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horses are incompatible with the grace of god because they run too fast to receive jesus's blessings
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
horses are incompatible with the grace of god because they run too fast to receive jesus's blessings
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ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
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I tested a machine learning model designed to detect NSFW content. It marked this image as unsafe, because of Tim Allen's breasts (marked in blue) and my hand-penis (marked in green)
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I tested a machine learning model designed to detect NSFW content. It marked this image as unsafe, because of Tim Allen's breasts (marked in blue) and my hand-penis (marked in green)
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Customers are craven scum
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Customers are craven scum
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The beatles purposefully wrote catchy songs to generate interest in their band
September 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The beatles purposefully wrote catchy songs to generate interest in their band
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Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon
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Nog Country for Old Men
November 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Nog Country for Old Men
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probably feels pretty nice to forget what the Bush 2 era was like, but if you dwell on it forever there's way more jokes in Arrested Development
Watching the funeral of VP Dick Cheney and listening to his daughter, Congresswoman Liz Cheney, speak. One can only hope that this GOP will find its democratic compass again and reject all things fascist. I didn’t always agree with VP Cheney BUT he was antifa. He always put country over party.RIP🙏
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 AM
probably feels pretty nice to forget what the Bush 2 era was like, but if you dwell on it forever there's way more jokes in Arrested Development
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Good news. I have discovered my passion in life, and it’s making spinning 3d animated GIFs.
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Good news. I have discovered my passion in life, and it’s making spinning 3d animated GIFs.
I;m thinking bout thos death clues
November 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I;m thinking bout thos death clues
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oh hell yeah man this is awesome
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November 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
oh hell yeah man this is awesome
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🐎🐎🐎🐎⚡😌⚡🐎🐎🐎🐎
October 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
🐎🐎🐎🐎⚡😌⚡🐎🐎🐎🐎
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total distortion, screenshot, pc (1995) www.mobygames.com/game/686/tot...
May 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
total distortion, screenshot, pc (1995) www.mobygames.com/game/686/tot...
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A robot plugs into a lemon, generating just enough voltage to replace his little girl's spent battery with his own before shutting down.
November 14, 2024 at 2:39 PM
A robot plugs into a lemon, generating just enough voltage to replace his little girl's spent battery with his own before shutting down.
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Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
November 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
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the sniper pulls back the bolt of their rifle, stretching back like the freshly revealed innards of a mozzarella stick
November 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
the sniper pulls back the bolt of their rifle, stretching back like the freshly revealed innards of a mozzarella stick
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were so fucking back guys
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
were so fucking back guys
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I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one