If Mandy Patinkin Was a Horse
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My newspaper told me unethical creeps keep eating his journalists so I asked how many journalists he has and he said he just goes to the j school and gets a new journalist afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding journalists to unethical creeps and then his ombudsman started crying
Olivia Nuzzi got sent in to do a profile but it turned out she wanted to fuck the subject so we sent in Jacob Bernstein to profile her and it turns out he also wants to fuck the subject
you can’t be putting this in the paper (gift link but i do not recommend you use it www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/s...)
November 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
My newspaper told me unethical creeps keep eating his journalists so I asked how many journalists he has and he said he just goes to the j school and gets a new journalist afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding journalists to unethical creeps and then his ombudsman started crying
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CHOTINER: So you had reasons for visiting the island?
SUMMERS: Is butiful plce
CHOTINER: Is that buttiful or beautiful?
SUMMERS: 51 % of 1. Wmen or seenery, nt shr wich.
SUMMERS: Is butiful plce
CHOTINER: Is that buttiful or beautiful?
SUMMERS: 51 % of 1. Wmen or seenery, nt shr wich.
I am putting my bets on Summers being the first Epstein correspondent to be interviewed by Chotiner: he has exactly the right mix of arrogance and self-righteousness
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
CHOTINER: So you had reasons for visiting the island?
SUMMERS: Is butiful plce
CHOTINER: Is that buttiful or beautiful?
SUMMERS: 51 % of 1. Wmen or seenery, nt shr wich.
SUMMERS: Is butiful plce
CHOTINER: Is that buttiful or beautiful?
SUMMERS: 51 % of 1. Wmen or seenery, nt shr wich.
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outside of individual donations to gofundmes and such, one helpful destination for your money right now is this bond fund. everyone being released from broadview needs to pay $1500 bond, which is obviously insane. it's going to cost like $925k to successfully spring 615 people linktr.ee/mw_bondfund
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November 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
outside of individual donations to gofundmes and such, one helpful destination for your money right now is this bond fund. everyone being released from broadview needs to pay $1500 bond, which is obviously insane. it's going to cost like $925k to successfully spring 615 people linktr.ee/mw_bondfund
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another neighbor got abducted today, new gofundme about to drop. if you're in the NW side he was a server at Alps and they are donating 25% of sales this weekend to him. as for my prior neighbor who got abducted, his gofundme was a huge help to his family and will be used to bond him out imminently
November 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
another neighbor got abducted today, new gofundme about to drop. if you're in the NW side he was a server at Alps and they are donating 25% of sales this weekend to him. as for my prior neighbor who got abducted, his gofundme was a huge help to his family and will be used to bond him out imminently
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Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
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pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
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I was in Nordstrom Rack yesterday looking for winter clothes and in the handbags section I overheard:
NYU GIRL 1: Oh my God, so I was watching, this girl talked to a doctor, okay—
NYU GIRL 2: Real doctor or TikTok doctor
NYU GIRL 1: *exasperated scoff* they can be both okay
NYU GIRL 1: but TikTok
NYU GIRL 1: Oh my God, so I was watching, this girl talked to a doctor, okay—
NYU GIRL 2: Real doctor or TikTok doctor
NYU GIRL 1: *exasperated scoff* they can be both okay
NYU GIRL 1: but TikTok
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I was in Nordstrom Rack yesterday looking for winter clothes and in the handbags section I overheard:
NYU GIRL 1: Oh my God, so I was watching, this girl talked to a doctor, okay—
NYU GIRL 2: Real doctor or TikTok doctor
NYU GIRL 1: *exasperated scoff* they can be both okay
NYU GIRL 1: but TikTok
NYU GIRL 1: Oh my God, so I was watching, this girl talked to a doctor, okay—
NYU GIRL 2: Real doctor or TikTok doctor
NYU GIRL 1: *exasperated scoff* they can be both okay
NYU GIRL 1: but TikTok
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When the Democrats talk about the need for bipartisanship and a strong Republican party
November 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
When the Democrats talk about the need for bipartisanship and a strong Republican party
Did I make a lowest possible effort dunk on Bill Pencil? Yes.
Is it borderline cringe? Yes.
Do I deserve the opportunity to be a little mean online every once in a while? I think I do. As a treat.
Is it borderline cringe? Yes.
Do I deserve the opportunity to be a little mean online every once in a while? I think I do. As a treat.
November 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Did I make a lowest possible effort dunk on Bill Pencil? Yes.
Is it borderline cringe? Yes.
Do I deserve the opportunity to be a little mean online every once in a while? I think I do. As a treat.
Is it borderline cringe? Yes.
Do I deserve the opportunity to be a little mean online every once in a while? I think I do. As a treat.
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“Miracle Mile shopping center”
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM
“Miracle Mile shopping center”
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im realizing that companies calling "anything a computer does" "AI" isn't ignorance or marketing, it's them figuring out that calling something "AI" is currently a get-out-of-liability-free card
recently at an automotive industry conference and the way every CEO swapped between obsessing about how engineers will be replaced by "prompt engineers", and justifying confidence in "AI" by referring to "basically anything a computer does" as "AI," was terrifying
November 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
im realizing that companies calling "anything a computer does" "AI" isn't ignorance or marketing, it's them figuring out that calling something "AI" is currently a get-out-of-liability-free card
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every single shitty centrist in the house democratic caucus is about to become an anti-leadership firebrand for precisely as long as it takes to sew up their primary before switching back into third way mode for the 2026 general election. exhausting to see, but it's gonna work on voters
Senate Democrats are meeting behind closed doors to discuss the emerging deal. “Stay tuned,” Schumer tells us with a grin.
November 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
every single shitty centrist in the house democratic caucus is about to become an anti-leadership firebrand for precisely as long as it takes to sew up their primary before switching back into third way mode for the 2026 general election. exhausting to see, but it's gonna work on voters
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Which is what they want. Being in a permanent minority means they don’t have to actually deliver on anything and can just fundraise.
Dems caving for concepts of a Health Care revisit will lose the groundswell of No Kings, the momentum of recent elections, and the vote of the repeatedly ignored and frustrated.
November 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Which is what they want. Being in a permanent minority means they don’t have to actually deliver on anything and can just fundraise.
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"Why would Schumer want to weaken his own party right when he saw they gained strength?" because he saw Zohran, and thus the future of the party, and he has explicitly said his number one job is to protect Israel at all costs lol.
November 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
"Why would Schumer want to weaken his own party right when he saw they gained strength?" because he saw Zohran, and thus the future of the party, and he has explicitly said his number one job is to protect Israel at all costs lol.
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
Many are saying
Caleb Fucking Williams
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Many are saying
Caleb Fucking Williams
November 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Caleb Fucking Williams