citizen eeper
@transgenderizer.bsky.social
Riley | 28 | trans butch lesbian | she/her, ze/zir | posts may include: tea, music, gaming, Star Trek, gay stuff, Pitt football once again, etc.
anyway: lol. hail to pitt
November 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
anyway: lol. hail to pitt
IF I COULD, I WOULD ERASE REALITY ITSELF JUST TO GIVE THIS PITT MORE ROOM TO GROW. I WOULD UNWRITE THE VERY LAWS OF PHYSICS TO MAKE THIS PITT THE ONLY CONSTANT, A VAST, ENDLESS DARKNESS THAT SWALLOWS EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS AND EVERYTHING THAT COULD EXIST.
THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD PITT WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE PITT I FEEL FOR PITT AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. PITT. PITT.
November 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
IF I COULD, I WOULD ERASE REALITY ITSELF JUST TO GIVE THIS PITT MORE ROOM TO GROW. I WOULD UNWRITE THE VERY LAWS OF PHYSICS TO MAKE THIS PITT THE ONLY CONSTANT, A VAST, ENDLESS DARKNESS THAT SWALLOWS EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS AND EVERYTHING THAT COULD EXIST.
most garbage time TD of all time lmaooo
November 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
most garbage time TD of all time lmaooo
Goff picking up a botched snap in garbage time was Pitt's 2nd longest run of the day lmao
November 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Goff picking up a botched snap in garbage time was Pitt's 2nd longest run of the day lmao
THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD PITT WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE PITT I FEEL FOR PITT AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. PITT. PITT.
November 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD PITT WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE PITT I FEEL FOR PITT AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. PITT. PITT.
WHAT
BALL IS THE ALL-SEEING ORACLE OF TRUTH
November 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
WHAT
BALL IS THE ALL-SEEING ORACLE OF TRUTH
November 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
BALL IS THE ALL-SEEING ORACLE OF TRUTH
The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a Pitt football game
This is a tale spun straight out of my binary core, This is a vision of my world seen through membranous eyes, This is the oceans filled with technicolor nuclear fish, their mutated metal scales riveted together, glowing iridescent in the pitch-dark depths deep below the steel-belted skies.
November 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a Pitt football game
manifesting a safety bc Pitt points total of 5 would be funny
November 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
manifesting a safety bc Pitt points total of 5 would be funny
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YOU ARE SNAPPING THE WINGS OFF OF FAIRIES AND MAKING THEM LEARN TO CODE
November 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
YOU ARE SNAPPING THE WINGS OFF OF FAIRIES AND MAKING THEM LEARN TO CODE
FUCK OFF
BAND PLAYED VICTORY IT'S A TOUCHDOWN NO REVIEW NEEDRD
November 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
FUCK OFF
BAND PLAYED VICTORY IT'S A TOUCHDOWN NO REVIEW NEEDRD
November 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
BAND PLAYED VICTORY IT'S A TOUCHDOWN NO REVIEW NEEDRD
"HERS" is pronouns, Pitt football must bring back Woke
November 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
"HERS" is pronouns, Pitt football must bring back Woke
Dez Reid take my [whatever part of his leg that was]
November 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Dez Reid take my [whatever part of his leg that was]
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“Life is a constant process of dying.” ― Arthur Schopenhauer
November 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
“Life is a constant process of dying.” ― Arthur Schopenhauer
"please reset the game clock to 2 seconds"
"... haha jk fuck off"
"... haha jk fuck off"
November 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
"please reset the game clock to 2 seconds"
"... haha jk fuck off"
"... haha jk fuck off"
can I consider this a house divided game for myself ("went to Pitt" vs "high school's fight song was literally just the Notre Dame Victory March")
November 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
can I consider this a house divided game for myself ("went to Pitt" vs "high school's fight song was literally just the Notre Dame Victory March")
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Pitt is intentionally tanking so they can be a good win for Notre Dame but NOT for Miami
November 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Pitt is intentionally tanking so they can be a good win for Notre Dame but NOT for Miami
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EARTHA KITT/MICHAEL BUBLE
November 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
EARTHA KITT/MICHAEL BUBLE
congrats to everyone watching on having more net rushing yards than Pitt currently
November 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
congrats to everyone watching on having more net rushing yards than Pitt currently
oh yeah now ND gets stupid too here we go
November 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
oh yeah now ND gets stupid too here we go
there it is again. Doc becoming a stands cheer #1 tempo truther??
Pitt band with the slowest performance of stands cheer #1 ever, for some reason
November 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
there it is again. Doc becoming a stands cheer #1 tempo truther??