politics now. The Minnesota aid fraud story is becoming a perfect example.

Recap: In 2022, the Biden DOJ filed the first charges against dozens of fraudsters, many of them Somali-American, who'd fleeced a state food aid program. (1/x)
December 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The champion has yet to be dethroned
December 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The new PREDATOR: BADLANDS movie was really, really good.

Looking forward to its sequels PREDATOR: BORN TO RUN, PREDATOR: DANCING IN THE DARK, and PREDATOR: ROSALITA (COME OUT TONIGHT)
November 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
American life is truly dogshit right now. Here are some things I have recently enjoyed:

-The newest ep of The Chair Company (or any ep tbh)
-The new del Toro Frankenstein
-That banger Bandido vs. Dorada match
American life is truly dogshit right now. Here are some things I have recently enjoyed:
— Watching Luka Doncic do pretty much anything
— The new Airpods Pro
— New season of English Teacher
— Counting how many times people say "Good morning" in the new Kathryn Bigelow movie with Kat. (I'd guess 30+?)
November 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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It's been a while since I've made an infographic. Here are the biggest pussies in the animal kingdom. Enjoy!
October 28, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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Mamdani talking lucidly and passionately about trans rights and history in a video that should frankly shame every politician who has hemmed and hawed and triangulated and said, "Well, but sports..." It's not that hard to tell the truth and stand for what's right. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEvV...
Until It's Done: Sylvia Rivera
YouTube video by Zohran Mamdani for NYC
www.youtube.com
October 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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October 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM