Spot Dorktello
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There's room to move as a fry cook.
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Need to print this out and frame it near my desk
March 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Need to print this out and frame it near my desk
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I'm Mr Beast and I just rebuilt the HH Holmes murder hotel
March 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I'm Mr Beast and I just rebuilt the HH Holmes murder hotel
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Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow!"
--Hunter S. Thompson
--Hunter S. Thompson
February 12, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow!"
--Hunter S. Thompson
--Hunter S. Thompson
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow!"
--Hunter S. Thompson
--Hunter S. Thompson
February 12, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow!"
--Hunter S. Thompson
--Hunter S. Thompson
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Here's how I used a miniature practical effect to create a huge starscape of "dark matter" for Pearl Jam's new tour, by filming sound-reactive magnetic fluid with a macro lens at 1000fps ultra slow motion.
More details on my Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/120707...
More details on my Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/120707...
January 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Here's how I used a miniature practical effect to create a huge starscape of "dark matter" for Pearl Jam's new tour, by filming sound-reactive magnetic fluid with a macro lens at 1000fps ultra slow motion.
More details on my Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/120707...
More details on my Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/120707...
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KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
July 17, 2023 at 3:57 AM
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
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Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
January 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
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A man in Indiana made an AT-AT costume for his horse, intending to only get a few pictures before removing it. When he took off the headpiece the horse got upset and insisted that he put it back on, which made the horse happy again. Now the horse isn't allowing him to remove any piece of the costume
January 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
A man in Indiana made an AT-AT costume for his horse, intending to only get a few pictures before removing it. When he took off the headpiece the horse got upset and insisted that he put it back on, which made the horse happy again. Now the horse isn't allowing him to remove any piece of the costume
Man, there are too many of you that ended up in starter packs that had no business ever being in a starter pack. Just posting the most mid takes and jokes.
I'm gonna make a starter pack called JIMMY FALLON'S WRITER ROOM and add all you sad, disappointing fucks to it.
I'm gonna make a starter pack called JIMMY FALLON'S WRITER ROOM and add all you sad, disappointing fucks to it.
January 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Man, there are too many of you that ended up in starter packs that had no business ever being in a starter pack. Just posting the most mid takes and jokes.
I'm gonna make a starter pack called JIMMY FALLON'S WRITER ROOM and add all you sad, disappointing fucks to it.
I'm gonna make a starter pack called JIMMY FALLON'S WRITER ROOM and add all you sad, disappointing fucks to it.
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The Mystery of My Strangely Viral Blake Lively Post Seems to Have Been Solved open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...
The Mystery of My Strangely Viral Blake Lively Post Seems to Have Been Solved
One of my posts may have been artificially boosted as part of a smear campaign. A story about "crisis PR," fake numbers, fake jobs, and the consultant class.
open.substack.com
January 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The Mystery of My Strangely Viral Blake Lively Post Seems to Have Been Solved open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...
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Who was in charge of font spacing for this episode of MR. ED?
December 29, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Who was in charge of font spacing for this episode of MR. ED?
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My teenage daughter confessed to getting high but said it “wasn’t worth it because of the hangover.” Okay, pussy
November 23, 2024 at 6:13 PM
My teenage daughter confessed to getting high but said it “wasn’t worth it because of the hangover.” Okay, pussy
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Willem Dafoe always gives good interview www.empireonline.com/movies/featu...
December 27, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Willem Dafoe always gives good interview www.empireonline.com/movies/featu...
A man who is about to be killed by a murder clone from the future who is about to be killed by a murder clone from the future.
December 26, 2024 at 7:19 PM
A man who is about to be killed by a murder clone from the future who is about to be killed by a murder clone from the future.
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Christmas Ham Strapped To Roof Of Car
December 25, 2024 at 6:38 PM
Christmas Ham Strapped To Roof Of Car
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It's Christmas of 1985, and what better gift could your uncle buy last minute off the spinner toy rack at your local mom-and-pop pharmacy than an officially-licensed American Ninja nunchaku?
December 22, 2024 at 6:49 PM
It's Christmas of 1985, and what better gift could your uncle buy last minute off the spinner toy rack at your local mom-and-pop pharmacy than an officially-licensed American Ninja nunchaku?
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first date idea: we take shrooms and google obituaries of people who share our names
December 18, 2024 at 12:10 PM
first date idea: we take shrooms and google obituaries of people who share our names
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Here’s a silly thing I’ve been doing for my friends for a few years: 100 Songs I Liked in 2024. Four songs a day until Christmas, in no particular order. Good time to mute this thread! Here we go!
December 1, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Here’s a silly thing I’ve been doing for my friends for a few years: 100 Songs I Liked in 2024. Four songs a day until Christmas, in no particular order. Good time to mute this thread! Here we go!
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Gift suggestion: support Scarecrow Video as they raise funds to ensure their survival. Look at this chart. It's astounding how many more films they have compared to big streamers:
1/3
1/3
December 13, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Gift suggestion: support Scarecrow Video as they raise funds to ensure their survival. Look at this chart. It's astounding how many more films they have compared to big streamers:
1/3
1/3
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ME FROM 9 PM TO MIDNIGHT: I am exhausted
ME AT 1 AM: Need to research how to do trapeze
ME AT 1 AM: Need to research how to do trapeze
December 7, 2024 at 6:07 AM
ME FROM 9 PM TO MIDNIGHT: I am exhausted
ME AT 1 AM: Need to research how to do trapeze
ME AT 1 AM: Need to research how to do trapeze
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can we bring back title sequences like this
December 4, 2024 at 2:59 PM
can we bring back title sequences like this
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I knew it was fucking Ronald Reagan
December 1, 2024 at 3:02 PM
I knew it was fucking Ronald Reagan