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I enjoy every pie and every type of thanksgiving food like a pig at the trough
November 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I enjoy every pie and every type of thanksgiving food like a pig at the trough
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this dumb shit is what i mean when i say this is a purely aesthetic “politics.” yeah man, why can’t we have a fusion of cosmopolitan social democracy and revanchist hierarchies of wealth and privilege? tough question.
Matt Stoller: “..Trump & Mamdani defeated establishment in their own way, representing hunger of voters on the right & left who want something different. If those sides cd come together.. that would be a sea change in how we organize our political economy”.
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Monopoly Round-Up: Why the Establishment Freaked Out Over a Mamdani-Trump Press Conference
Meta wins its antitrust case, there are now two fire truck antitrust claims, the stock market got wobbly, and Larry Summers was exiled from the establishment, at least for now.
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November 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
this dumb shit is what i mean when i say this is a purely aesthetic “politics.” yeah man, why can’t we have a fusion of cosmopolitan social democracy and revanchist hierarchies of wealth and privilege? tough question.
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
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bad writing can lowkey be beautiful. not because the language is beautiful but because bad writing can reveal things about the writer that "good writing" would know to conceal or distract from. sometimes when reading bad writing I feel a terrible, thrilling closeness to the author.
November 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
bad writing can lowkey be beautiful. not because the language is beautiful but because bad writing can reveal things about the writer that "good writing" would know to conceal or distract from. sometimes when reading bad writing I feel a terrible, thrilling closeness to the author.
the coney island coney dog. absolutely some slop that you cannot eat with your hands and will always taste better hungover
November 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
the coney island coney dog. absolutely some slop that you cannot eat with your hands and will always taste better hungover
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Trump’s rizz collapse is perhaps the most precipitous I’ve ever seen. Whatever the old smelly corned beef ogre man equivalent of twink death is.
November 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Trump’s rizz collapse is perhaps the most precipitous I’ve ever seen. Whatever the old smelly corned beef ogre man equivalent of twink death is.
oh my fucking god what is it with people making this joke?? fox is already doing tons of rancid shit stop using this screenshot from 2020 to lie!!!!
November 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
oh my fucking god what is it with people making this joke?? fox is already doing tons of rancid shit stop using this screenshot from 2020 to lie!!!!
fox news is already evil, you don't need to recycle a joke you made last year with a screenshot from 2020 to make them seem worse
November 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
fox news is already evil, you don't need to recycle a joke you made last year with a screenshot from 2020 to make them seem worse
i'm michigan born and bred and i'm here to say definitively we agree with this sentiment, we do not worship the great lakes like eldritch gods, and we certainly don't engineer ship wrecks to temporarily sate their endless flesh-lust
today, like every day, is a good day to remember everything Lake Superior has taken from us. the only language the Great Lakes understand is force.
RIP to the Eddie Fitz
RIP to the Eddie Fitz
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
i'm michigan born and bred and i'm here to say definitively we agree with this sentiment, we do not worship the great lakes like eldritch gods, and we certainly don't engineer ship wrecks to temporarily sate their endless flesh-lust
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Mamdani is going to implement Shar Law. Everyone will have to bow down to the Mistress of the Night, the Lady of Loss, and devote themselves to bringing about a darkness that will smother her hated foe and sister Selûne
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
Mamdani is going to implement Shari Lewis law.
Everyone will be required to stick their fist up a lamb's a
Excuse me, there's someone at the door.
Everyone will be required to stick their fist up a lamb's a
Excuse me, there's someone at the door.
November 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Shar Law. Everyone will have to bow down to the Mistress of the Night, the Lady of Loss, and devote themselves to bringing about a darkness that will smother her hated foe and sister Selûne
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
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If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit
Defense says that the officer's testimony was "very questionable" because he said the sandwich both exploded in spray of mustard and onions and also landed in its wrapper on the ground.
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit
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Tonight I will be re-signing New Yorkers' extension on being insufferable. You've earned it. Tonight we are all walking here.
If New York elects Cuomo you are just not a serious city. Don't bother us with your little in-the-know New Yorkisms anymore. They are no longer cute. Learn to say "in line" like every other normal dipshit in this country who can't stop electing right wing Democrats.
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Tonight I will be re-signing New Yorkers' extension on being insufferable. You've earned it. Tonight we are all walking here.
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peak baseball is indistinguishable from the feeling of hitting your head against a cement wall
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
peak baseball is indistinguishable from the feeling of hitting your head against a cement wall
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If you're in need of positive and rather wholesome news, there's a high school teacher named Bryan who took a ton of freely licensed celebrity headshots at the New York Film Festival last month for Wikipedia, and I truly can't believe how drastic the upgrade is for some articles (thread)
November 1, 2025 at 1:21 PM
If you're in need of positive and rather wholesome news, there's a high school teacher named Bryan who took a ton of freely licensed celebrity headshots at the New York Film Festival last month for Wikipedia, and I truly can't believe how drastic the upgrade is for some articles (thread)
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betamax is back - as a laser disc
Bored Ape Yacht Club is making a comeback — as a metaverse
Bored Ape Yacht Club is making a comeback — as a metaverse
Its crypto-themed metaverse, Otherside, has been a long time coming.
buff.ly
October 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
betamax is back - as a laser disc
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I choose the third door.
I bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. I am not online. It is 217 BC. I am the general Hannibal, and I have changed my mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.
I bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. I am not online. It is 217 BC. I am the general Hannibal, and I have changed my mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.
Before you, you see two doors. One door says that games are art and should cost $100. Another says games are not art and should cost $20. Choose wisely and you will be crowned the “Lester Bangs” of games. Choose poorly, and every gamer dies. Solve for x.
October 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I choose the third door.
I bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. I am not online. It is 217 BC. I am the general Hannibal, and I have changed my mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.
I bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. I am not online. It is 217 BC. I am the general Hannibal, and I have changed my mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.
oooohhhh my god we havE EIGHT MONTHS TO FIND A NON-NAZI PUT HIM IN THE GARBAGE
October 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
oooohhhh my god we havE EIGHT MONTHS TO FIND A NON-NAZI PUT HIM IN THE GARBAGE
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if you want me to extend grace to a schlubby white millennial man with questionable tattoos and a history of incoherent social media posts he better be slugging 40 homers in the bigs every year that's all i have to say
October 21, 2025 at 1:29 PM
if you want me to extend grace to a schlubby white millennial man with questionable tattoos and a history of incoherent social media posts he better be slugging 40 homers in the bigs every year that's all i have to say
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The top thing Platner could do right now to show he's sincere in his beliefs is to drop out of the race and recognizing the concerns about himself, and then continue putting in positive work in the community
One of the things that shows Platner shouldn't run anymore is he has that tattoo and went right for the Senate. It's not like he got involved in local government and put in the work at the town or county level. If he had you could *maybe* make the case he had truly reformed, but he didnt do that
October 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The top thing Platner could do right now to show he's sincere in his beliefs is to drop out of the race and recognizing the concerns about himself, and then continue putting in positive work in the community
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(picking up guy in the gutter who has had his teeth kicked in and can barely stand after his kneecap was exploded) congrats man. now you get to play the dodgers. go get em
October 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
(picking up guy in the gutter who has had his teeth kicked in and can barely stand after his kneecap was exploded) congrats man. now you get to play the dodgers. go get em
i am a tigers fan but i genuinely and truly cannot help but root for the mariners
October 21, 2025 at 2:43 AM
i am a tigers fan but i genuinely and truly cannot help but root for the mariners
lmao are you sincerely suggesting white people should do less and poc should do more??
I instinctively don't trust and don't buy into things that are solely white-driven like this #NoKings Day appears to be.
I can't trust my fellow white folks white a giddily goddamn and nobody with common sense should either.
I can't trust my fellow white folks white a giddily goddamn and nobody with common sense should either.
October 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
lmao are you sincerely suggesting white people should do less and poc should do more??
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unfortunate L for nominative determinism
October 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
unfortunate L for nominative determinism