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🏴☠️ Maddox 🏴☠️
@maddox.xmission.com
· Nov 19
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"ackktchually it's called the 'fog of war.' Sure, the first shot was a direct hit as evidenced by the fire & smoke, but we couldn't see anything so we shot a second round."
December 5, 2025 at 12:49 PM
"ackktchually it's called the 'fog of war.' Sure, the first shot was a direct hit as evidenced by the fire & smoke, but we couldn't see anything so we shot a second round."
We're bombing speed boats that could totally get to the US with a few tanks of gas off the coast of Venezuela, but pardoning notorious drug smugglers caught trying to bring 400 *tons* of cocaine into the US. That's over 24 buses filled to the brim with cocaine
November 29, 2025 at 7:40 AM
We're bombing speed boats that could totally get to the US with a few tanks of gas off the coast of Venezuela, but pardoning notorious drug smugglers caught trying to bring 400 *tons* of cocaine into the US. That's over 24 buses filled to the brim with cocaine
The guy who robbed to my house got elected to the president of the home owners association. He has vowed to release the surveillance video after pressure from people aligned with him. He just needs some time alone with the files. I'm sure it's fine.
November 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The guy who robbed to my house got elected to the president of the home owners association. He has vowed to release the surveillance video after pressure from people aligned with him. He just needs some time alone with the files. I'm sure it's fine.
Took this picture of the Northern Lights last night. Insane that this was visible from California
November 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Took this picture of the Northern Lights last night. Insane that this was visible from California
Seeing Trump's name in the Epstein files reminds me of the importance of filing leads for B2B cold-calling. Are your email associations haunting you too? How can you turn these skeletons-in-the-closet into REAL leads that convert? Sign up for my FREE newsletter where I break...
November 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Seeing Trump's name in the Epstein files reminds me of the importance of filing leads for B2B cold-calling. Are your email associations haunting you too? How can you turn these skeletons-in-the-closet into REAL leads that convert? Sign up for my FREE newsletter where I break...
I would post on here more often if the mobile app didn't log me out every 3 to 3.5 seconds of inactivity.
November 12, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I would post on here more often if the mobile app didn't log me out every 3 to 3.5 seconds of inactivity.
Pictured: two heroes. Sandwich guy found not guilty. Feds stuck with dry cleaning bill, facing upwards of tens of dollars. Court's time used wisely.
November 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Pictured: two heroes. Sandwich guy found not guilty. Feds stuck with dry cleaning bill, facing upwards of tens of dollars. Court's time used wisely.
Hi I'm a super macho, no-nonsense alpha president. If you try to sell us drugs we will assassinate you with missiles. Anyway check out my new ballroom!
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October 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Hi I'm a super macho, no-nonsense alpha president. If you try to sell us drugs we will assassinate you with missiles. Anyway check out my new ballroom!
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A handy guide.
It's been a while since I've made an infographic. Here are the biggest pussies in the animal kingdom. Enjoy!
October 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
A handy guide.
It's been a while since I've made an infographic. Here are the biggest pussies in the animal kingdom. Enjoy!
October 28, 2025 at 9:16 AM
It's been a while since I've made an infographic. Here are the biggest pussies in the animal kingdom. Enjoy!
Every headline this week is like, "American fat-man punishes allied trade-partner for quoting real things another American president said"
October 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Every headline this week is like, "American fat-man punishes allied trade-partner for quoting real things another American president said"
Hi, I'm America. We're shooting alleged drug smugglers off the coast of Venezuela instead of in US waters which might prove their intent to come to the states. Also drug smuggling has the death penalty now and we do it without a trial to verify the facts. K bye!
October 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Hi, I'm America. We're shooting alleged drug smugglers off the coast of Venezuela instead of in US waters which might prove their intent to come to the states. Also drug smuggling has the death penalty now and we do it without a trial to verify the facts. K bye!
Hi, I'm America. Our citizens keep buying illegal drugs, so we're going to use summary execution to kill the seller because they are entirely responsible for selling us something we are buying. Now that's what I call justice!
October 23, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Hi, I'm America. Our citizens keep buying illegal drugs, so we're going to use summary execution to kill the seller because they are entirely responsible for selling us something we are buying. Now that's what I call justice!
Pretty sure if my dog was human, he'd be a smoker.
October 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Pretty sure if my dog was human, he'd be a smoker.
Experienced a first today: was peeing at a urinal when I farted so hard that the stream-pressure dropped as the pressure on my bladder reduced. Still learning new things about the miracle of the body after all these years
October 15, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Experienced a first today: was peeing at a urinal when I farted so hard that the stream-pressure dropped as the pressure on my bladder reduced. Still learning new things about the miracle of the body after all these years
Unemployment is up but at least we have the new UFC fight coming to the White House
October 12, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Unemployment is up but at least we have the new UFC fight coming to the White House
Undocumented ICE agents arresting undocumented immigrants is peak irony
October 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Undocumented ICE agents arresting undocumented immigrants is peak irony
Pretty chill that half the US ruling-class and political establishment are hiding the Epstein files. Just a reminder, the senate quietly voted 51-49 in favor of keeping the Epstein records sealed while the media wasn't paying attention after Charlie Kirk's death
October 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Pretty chill that half the US ruling-class and political establishment are hiding the Epstein files. Just a reminder, the senate quietly voted 51-49 in favor of keeping the Epstein records sealed while the media wasn't paying attention after Charlie Kirk's death
I always thought Bill Maher was kind of an idiot years ago, even back when he had his network show that got canceled. However I have to admit he has exceeded my expectations and blossomed into a very potent idiot today. It's beautiful to see such a rare transformation in nature
September 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I always thought Bill Maher was kind of an idiot years ago, even back when he had his network show that got canceled. However I have to admit he has exceeded my expectations and blossomed into a very potent idiot today. It's beautiful to see such a rare transformation in nature
This isn't photoshopped. It's widely understood that this mustache is verboten, as one of the worst people to ever exist sported this mustache; a man who spread fear and lies about groups of innocent people, causing endless suffering. The other person was Hitler.
September 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
This isn't photoshopped. It's widely understood that this mustache is verboten, as one of the worst people to ever exist sported this mustache; a man who spread fear and lies about groups of innocent people, causing endless suffering. The other person was Hitler.
I guess we should have read the label more closely...
September 25, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I guess we should have read the label more closely...
Errol Musk causes autism during pregnancy
September 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Errol Musk causes autism during pregnancy
I know for a fact Tylenol doesn't cause autism. My mom took a shit-ton of it while pregnant, and I looked up every individual ingredient and put it in a multi-variable comorbidity matrix where I cross-referenced it with the most common diet foods and supplements in each decade broken down by regi...
September 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I know for a fact Tylenol doesn't cause autism. My mom took a shit-ton of it while pregnant, and I looked up every individual ingredient and put it in a multi-variable comorbidity matrix where I cross-referenced it with the most common diet foods and supplements in each decade broken down by regi...
HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT!
September 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT!
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September 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
This is a real tweet