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Eric Lang
@ericlang.bsky.social
Game designer. Radical optimist.

Play is essential. he/him
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They nailed my game design philosophy in one
Democrats all the fucking time.
a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag
Alt: The iconic peanuts scene of Lucy snatching the football from Charlie Brown as he attempts a kick
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November 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
If you ever want to disabuse yourself of the notion that you’re good at video games, play with 10-12 year olds
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I desire to punch winter in the face
November 9, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I can't hear "multiplayer solitaire!!!1!!1!" except in the snootiest French accent.
November 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Rock and metal fans, fill in the blanks:

If you're from _____ (country), the law requires that you like ____ (band).

Getting the obvious ones out of the way

Canada = Rush
Brazil = Sepultura
France = Gojira
Germany = Rammstein
November 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
"Ugh too many cozy games!"

I dunno man, maybe get some therapy?
November 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
The best normie explanation for ADHD I've heard goes something like

"It's not that you can't pay attention to anything, it's that you have difficulty controlling what you're paying attention to."
November 6, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Missing PAX Unplugged for the second year in a row, and will really miss my friends - particularly the ones I only get to see in Philly.

Next year (assuming they don't overlap directly with BGG Con again) I'll make attending a priority.
November 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Zohran Mamdami is an exceptional political operator with an exceptional team, fighting and winning against exceptional odds.

He, or someone just like him, will be President someday—mark my words.

Be radically optimistic. Change what you can in the world for the better.
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Damn I typed “French” too often in a text chat and now I forget how to spell anything.
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
When evil men leave this world, celebrate the diminished evil.
November 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Next time someone squawks about a game you like being “not even a game”

Just roll your eyes, fart loudly, and leave the room
i wish people would be substantially more careful with their choice to dismiss art/games they don't like as "not art / not a game"
November 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The modern metal sound just doesn’t move me at all.

It feels like AI sound engineering to me at this point, and I yearn for the “record to tape together in the room” sound

(I’m also painfully aware that this officially makes me a metal boomer. I’ll wear it with…not pride, but not shame?)
November 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Surprisingly common journey I’ve observed:

Inexperienced but wildly creative designer makes magic

Then, as they absorb more game design rudiments, begin to disrespect the very innocent elements of their art that made it magic

Designer makes a “fixed” second edition that falls flat
November 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I’m often proudly the dumbest person in the meeting asking the most basic common sense questions

Questions that much smarter folk have hypnotised themselves out of being able to answer clearly
November 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Social media survival tip:

Stop explaining yourself to people committed to misunderstanding you.
November 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
People of colour can be racist.

Women can be sexist.

Gay people can be homophobic.

Trans people can be transphobic.

You owe bigots and grifters nothing.

(Re: Brianna Wu’s bullshit “apology” to trans people. Actions matter so much than words)
November 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Every week, without fail, news of multiple friends losing their jobs. Their passions. Their livelihoods.

Breaks my fucking heart.
October 31, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Quote post your favourite reaction GIF of all time
October 31, 2025 at 1:04 PM
In a just world, we would be posting about US President Zohran Mamdami of the People's Democratic Party

Complaining about his UBI rollout taking slightly too long but still taking time to celebrate the fall of the RNC and DNC.

Alas.
October 31, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Played Stratego with a bear

The bear won, handily. And yet

I got a bear into gaming, so
I feel like I won
October 30, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I like food. A lot.

It’s my favourite thing to eat
October 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Reposted by Eric Lang
I’ve been enjoying the Mass Effect board game designed by @ithayla.bsky.social and @ericlang.bsky.social. Nice to play a campaign game that doesn’t take 20 sessions to complete. Also, you get to throw literal fistfuls of dice.
October 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Game designs are falling out of my ass again.

Did one rough prototype a day every day here at Essen Spiel.

Doubt most of them will go anywhere but it’s nice to make stuff just to make it again. Been dry for awhile
October 26, 2025 at 12:25 PM