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𝚂𝚞𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚋𝚊𝚗 𝚅𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎
@suburban-vampire.bsky.social
𝘗𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥'𝘴 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘦𝘹𝘶𝘳𝘣𝘢𝘯 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘥.

I post about politics, tech, and why you should hate LLM AIs :)

Amateur cool guy, hoping to one day go pro...

He / Him
Pinned
Hearing about all the various AI related insider dealing, I have come to believe that the global economy is now a zen koan: the ass that fucks itself...
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don't believe for one second that joe rogan has not fucked his computer

bsky.app/profile/tyle...
what’s more virgin than a computer
December 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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The vomit scene plus visible crew in all its 4k glory:
December 2, 2025 at 11:34 AM
"... What's HIS story?"
What Are Next? (2025 Edition)
YouTube video by RedLetterMedia
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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girl what in the fuck is this
November 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Local Man Hates Self, Family, Others
November 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The only YouTube channel run by a cow!
The Witch & How She Became Digital
YouTube video by Tara Mooknee
youtu.be
November 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
It is copaganda and all, but in terms of sheer insanity, it's hard to beat Law & Order SVU!
One of the craziest 2 minute scenes on Law & Order SVU!
YouTube video by Suburban Vampire
www.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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US CAR LOAN DELINQUENCIES HAVE JUMPED 51% VS. 15 YEARS AGO, WITH PRIME BORROWERS NOW MISSING PAYMENTS FASTER THAN SUBPRIME BORROWERS, PER VANTAGESCORE.
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Time to finally start Baldurs Gate 3!
November 27, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
New Gabi Belle!
The Fast & Furious Movies Are a Mess
YouTube video by gabi belle
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Cat distribution system strikes again
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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OpenAI says they aren't liable for the suicide of a user their chat bot urged to kill himself because suicide is a violation of the TOS
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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Desperate Donny posting this West Point plaque that completely undermines his own attacks on Dem leaders raises serious questions about whether Trump is aware of his surroundings and his own actions, has dementia, or is in any way fit to remain in office.
November 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Shares of Nvidia are now down nearly 5% so far this month, erasing gains made in October.
Nvidia Shares Fell Despite Stock Market Rally—Here’s Why
Shares of Nvidia are now down nearly 5% so far this month, erasing gains made in October.
www.forbes.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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After ousting the BLS director and scrapping the October jobs and inflation reports, Trump is now canceling release of the advance Q3 GDP estimate.

Trump doesn't mind turning the lights off on the economy because he’d rather Americans not know how badly it’s doing under him.
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Over a quarter of Trump's proposed $1T military budget would go to just four companies who have spent $103B in taxpayer dollars on stock buybacks and dividends over the last decade.

He wants to use your money to make the military-industrial complex even richer.
November 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Feels like a deep state conspiracy
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM