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May 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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“hey baby,” i say, approaching you at the bar. “watch this”
i put a cherry stem in my mouth seductively. you look away, but eventually you can’t help but notice that i’ve managed to get it wrapped tightly around my neck. in seconds, i am dead.
i put a cherry stem in my mouth seductively. you look away, but eventually you can’t help but notice that i’ve managed to get it wrapped tightly around my neck. in seconds, i am dead.
May 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
“hey baby,” i say, approaching you at the bar. “watch this”
i put a cherry stem in my mouth seductively. you look away, but eventually you can’t help but notice that i’ve managed to get it wrapped tightly around my neck. in seconds, i am dead.
i put a cherry stem in my mouth seductively. you look away, but eventually you can’t help but notice that i’ve managed to get it wrapped tightly around my neck. in seconds, i am dead.
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reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response?
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
April 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response?
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
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"she's not gonna fuck you bro"
she will. she will if i display my plumage ostentatiously enough
she will. she will if i display my plumage ostentatiously enough
April 4, 2025 at 8:55 AM
"she's not gonna fuck you bro"
she will. she will if i display my plumage ostentatiously enough
she will. she will if i display my plumage ostentatiously enough
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remember to be patient with american exceptionalism believers, they are going to be a bit grouchy for the rest of all of our lives
April 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
remember to be patient with american exceptionalism believers, they are going to be a bit grouchy for the rest of all of our lives
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ME: the white house is basically woke now
GUY TYING ME TO TRAIN TRACKS: yeah sure
GUY TYING ME TO TRAIN TRACKS: yeah sure
April 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
ME: the white house is basically woke now
GUY TYING ME TO TRAIN TRACKS: yeah sure
GUY TYING ME TO TRAIN TRACKS: yeah sure
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Maybe everyone can see it now, but the world's richest people have tanked it all to restock assets and get liquid after years of illegally playing with funny money. They used "the wokeness" as a cudgel and it worked. The next Disney princess WILL be white, as we all eat beans under the highway.
April 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Maybe everyone can see it now, but the world's richest people have tanked it all to restock assets and get liquid after years of illegally playing with funny money. They used "the wokeness" as a cudgel and it worked. The next Disney princess WILL be white, as we all eat beans under the highway.
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Feels frustratingly like sitting inside the first game of Europa Universalis IV the dumbest YouTuber has ever played
(Reuters) - White House aides have drafted a proposal to impose tariffs of around 20% on most imports to the United States, the Washington Post reported on Tuesday.
April 1, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Feels frustratingly like sitting inside the first game of Europa Universalis IV the dumbest YouTuber has ever played
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HI BLUESKY, ITS HILLARY
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECR
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECR
Hi, Bluesky. It's Hillary.
No woman currently has a restraining order against me. Also, this is not the woman who previously had a restraining order against me. However, she is one of the women who have tried and failed to get restraining orders against me
No woman currently has a restraining order against me. Also, this is not the woman who previously had a restraining order against me. However, she is one of the women who have tried and failed to get restraining orders against me
April 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
HI BLUESKY, ITS HILLARY
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECR
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECR
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this might not be “politically correct” and possibly even “offensive” but if you voted for and support an HRT ban at any age i hope you live a very short life
Donald Trump has just released a national under 18 trans care ban executive order. I am working through specifically how it tries to do this, and will live tweet here section by section as I read through it.
It is not yet on the website, but has been released via press release.
It is not yet on the website, but has been released via press release.
January 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
this might not be “politically correct” and possibly even “offensive” but if you voted for and support an HRT ban at any age i hope you live a very short life
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Blue sky is awesome because a bunch of people who like to make jokes and a bunch of people who are incapable of identifying a joke are forced to share space
January 19, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Blue sky is awesome because a bunch of people who like to make jokes and a bunch of people who are incapable of identifying a joke are forced to share space
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david lynch on angelo badalamenti, who passed away in 2022
January 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
david lynch on angelo badalamenti, who passed away in 2022
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One of my favourite things anyone has ever said about art. You'll be missed, David. 🌹
January 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
One of my favourite things anyone has ever said about art. You'll be missed, David. 🌹
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Seven years ago I wrote a holiday-themed version of “Killing In The Name Of” that RATM could release as a Christmas single. They haven’t recorded it yet but I haven’t given up hope that someday they will
December 23, 2024 at 6:29 AM
Seven years ago I wrote a holiday-themed version of “Killing In The Name Of” that RATM could release as a Christmas single. They haven’t recorded it yet but I haven’t given up hope that someday they will
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certain identity stuff just doesn't affect me at all in day to day life so it's very weird when people who know about it try to like, talk to me about how i must be getting discriminated against all the time. i actually never think about it except when well-meaning people bring it up like that lol
December 15, 2024 at 10:15 PM
certain identity stuff just doesn't affect me at all in day to day life so it's very weird when people who know about it try to like, talk to me about how i must be getting discriminated against all the time. i actually never think about it except when well-meaning people bring it up like that lol
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penthouse forum has rejected my letter where i said i got "honked off by a ghoul"
November 24, 2024 at 3:10 AM
penthouse forum has rejected my letter where i said i got "honked off by a ghoul"