sophielou
@sophielou.bsky.social
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sophielou
@sophielou.bsky.social
· Mar 7
My resting bitch face has evolved into resting cringe face
Asked Alexa to call my misplaced phone but Siri blocked her as an unrecognized number. Girls, can’t we all just work together?
November 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Asked Alexa to call my misplaced phone but Siri blocked her as an unrecognized number. Girls, can’t we all just work together?
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And in the end, the cake you bake greatly enhances your snack break.
October 15, 2025 at 1:41 PM
And in the end, the cake you bake greatly enhances your snack break.
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Whenever I see the word ICE while scrolling I first think about Ice T and wonder how he's doin. Then I read the rest and think oh yeah, damn I wish we were talking about Ice T instead.
September 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Whenever I see the word ICE while scrolling I first think about Ice T and wonder how he's doin. Then I read the rest and think oh yeah, damn I wish we were talking about Ice T instead.
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[open mic night]
Mike: I guess my trust issues started when I was a child
Mike: I guess my trust issues started when I was a child
September 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
[open mic night]
Mike: I guess my trust issues started when I was a child
Mike: I guess my trust issues started when I was a child
Under the darkness of night out of the corner of my eye I see a little silhouette of a man! it scare a me, it scare a me, do you want to play bingo?
September 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Under the darkness of night out of the corner of my eye I see a little silhouette of a man! it scare a me, it scare a me, do you want to play bingo?
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I’m not saying I’m bad at receiving compliments, but they basically make me feel like my arms unexpectedly fell off while I was in the middle of making a sandwich
September 15, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I’m not saying I’m bad at receiving compliments, but they basically make me feel like my arms unexpectedly fell off while I was in the middle of making a sandwich
Speaking of Yelp, let us bark a scathing review of those fireworks
- neighborhood dogs
- neighborhood dogs
July 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Speaking of Yelp, let us bark a scathing review of those fireworks
- neighborhood dogs
- neighborhood dogs
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My apologies to everyone who's been hurt by my behavior. If I could do things over, I would do everything in my power to not get caught.
June 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
My apologies to everyone who's been hurt by my behavior. If I could do things over, I would do everything in my power to not get caught.
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[invasion]
*aircrafts dropping from the sky
*explosions everywhere
*mass hysteria
Me scrolling phone: Where was that alien invader gif?
*aircrafts dropping from the sky
*explosions everywhere
*mass hysteria
Me scrolling phone: Where was that alien invader gif?
June 19, 2025 at 12:29 PM
[invasion]
*aircrafts dropping from the sky
*explosions everywhere
*mass hysteria
Me scrolling phone: Where was that alien invader gif?
*aircrafts dropping from the sky
*explosions everywhere
*mass hysteria
Me scrolling phone: Where was that alien invader gif?
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Mom
Mom
Mommy
Mom
Ma
MOM
MOMMY
MOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMY MOMMMMMMMY
What are you eating?
Xanax.
Mom
Mommy
Mom
Ma
MOM
MOMMY
MOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMY MOMMMMMMMY
What are you eating?
Xanax.
June 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Mom
Mom
Mommy
Mom
Ma
MOM
MOMMY
MOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMY MOMMMMMMMY
What are you eating?
Xanax.
Mom
Mommy
Mom
Ma
MOM
MOMMY
MOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMY MOMMMMMMMY
What are you eating?
Xanax.
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wives, please stop bothering us husbands with dumb questions like "what are you thinking about," and "where are you," and "why did I see you holding hands with a guy at the mall"
June 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
wives, please stop bothering us husbands with dumb questions like "what are you thinking about," and "where are you," and "why did I see you holding hands with a guy at the mall"
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an exceptionally hard elbow drop to my spine would fix me
June 20, 2025 at 12:17 PM
an exceptionally hard elbow drop to my spine would fix me
Chasing whimsy to save my sanity.
June 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Chasing whimsy to save my sanity.
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Police: How are you feeling?
Me: I’m fine.
*polygraph explodes*
Me: I’m fine.
*polygraph explodes*
August 7, 2023 at 4:48 PM
Police: How are you feeling?
Me: I’m fine.
*polygraph explodes*
Me: I’m fine.
*polygraph explodes*
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I wouldn't trust my shadow, it's super shady
March 31, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I wouldn't trust my shadow, it's super shady
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I would get my parasites removed but then I couldn't claim that I help sustain the environment
March 31, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I would get my parasites removed but then I couldn't claim that I help sustain the environment
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A bird in the... *BLOCKED*
Birds of ... *BLOCKED*
The early bird catches the wo...*BLOCKED & REPORTED FOR ABUSIVE CONTENT*
-worms probably
Birds of ... *BLOCKED*
The early bird catches the wo...*BLOCKED & REPORTED FOR ABUSIVE CONTENT*
-worms probably
March 31, 2025 at 2:02 PM
A bird in the... *BLOCKED*
Birds of ... *BLOCKED*
The early bird catches the wo...*BLOCKED & REPORTED FOR ABUSIVE CONTENT*
-worms probably
Birds of ... *BLOCKED*
The early bird catches the wo...*BLOCKED & REPORTED FOR ABUSIVE CONTENT*
-worms probably
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And are the people who find you "hilarious" in the room with us now?
March 31, 2025 at 2:49 PM
And are the people who find you "hilarious" in the room with us now?
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Doc this part of my evaluation where it says psychotic, can you change it to madcap?
March 26, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Doc this part of my evaluation where it says psychotic, can you change it to madcap?
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We’re buzzkills but in like a fun way.
March 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
We’re buzzkills but in like a fun way.
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[admissions office]
ME: fine I did it
ME: fine I did it
March 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
[admissions office]
ME: fine I did it
ME: fine I did it
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Officers asking me why I’m speeding like they don’t know people fast during Lent.
March 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Officers asking me why I’m speeding like they don’t know people fast during Lent.
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My inability to focus is
March 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
My inability to focus is
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I’m “Its 8:30 and you want to start a movie this late?” years old.
December 21, 2024 at 11:45 PM
I’m “Its 8:30 and you want to start a movie this late?” years old.