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TanzPunk
@tanzpunk.bsky.social
Know too much, yet never enough. Spiritual in the ecosocialist atheist sense. Neuroqueer & disabled immigrant in Portugal.

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Obey the Technofash, or else | TanzPunk
On living as an unemployed pariah after being permanently banned from LinkedIn and why this should concern everyone By JD Goulet Summer 2023 (original publication date unknown) Until March 2023, I’...
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Reading this gave me big "There Will Come Soft Rains" vibes.
All of My Employees Are AI Agents, and So Are My Executives
Sam Altman says the one-person billion-dollar company is coming. Maybe I could be that person—if only I could get my colleagues to shut up and stop lying.
www.wired.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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Listen, I spent years telling you all that Substack was evil. *Now* do you believe me?
November 22, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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half my timeline rn
November 22, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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All of Bluesky this morning:
a person holding a bag with a note that says dead dove do not eat
Alt: a person holding a bag with a note that says dead dove do not eat
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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The two types of Bluesky users
November 22, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Why are these still allowed on the road?
November 22, 2025 at 10:26 PM
After having a stroke, Portuguese Dictator António Salazar's handlers showed him manufactuted news clips to make him think he was still in power until he died. The Carnation Revolution happened a couple years later.
WATCH: We reviewed months of Fox News’ coverage and over 700 videos posted on social media by protesters, counterprotesters and others.

Here's how Fox News and the Trump administration provided a misleading picture of what was happening in Portland: https://propub.li/4a4TaE4
November 22, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Local Boycott Target DC Coalition has been picketing the Target store in Columbia Heights for over six months straight urging consumers to spend their dollars elsewhere outside of Target. They are inviting folks in the area to join them on 11/29.
November 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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“Given the scale of Epstein’s trafficking operation, it’s clear that many more powerful people were involved. My staff have seen a paper trail with their own eyes. Banks that helped enable him should be investigated." trib.al/5oLGOxH
Top Dem Reveals How JPMorgan Chase Helped Epstein Hide His Crimes
Senator Ron Wyden accused the bank of obstructing law enforcement from examining the financial infrastructure of Jeffrey Epstein’s sex-trafficking network.
trib.al
November 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Trump is incapable of resisting charm, (male) charisma, and - most importantly - celebrity. He has an unquenchable desire to be near it, has been chasing it his whole life.

That's mostly it. Forget all the "He's a populist!" bullshit from both the centrist commentariat and the anti-liberal Left.
Every article by a 'savvy' political analyst reads like a focus group transcript with a low-information voter.
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
November 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Happy Caturday!

Here is a triangle of feral cats (they are related) that hang out around our house every day. Maybe because I sometimes toss lunch meat or other nibbles to them from the 1st floor (2nd in the U.S.) window.
November 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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This reminds me of that country song about getting back at your ex by helping start the next great American measles outbreak
November 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Manifestation / positive thinking culture was the maybe the deadliest thing to come out of the U.S. alongside the atomic bomb.
November 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Jeeves? Fetch me my good weed. I need to erase the contents of my mind. Yes all of the contents.
November 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
"We need to radically socialize knowledge."

"Neoliberalism views scientific knowledge as just another commodity and treats its production and circulation as such. Building knowledge that serves humanity, and not profit, will only be possible by subverting the foundations of the system."
November 22, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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Zohran Mamdani standing beside the President of the United States just said that the US is funding Israel's genocide and yet can't take care of its own unhoused children on live television.

I never thought I'd see something like that in my lifetime
November 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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man, this is such a good point -- Mamdani might be the first happy, well-adjusted person Trump has seen in weeks
everyone's talking about how bright and charming zohran must be, which is true, but then you remember the spider-brained cryptkeepers trump's surrounded himself with since '15 and realize a single smile from mamdani must have hit like barbecue spare ribs down the gullet of a 12th century peasant.
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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I literally think Mamdani went “you know, there was actually a President so popular that people kept electing him more than two terms” and Trump was like no way tell me how he did it
Trump posts:

“It was a Great Honor meeting Zohran Mamdani, the new Mayor of New York City!”

He included multiple photos of Mamdani in front of the portrait of FDR that Mamdani spoke with Trump about during his visit.
November 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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All those Silicon Valley crybaby tycoons who have been gnashing their teeth about Mamdani must be absolutely _losing their shit_ right now.
November 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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hard launch.

on truth social.

mamdani broke his brain.
November 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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An American elected official with courage enough to say this in the Oval Office is quietly the biggest news out of the meeting
Israeli press is irate that Trump didn't push back on Mamdani saying the US funds genocide against Palestinians
November 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Let’s be clear.

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social got Trump so charmed that Trump posted two photos of the two of them with Franklin Roosevelt’s portrait behind them AND one of just Mamdani and FDR’s portrait.
November 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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mamdani understood what his assignment was, which was to protect funding to the city of new york.
November 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM