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me at the local animal shelter: yeah hi you take birds? my true love went a little overboard this year
December 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
me at the local animal shelter: yeah hi you take birds? my true love went a little overboard this year
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Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-baby-jesus-skele-1851069460/
December 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-baby-jesus-skele-1851069460/
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when the server delivers breadsticks to the table
December 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
when the server delivers breadsticks to the table
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December 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Can you totally reimagine it into what it was 10 years ago?
All US users will be able to activate 'AI mode' in Google search and Chrome browser that will provide a conversational, question and answer experience akin to OpenAI’s ChatGPT. www.ft.com/content/b9d1...
May 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Can you totally reimagine it into what it was 10 years ago?
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
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Happy Mother’s Day to this guy
May 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Happy Mother’s Day to this guy
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It’s really funny that conservatives are like “this pope supports immigrants and doesn’t like gun violence” as opposed to what they think Christianity should be concerned with which is having more white people in Honey Nut Cheerio commercials
May 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
It’s really funny that conservatives are like “this pope supports immigrants and doesn’t like gun violence” as opposed to what they think Christianity should be concerned with which is having more white people in Honey Nut Cheerio commercials
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I really appreciate Trump and Vance swinging elections our way in Canada, Australia, and now the global Catholic Church. MVPs, honestly.
May 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I really appreciate Trump and Vance swinging elections our way in Canada, Australia, and now the global Catholic Church. MVPs, honestly.
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(tired and drunk while playing Clue) Fuck I dunno...
May 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
(tired and drunk while playing Clue) Fuck I dunno...
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Methinks chess is too simple for a man of my... shall we say, not inconsiderable intellect! It's over 100 years old [laughs] it doesn't even include [tries really hard to think of something from a video game that will make people like me] Companion Cube
April 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Methinks chess is too simple for a man of my... shall we say, not inconsiderable intellect! It's over 100 years old [laughs] it doesn't even include [tries really hard to think of something from a video game that will make people like me] Companion Cube
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what’s- what’s the good way
April 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
what’s- what’s the good way
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you never hear about the canaries that survive the coal mines. how they grow. how they change. how they're furious.
April 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM
you never hear about the canaries that survive the coal mines. how they grow. how they change. how they're furious.
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let they who haven't lost a purse containing their passport, security badge, and $3,000 cast the first stone
April 22, 2025 at 7:54 AM
let they who haven't lost a purse containing their passport, security badge, and $3,000 cast the first stone
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I don't believe in coincidences @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social
Pope Francis, 88, Dies 7 Hours After Meeting Alleged Antichrist JD Vance
Vance seemed eager to get ahead of online theories that he killed the Pope—or something like that—given the timing. In a statement, he said Francis was "obviously very ill" during their meeting.
www.jezebel.com
April 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I don't believe in coincidences @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social
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Well actually your email finds me losing a fight with a dumpster full of raccoons
April 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Well actually your email finds me losing a fight with a dumpster full of raccoons
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It must not even be fun anymore for foreign spies whose job it is to steal America's secrets. If you wait long enough, you will probably just get a text with all of the secret plans.
March 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
It must not even be fun anymore for foreign spies whose job it is to steal America's secrets. If you wait long enough, you will probably just get a text with all of the secret plans.
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imagine your least competent co-worker revealed to you one day that he thought all along that he was doing a completely different job and it turned out he sucked just as much at it
Democratic Senate Minority Leader @schumer.senate.gov:
“My job is to keep the left pro-Israel.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/18/o...
“My job is to keep the left pro-Israel.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/18/o...
Opinion | Chuck Schumer Isn’t Jewish Like the Pope Isn’t Catholic (Gift Article)
Derided by the MAGA right and yelled at by the far left, the Senate Democratic leader is inhabiting a very Jewish place right now.
www.nytimes.com
March 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
imagine your least competent co-worker revealed to you one day that he thought all along that he was doing a completely different job and it turned out he sucked just as much at it
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Tucson, Arizona today.
Original projected attendance was 3,000 people.
23,000 showed up.
Original projected attendance was 3,000 people.
23,000 showed up.
March 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Tucson, Arizona today.
Original projected attendance was 3,000 people.
23,000 showed up.
Original projected attendance was 3,000 people.
23,000 showed up.
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The first bite vs the second bite of a microwave burrito
January 3, 2025 at 12:58 PM
The first bite vs the second bite of a microwave burrito