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Southside Cub
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Gay cub in Columbus who likes art, cooking, games, and other interesting things! He/Him
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Hey all,

The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.

Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.

You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
Fellowship
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December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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The one year anniversary of Yoon's failed martial law takeover just passed and lots of untold stories came out proving that THE ONLY REASON KOREA IS STILL A FREE COUNTRY IS BECAUSE PEOPLE DISOBEYED ILLEGAL ORDERS.

The coup was over in hours because people said no.
December 4, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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Will the press set the tone or will we allow a thong salesman’s lawyer to pervert the natural order?
December 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Wexner handpicking the former Abercrombie CEO who is facing human trafficking and interstate prostitution charges from the same office that charged Epstein somehow flies under the radar, too.
December 4, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Predators and exploitation are totally okay, but we draw the line at gay
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Access to Roblox has been banned in Russia, as the country's authorities have deemed it a host of "LGBT propaganda." https://bit.ly/3Mfa7BY
December 4, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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I like to imagine that the person who dreamed up this study was one of the kids using whippits in the parking lot, who eventually got clinical treatment for their depression...but then was like "but it felt like the whippits also helped, am I wrong?
December 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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I’m holly, I’m jolly. You’ve got believe me. I swear I am
December 3, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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It's with heavy hearts that we share that Claude, our beloved albino alligator, has passed away at the age of 30. Claude brought joy to millions of people at the Academy and across the world during his 17 year tenure. We will miss him dearly. 🤍
December 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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My wife has been HIV+ for 34 years. She’s alive today b/c work of activists who destigmatized the virus, pushed medical science to adapt & find ways to treat it, & advocated for gov health programs that helped fund her care. The current U.S. regime may want to go back in time, but we won’t let them.
December 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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It’s always just a guy in there
December 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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For World AIDS Day 2025: the stigma of HIV & AIDS was so strong that many avoided talking about their diagnosis until their final days.

In other cases, the families kept the secret for decades after.

Freddie Mercury, Liberace, Rock Hudson, Gia Carangi, Anthony Perkins... and Isaac Asimov.
In 1983, science fiction writer Isaac Asimov had triple bypass surgery at NYU Medical Center, during which he contracted HIV from transfusions.

His doctors advised him not to disclose his status because of anti-AIDS sentiment.

He died 1992 from AIDS-related complications.
December 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Imagine if Regan had stayed an actor. Imagine if AIDS had been handled like a major public health emergency instead of disregarded as “gay cancer.” Imagine how many people could still be alive. Now imagine how many of them might be in public office.
#WorldAIDSday
I was diagnosed with #HIV in 1998, when I was 30.
Many of my friends had died of AIDS. I did not expect to live to 50.
I’m 58 now.
HIV treatment works.
Treatment also makes it impossible for me to pass HIV on during sex.
Ensure HIV treatment for all.
End HIV stigma.
#WorldAIDSDay
December 1, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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(pulling up the ladder behind me) This is an opportunity for you to succeed through hard work and determination
December 3, 2024 at 4:26 PM
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The best description of the Telegraph you'll read this week.
I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.
November 30, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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The bots obstruct sidewalks and hinder accessibility.

“Surveillance is another concern. Each Coco robot has five cameras that are constantly on and recording ‘vast amounts of data every day from...full 360-degree perception…’”
Hundreds of Chicago residents sign petition to pause robot delivery pilot program over safety concerns
There is a growing call for the City Council to hold a public hearing on the pilot program and publish accessibility data
www.cbsnews.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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If medieval guilds and fraternities had inflatable balloon technology, they would have gone so hard. Gigantic balloon of the side wound of Christ, St Lucy with her eyes as two separate balloons, Margaret and her dragon
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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I suggest that we start using the phrase "Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too." as shorthand to explain how little we want to be at any given terrible event.
November 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Here's a note I sent to our members about what we did with their money, and why we expect the Onion to outgrow the Washington Post.

We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does.

Our members keep getting papers.
November 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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No Children (Part 1) - Gator Days
November 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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As CEO of Mott’s Applesauce I really have to question your mental state if Applesauce isn’t on your plate, in your toilet, in the bedroom, really everywhere that Applesauce could help
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM