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machine learning, infovis, systematic trading, cooking, gaming, executive goth
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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy....
November 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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To celebrate @inbedwiththeright.bsky.social hitting 100 eps, we're doing a LIVE SHOW in San Francisco! But in true IBWTR style, we're doing it late! Join us on NOV 20 at SWEDISH AMERICAN HALL for MORAL PANIC BINGO NIGHT feat Sarah Marshall and @mattxiv.bsky.social!
www.ticketweb.com/event/moral-...
www.ticketweb.com
October 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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In 2023, I proposed the Illinois Grocery Initiative to lower food prices and provide options in food deserts across the state. www.ksdk.com/article/news...
Pritzker breaks ground on state-backed grocery in Venice, calling it a 'revival' for forgotten towns
The Illinois governor says the project proves government can help the free market work where private investors walked away.
www.ksdk.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.
November 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
drinking game: Every time Tom tousles his hair during the finals, take a sip. #bakeOff #GBBO
November 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
the true antagonist on Bake Off remains its producers refusing to install air conditioning. In the 16th season… It gets hot in England, in 2025. #bakeOff #GBBO
November 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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this is exactly what's happening
The Fred Trump treatment. Give him a fake job while Miller draws up missile strike plans on fishermen.
October 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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If I may dril for a moment, you absolutely do not have to give Trump “credit” for anything, ever. The saying does not go “even a broken clock hires its own gestapo”
October 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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If you think that Signal is an op and totally backdoored, my recommendation is that you should plan all of your crimes over Telegram group chat.
October 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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also: tv’s defaulting to motion smoothing… has this helped prime people to see AI slop as less offputting
October 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Whoa. Chicago mayor calls for a general strike; now we're talking

www.huffpost.com/entry/chicag...
Chicago Mayor Issues Defiant Call For A General Strike
It was an audacious proposal, given that the U.S. has never held a true, nationwide general strike.
www.huffpost.com
October 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Shout out to all the small town protesters out there.

There is no anonymity in a tiny town. No strength in numbers or hiding in a crowd. When you stand up for democracy in a small town, EVERYONE knows. Y'all are brave as hell. #NoKings
October 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Pretty sure I know which ones here are going to heaven.
"After the warning, neighbors showed up and formed a human chain outside the church to guide parishioners home. NBC Chicago found more organizers doing the same for the beginning of the 6 p.m. mass..."

www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/c...
Chicago priest urges parishioners to leave mass with caution after ICE agents reported nearby
Chicago's Rogers Park community remained vigilant after reports of federal agents near a Catholic church during Sunday mass.
www.nbcchicago.com
October 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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A lot of liberals like to make fun of "Trump voters who didn't believe the leopards would eat their faces" but then are like "I didn't believe the leopards would eat our national norms"

dude
September 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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ahh, self-hosting
September 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Illinois is launching a first-of-its-kind legal hotline for LGBTQ+ individuals — Illinois Pride Connect.

As the only state in the nation that will provide free legal advice to protect the LGBTQ+ community, we'll help fight ignorance with information and cruelty with compassion.
August 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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While we’re still figuring out life on Earth, Voyager 1 is 15 billion miles away, cruising on 69KB, an 8-track, and 1977s Fortran like it’s nothing.
August 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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I recently opened my Paramount+ account with the intention of canceling the service due to fascism. When I clicked on the cancel button, the service offered me two free months, which will be enough time for me to see all the new episodes of SNW before actually canceling. Just mentioning bc reasons.
August 1, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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I subscribe to @theonion.com for the ads.
July 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Most of the internet used to be like this. This is actually the default, it took companies enclosing the internet and adding weird, soul-killing incentives to make people behave the way they do now. In a way, there is truly nothing special about Wikipedia except that it survived longer.
“Wikipedia is this economic anomaly. In many ways, it’s sort of magical that people will just volunteer without explicit economic incentives to create artifacts that are meant to share knowledge with everyone in the world”
July 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Oh man I adored those games, especially decent 3
July 26, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently
July 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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As someone who worked in kitchens and wrote about food for 15 years, state vs state comparisons are worthless. Chefs move from places and set up shop other places. Is all Texas BBQ good? No. Are all California fish tacos good? No. Who gives af. You can find good eats everywhere. Don't be a dick.
July 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM