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Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP.

Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.

The people who need help are not the problem.

It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.
October 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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One thing that I’ve come around on in comics is it used to seem corny and childish that a bunch of guys would call themselves the Legion of Doom and meet in an old castle where they’d be like ”hiss let us defeat the ideas of hope and love hiss” but that’s what they’re actually doing in real life lol
October 14, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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IT'S JUST LIKE NORMANDY
Streets are still closed off in front of the Portland ICE facility at 8:30pm. Protesters have gathered on a side street. Dance party in progress.
October 8, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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I know that posting memes is just bringing a pencil to a knife fight (/s, cf: Ken Martin). But this was too funny and too spot on to pass up.
October 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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An 84-year-old said she sustained a concussion and was hit with a projectile after she and her husband, a Vietnam vet, were knocked down by federal officers.
Federal agents knock down elderly couple during Portland protest
An 84-year-old said she sustained a concussion and was hit with a projectile after she and her husband, a Vietnam vet, were knocked down by federal officers.
www.oregonlive.com
October 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Thanks Carl!
October 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
August 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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"Okay, we'll just eat a little more and then head back to my place. I've got a Floyd bootleg from '73 that's gonna blow your fuckin' mind."
August 19, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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deep-sea creatures are the result of a brief but fruitful period of collaboration between H.R. Giger and Jim Henson.
August 19, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Listen to me, everything was better for the consumer and the labor force when organized crime ran things as opposed to private equity and venture capital, because the mob knew when to stop stealing.
August 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website theonion.com/doj-rem...
August 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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1939
July 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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If Superman saving that squirrel made you angry I literally want nothing to do with you, like at all.
July 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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i just did this for $10/month. worth every penny.
July 19, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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The right-wing backlash against #Superman this week got me thinking: Has this happened before?

That led to the discovery of these headline — from April 1940, when the official newspaper of the SS took umbrage at the comic book hero and ridiculed its creators.

My how times change ...
July 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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“Superman is too woke!”

Literally the first page of the first ever appearance of Superman:
July 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Police who keep their identities secret are, quite literally, secret police. I don’t know why this is even controversial. You don’t get to yank people off the streets while hiding your face and identity and still retain the respectability of an accountable, democratic police force.
“Secret police” are your words, not mine. Seems like you’ve been giving them a lot of thought.

Unlike NYPD, your agents don’t identify themselves & wear masks that cover their faces. Now they ignore judges’ rulings, too.

What law enforcement agents are supposed to uphold … is the rule of law.
July 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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GOP budget bill in a nutshell: "we have to kick millions of people off health insurance and close hospitals and reproductive health clinics so we can give $150 billion to the secret police to terrorize non-white people and cut taxes for richest Americans"
July 2, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Republicans may lie about what's in their budget bill but the numbers sure don't.
June 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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I needed this today
June 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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June 21, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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it’s no secret i am a weepy, sentimental girl. a feeler. a tremendous sap.

but i defy you to watch these beautiful kids vibing and just absolutely murdering “everything in its right place” and not feel feelings.
June 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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the cure to teenage male angst was invented in 1968 and it's called smoking weed and listening to rush
May 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM