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𝚂𝚞𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚋𝚊𝚗 𝚅𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎
@suburban-vampire.bsky.social
𝘗𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥'𝘴 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘦𝘹𝘶𝘳𝘣𝘢𝘯 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘥.

I post about politics, tech, and why you should hate LLM AIs :)

Amateur cool guy, hoping to one day go pro...

He / Him
Time to finally start Baldurs Gate 3!
November 27, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Chat, is this bad?
November 20, 2025 at 7:11 AM
It's time... For X-Files!
November 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Chat, are we cooked?
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Meritocracy is such fucking bullshit
November 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I'm seriously stuck now
November 13, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Oh my god, what a traitor!
November 9, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Why is it always some motherfuck that looks like this?!
November 9, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Moxie is just the cutest
November 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
OHHH
November 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
just landed on the internet in 4K, if you know you know ;)
November 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
It would be like that movie Fortress, where as Sam Altman takes damage it is revealed he is actually some kind of wonky cyborg, and like weird goo comes out of him and then he slips in it...

Fortress rules, man...
October 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Moxie shows no respect for Gundam models! "Perfect Grade? Perfect for me to JUMP ON, maybe!"
October 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
THIS IS A REAL POST.

I went and looked because I'm super high and was like "NO WAY IN FUCK THAT CAN BE REAL, THIS IS NOT THE EVERYONE IS TWELVE TIMELINE"

[Googling sounds]

[Solid Snake falling off a cliff scream]
October 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Also
October 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Mackie is an adopted street cat who, after a few years, has completely embraced the soft comfy bed lifestyle. Just look at this happy goofus
October 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
October 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
FEEEMALES
October 25, 2025 at 6:13 AM
She got the 1992 Academy Award for her work on Dracula :)
October 25, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Of COURSE he's some fucking AI shithead lol
October 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
October 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
October 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Sometimes being the best cat in the world requires disrupting normal sleep, but that's just part of life in the big leagues...
October 9, 2025 at 8:49 AM
It's so awesome how stupid corporate people can get LOL.
October 7, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Moxie says "I love the sun!"
October 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM