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@spitefulheathen from twitter and other places. she/her.
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What would be the best holiday gift?
1. robe of infinite napping
2. frightening bones
3. personal attack owl
4. burrito of destiny
1. robe of infinite napping
2. frightening bones
3. personal attack owl
4. burrito of destiny
December 15, 2025 at 3:30 AM
What would be the best holiday gift?
1. robe of infinite napping
2. frightening bones
3. personal attack owl
4. burrito of destiny
1. robe of infinite napping
2. frightening bones
3. personal attack owl
4. burrito of destiny
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If you were a kid who looked around at the adults in your community, and mostly felt unimpressed, it does not get better 😂
December 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
If you were a kid who looked around at the adults in your community, and mostly felt unimpressed, it does not get better 😂
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I Came Upon Two Vast and Trunkless Legs of Stone, Charlie Brown
April 14, 2024 at 10:31 PM
I Came Upon Two Vast and Trunkless Legs of Stone, Charlie Brown
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Don't say something snide after every ad before the movie challenge
November 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Don't say something snide after every ad before the movie challenge
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how does donald trump keep breaking all these norms when all i'm doing is repeatedly suggesting he might do that with softball questions and then writing up the answers as if it's not a settled issue and attributing equal validity to his sundowning avarice and the written constitution
hes not allowed to run for a third term so why are you even asking him
October 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
how does donald trump keep breaking all these norms when all i'm doing is repeatedly suggesting he might do that with softball questions and then writing up the answers as if it's not a settled issue and attributing equal validity to his sundowning avarice and the written constitution
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I get the look you’re going for, but no part of me is going to be able to relax into a restaurant booth throw pillow.
September 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I get the look you’re going for, but no part of me is going to be able to relax into a restaurant booth throw pillow.
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A woman in this waiting room is French, and she's making it everyone's problem.
October 9, 2025 at 2:12 PM
A woman in this waiting room is French, and she's making it everyone's problem.
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That both of Turning Point USA’s founders are dead from public health crises their organization worked hard to enable is a parable for our time.
September 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
That both of Turning Point USA’s founders are dead from public health crises their organization worked hard to enable is a parable for our time.
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Never ask a woman her age, instead ask her what tales have carved their mark on her flesh. Ask if she is wizened, bent low from the sins of the past. Ask her if she believes in retribution
August 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Never ask a woman her age, instead ask her what tales have carved their mark on her flesh. Ask if she is wizened, bent low from the sins of the past. Ask her if she believes in retribution
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Do you guys ever think about the fact that you have a body and then say “gross” out loud?
July 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Do you guys ever think about the fact that you have a body and then say “gross” out loud?
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Can’t believe some of you still wanna be my friends even after I lost my exoskeleton and you could see my soft pale interior. That’s pretty cool of you
July 22, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Can’t believe some of you still wanna be my friends even after I lost my exoskeleton and you could see my soft pale interior. That’s pretty cool of you
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i planned this entire extended family vacation for my dad as he’s elderly and ill and i wanted him to spend time with them before it’s too late. this morning he told me “i forgot how much i can’t stand these people”
July 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
i planned this entire extended family vacation for my dad as he’s elderly and ill and i wanted him to spend time with them before it’s too late. this morning he told me “i forgot how much i can’t stand these people”
all new & newish white ford SUVs look like cop cars and i really, really cannot overstate how much i loathe this
July 4, 2025 at 1:57 PM
all new & newish white ford SUVs look like cop cars and i really, really cannot overstate how much i loathe this
37 years old and still mugging for the camera in gas station bathrooms lmao
July 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
37 years old and still mugging for the camera in gas station bathrooms lmao
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You know what? No. If you are willing to not read your contract and accept an AI generated summary of what it may say you sort of deserve whatever you get at that point.
I just received a contract on Docusign for review and signing, and it offered to give me an AI-generated summary that I could read instead to save time.
That's AN AI-GENERATED SUMMARY ***OF A CONTRACT***, in case you need to let that sink in.
That's AN AI-GENERATED SUMMARY ***OF A CONTRACT***, in case you need to let that sink in.
June 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
You know what? No. If you are willing to not read your contract and accept an AI generated summary of what it may say you sort of deserve whatever you get at that point.
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there should be a service where i say "i liked what this piece of media was going for but it didn't quite get there for me" and they will say "damn that sucks. here is a similar piece of media that DID pull it off" and i give them $10
June 19, 2025 at 2:42 PM
there should be a service where i say "i liked what this piece of media was going for but it didn't quite get there for me" and they will say "damn that sucks. here is a similar piece of media that DID pull it off" and i give them $10
no i will not be normal there is a perfectly great selfie mirror at the end of the hallway why be normal when i could stand here in public and be vain
June 19, 2025 at 2:05 AM
no i will not be normal there is a perfectly great selfie mirror at the end of the hallway why be normal when i could stand here in public and be vain
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Awful time to be alive but truly an amazing time to be a hater
June 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Awful time to be alive but truly an amazing time to be a hater
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"don't give them an excuse" is victim blaming darvo shit that just makes it easier for nazis to do all their nazi things, hope this helps
April 15, 2025 at 9:33 AM
"don't give them an excuse" is victim blaming darvo shit that just makes it easier for nazis to do all their nazi things, hope this helps
when life gives you wretchedly humid midatlantic summer weather, make mezcal palomas and stay inside where there’s aircon.
June 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
when life gives you wretchedly humid midatlantic summer weather, make mezcal palomas and stay inside where there’s aircon.
enrichment with the bestie feels like the shit we did in high school but much better as we’re no longer suicidal traumatised children lmao
June 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
enrichment with the bestie feels like the shit we did in high school but much better as we’re no longer suicidal traumatised children lmao
i've entered that phase of life where the pizza delivery guy thinks i'm hot but you can see by his facial expression that he thinks that in the context of i'm a hot older lonely woman in his zipcode and therefore he has won the "this never happens in real life!" jackpot and almost drops the pizza
June 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
i've entered that phase of life where the pizza delivery guy thinks i'm hot but you can see by his facial expression that he thinks that in the context of i'm a hot older lonely woman in his zipcode and therefore he has won the "this never happens in real life!" jackpot and almost drops the pizza
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Lonely old crones are cackling to themselves in your area
May 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Lonely old crones are cackling to themselves in your area