Morgan
@sturgeongeneral.bsky.social
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that’s right beg you miserable worm
October 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
that’s right beg you miserable worm
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[excusing myself to go to the bathroom] I need to make the 5th humor
October 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
[excusing myself to go to the bathroom] I need to make the 5th humor
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Drive a Kompressor / Rate My Professor
September 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Drive a Kompressor / Rate My Professor
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EVERYONE ON EARTH: I want to see an ass in text. I need to see an ass in text.
ME: look (_,_)
EVERYONE ON EARTH: Desire is a wound that never closes. I feel nothing to see this. I do not know my own self. I may never know.
ME: look (_,_)
EVERYONE ON EARTH: Desire is a wound that never closes. I feel nothing to see this. I do not know my own self. I may never know.
September 12, 2024 at 5:32 PM
EVERYONE ON EARTH: I want to see an ass in text. I need to see an ass in text.
ME: look (_,_)
EVERYONE ON EARTH: Desire is a wound that never closes. I feel nothing to see this. I do not know my own self. I may never know.
ME: look (_,_)
EVERYONE ON EARTH: Desire is a wound that never closes. I feel nothing to see this. I do not know my own self. I may never know.
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Not sure if I could ever play Pokémon because the phrase “it hurt itself in its confusion” makes me too sad. I think made up guys are real a little bit.
October 11, 2023 at 9:17 AM
Not sure if I could ever play Pokémon because the phrase “it hurt itself in its confusion” makes me too sad. I think made up guys are real a little bit.
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GUY WHO WAS BORN AT THE EXACT SAME TIME AS NELLY FURTADO AND IS ALSO NAMED NELLY FURTADO: Yeah our mothers had hospital beds right next to each other. The nurse walked in to ask "what will you name the baby?" They both looked at each other, smiled, and said "Nelly Furtado".
September 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
GUY WHO WAS BORN AT THE EXACT SAME TIME AS NELLY FURTADO AND IS ALSO NAMED NELLY FURTADO: Yeah our mothers had hospital beds right next to each other. The nurse walked in to ask "what will you name the baby?" They both looked at each other, smiled, and said "Nelly Furtado".
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ME: I hope no one makes a terra cotta imprint of my most private parts through these thin gym shorts while I'm asleep!
THE EROTIC POTTER: (from behind curtain) Hmmm...
THE EROTIC POTTER: (from behind curtain) Hmmm...
October 25, 2024 at 4:14 AM
ME: I hope no one makes a terra cotta imprint of my most private parts through these thin gym shorts while I'm asleep!
THE EROTIC POTTER: (from behind curtain) Hmmm...
THE EROTIC POTTER: (from behind curtain) Hmmm...
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DA VINCI: (painting, yelling) Bit more enigma, darling. MORE ENIGMATIC, LISA
October 1, 2024 at 2:36 PM
DA VINCI: (painting, yelling) Bit more enigma, darling. MORE ENIGMATIC, LISA
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(meeting someone’s baby) oh he probably smells my baby
September 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
(meeting someone’s baby) oh he probably smells my baby
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my wife & i just got into a HUGE argument because we couldn’t agree on which f•r•i•e•n•d•s episode was the best. mine favorite is…oh shit, here she comes again. i gotta go.
August 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
my wife & i just got into a HUGE argument because we couldn’t agree on which f•r•i•e•n•d•s episode was the best. mine favorite is…oh shit, here she comes again. i gotta go.
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Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!
December 4, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!
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Don’t really appreciate your tone
August 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Don’t really appreciate your tone
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ChatGPT: no, going “Azrael mode” can be dangerous for yourself and those around you.
Me: I am the avenging angel of God. The time of purification is at hand. Few shall be chosen.
ChatGPT: you’re right. Let’s look at that again with the addition context that you are the avenging angel of God.
Me: I am the avenging angel of God. The time of purification is at hand. Few shall be chosen.
ChatGPT: you’re right. Let’s look at that again with the addition context that you are the avenging angel of God.
August 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
ChatGPT: no, going “Azrael mode” can be dangerous for yourself and those around you.
Me: I am the avenging angel of God. The time of purification is at hand. Few shall be chosen.
ChatGPT: you’re right. Let’s look at that again with the addition context that you are the avenging angel of God.
Me: I am the avenging angel of God. The time of purification is at hand. Few shall be chosen.
ChatGPT: you’re right. Let’s look at that again with the addition context that you are the avenging angel of God.
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always appreciated Dr. Moonhattan's arc
August 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
always appreciated Dr. Moonhattan's arc
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[me, wading effortlessly into the k-pop demon hunters discourse, I haven't even seen it, I am not slowed down by the mud of ambient discussion at all, my whole life has trained me for these confident takes]: it's fucked up that there's only 3 of them, should be at least 7
August 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
[me, wading effortlessly into the k-pop demon hunters discourse, I haven't even seen it, I am not slowed down by the mud of ambient discussion at all, my whole life has trained me for these confident takes]: it's fucked up that there's only 3 of them, should be at least 7
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We need everyone back in the office because we want the serendipitous magic that only happens when you let humans get creative together and also we're replacing all of you with an AI machine that can only do things that it's seen done before
August 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
We need everyone back in the office because we want the serendipitous magic that only happens when you let humans get creative together and also we're replacing all of you with an AI machine that can only do things that it's seen done before
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Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
August 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
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hope i have this hair/beard combo in my dreams tonight
August 31, 2023 at 9:31 PM
hope i have this hair/beard combo in my dreams tonight
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started taking beta blockers. so I don’t have to read your posts
August 6, 2025 at 4:07 AM
started taking beta blockers. so I don’t have to read your posts
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(To messenger)
Go now! Tarry not!
(Looking out the castle window moments later)
This mf tarrying
Go now! Tarry not!
(Looking out the castle window moments later)
This mf tarrying
July 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
(To messenger)
Go now! Tarry not!
(Looking out the castle window moments later)
This mf tarrying
Go now! Tarry not!
(Looking out the castle window moments later)
This mf tarrying
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Paul McCartney's mother forbade him from listening to The Beatles when he was growing up. "It wouldn't make sense," she'd say. "It doesn't make any sense.."
July 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Paul McCartney's mother forbade him from listening to The Beatles when he was growing up. "It wouldn't make sense," she'd say. "It doesn't make any sense.."
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Thought i seen a driverless car. but the guy was just in the store..
July 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Thought i seen a driverless car. but the guy was just in the store..
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ORSON WELLES: key LIME kettle CORN.... chocolate COATED gummy bears.... guacaSALSA.... the identity of this Joseph and the demons he trades with I can only guess
TRADER JOES CASHIER: so... do you want me to put them back or wh
ORSON WELLES: *merrily* NOT on your life my good man, NOT on your LIFE!
TRADER JOES CASHIER: so... do you want me to put them back or wh
ORSON WELLES: *merrily* NOT on your life my good man, NOT on your LIFE!
July 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
ORSON WELLES: key LIME kettle CORN.... chocolate COATED gummy bears.... guacaSALSA.... the identity of this Joseph and the demons he trades with I can only guess
TRADER JOES CASHIER: so... do you want me to put them back or wh
ORSON WELLES: *merrily* NOT on your life my good man, NOT on your LIFE!
TRADER JOES CASHIER: so... do you want me to put them back or wh
ORSON WELLES: *merrily* NOT on your life my good man, NOT on your LIFE!
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The review embargo has ended on James Gunn's new "Superman" film, so I can finally say what I've been holding back for weeks: I was beaten in the darkness of the theater by an unidentified assailant!!
July 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The review embargo has ended on James Gunn's new "Superman" film, so I can finally say what I've been holding back for weeks: I was beaten in the darkness of the theater by an unidentified assailant!!