Chris 🏃🏉
@speedyquin.bsky.social
keen runner (half marathons), rugby fan, quins fanatic, almost a geek, also works in finance to pay the beer bills
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And now…a ‘joke’.
When is a Christmas sweet treat like the KGB?
When it’s a MINSK SPY…*coughs*
When is a Christmas sweet treat like the KGB?
When it’s a MINSK SPY…*coughs*
December 12, 2025 at 7:31 AM
And now…a ‘joke’.
When is a Christmas sweet treat like the KGB?
When it’s a MINSK SPY…*coughs*
When is a Christmas sweet treat like the KGB?
When it’s a MINSK SPY…*coughs*
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Why ‘abject hatred for the insufferable current Russian president’ and not ‘Putin intolerant’?
December 6, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Why ‘abject hatred for the insufferable current Russian president’ and not ‘Putin intolerant’?
Ah Saturday, finally I can get up and watch sure of the ashes....*sees score*...right kids cartoons it is then
December 6, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Ah Saturday, finally I can get up and watch sure of the ashes....*sees score*...right kids cartoons it is then
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Day 3 of my #AdventCalendar
[sound up]
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December 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Day 3 of my #AdventCalendar
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Day 2 of my #AdventCalendar
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December 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Day 2 of my #AdventCalendar
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Day 1 of my #AdventCalendar
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December 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Day 1 of my #AdventCalendar
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Every year we make a free-to-download-and-print-off-yourself colouring-in Advent Calendar. This year’s heavily features Bigfoots. Please share!
Download it for free here… www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...
Download it for free here… www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Every year we make a free-to-download-and-print-off-yourself colouring-in Advent Calendar. This year’s heavily features Bigfoots. Please share!
Download it for free here… www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...
Download it for free here… www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...
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I have a phobia of shallow dishes - I’m petri-fied
November 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I have a phobia of shallow dishes - I’m petri-fied
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barista: can i take your name
james bond: the name's bond
barista: ok
james bond: james bond
barista: well i've written bond now
james bond: it's ok don't
barista: i can get a new cup
james bond: no it's fine
barista: it's not a problem
james bond: just go with bond
james bond: the name's bond
barista: ok
james bond: james bond
barista: well i've written bond now
james bond: it's ok don't
barista: i can get a new cup
james bond: no it's fine
barista: it's not a problem
james bond: just go with bond
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
barista: can i take your name
james bond: the name's bond
barista: ok
james bond: james bond
barista: well i've written bond now
james bond: it's ok don't
barista: i can get a new cup
james bond: no it's fine
barista: it's not a problem
james bond: just go with bond
james bond: the name's bond
barista: ok
james bond: james bond
barista: well i've written bond now
james bond: it's ok don't
barista: i can get a new cup
james bond: no it's fine
barista: it's not a problem
james bond: just go with bond
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And they say there are no new sitcom ideas
November 9, 2025 at 10:13 AM
And they say there are no new sitcom ideas
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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
November 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
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Some are querying whether Andrew can renounce a dukedom without an Act of Parliament.
But you can parse a duchy and he’s left outside.
Good night.
But you can parse a duchy and he’s left outside.
Good night.
October 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Some are querying whether Andrew can renounce a dukedom without an Act of Parliament.
But you can parse a duchy and he’s left outside.
Good night.
But you can parse a duchy and he’s left outside.
Good night.
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[showing you round my house]
and this is where the magic happens
*opens door to reveal my basement warhammer 40k gaming table*
and this is where the magic happens
*opens door to reveal my basement warhammer 40k gaming table*
September 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
[showing you round my house]
and this is where the magic happens
*opens door to reveal my basement warhammer 40k gaming table*
and this is where the magic happens
*opens door to reveal my basement warhammer 40k gaming table*
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no AI image generator could ever come as close to capturing my soul as this photo of the smashing pumpkins lead singer billy corgan on a rollercoaster
September 18, 2025 at 12:31 PM
no AI image generator could ever come as close to capturing my soul as this photo of the smashing pumpkins lead singer billy corgan on a rollercoaster
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The Joker Trilogy
September 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The Joker Trilogy
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[trinity test explodes]
oppenheimer: I am become death, destroyer
everyone else there: fucking hell that's awesome
oppenheimer: i said I am become
everyone else: bob mate look at that bang you've done
oppenheimer: I am trying to do a quote
everyone else: *running around doing bangs*
oppenheimer: I am become death, destroyer
everyone else there: fucking hell that's awesome
oppenheimer: i said I am become
everyone else: bob mate look at that bang you've done
oppenheimer: I am trying to do a quote
everyone else: *running around doing bangs*
August 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
[trinity test explodes]
oppenheimer: I am become death, destroyer
everyone else there: fucking hell that's awesome
oppenheimer: i said I am become
everyone else: bob mate look at that bang you've done
oppenheimer: I am trying to do a quote
everyone else: *running around doing bangs*
oppenheimer: I am become death, destroyer
everyone else there: fucking hell that's awesome
oppenheimer: i said I am become
everyone else: bob mate look at that bang you've done
oppenheimer: I am trying to do a quote
everyone else: *running around doing bangs*
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Her original rap name was Mary O. Blige but she changed it to J because people were taking advantage of her generosity.
August 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Her original rap name was Mary O. Blige but she changed it to J because people were taking advantage of her generosity.
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I once applied to a university to study for a degree in 90s dance music.
But I failed the N-Trance exam
But I failed the N-Trance exam
August 27, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I once applied to a university to study for a degree in 90s dance music.
But I failed the N-Trance exam
But I failed the N-Trance exam
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The publishing industry is in decline. Some say it's because of changing market dynamics. Others say it's because of technological disruptions. But the truth is it's because they refuse to publish my lovely book of Heartwarming Stories for Children.
August 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The publishing industry is in decline. Some say it's because of changing market dynamics. Others say it's because of technological disruptions. But the truth is it's because they refuse to publish my lovely book of Heartwarming Stories for Children.
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this is the worst karaoke bar i’ve ever been to
August 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
this is the worst karaoke bar i’ve ever been to