public static void man
@snackb.bsky.social
number of major social networks ruined: 0 but looking to shoot up any moment now.
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six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO
December 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO
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ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
June 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
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KIM KITSURAGI - Never fuck with Kim Kitsuragi.
May 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - Never fuck with Kim Kitsuragi.
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SUGGESTION - Brother, you should put me in front of a firing squad. I have no words for how I failed you.
May 19, 2025 at 9:26 AM
SUGGESTION - Brother, you should put me in front of a firing squad. I have no words for how I failed you.
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5th chair violin just sorta being able to goof off in the back. Pretending to walk around like a big fat guy and trying to make the other laugh. I wander off my mark too much and get my nuts smacked by Mahler's hammer and scream like Yosemite Sam and shoot through the roof of the Lincoln center
May 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
5th chair violin just sorta being able to goof off in the back. Pretending to walk around like a big fat guy and trying to make the other laugh. I wander off my mark too much and get my nuts smacked by Mahler's hammer and scream like Yosemite Sam and shoot through the roof of the Lincoln center
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Nintendo has cancelled the Switch 2 in response to preorder frenzy.
"Your vulgar appetites betray you," said company president Furukawa, "That you are a people without grace. We will await a new era."
At press time, Nintendo's headquarters in Kyoto and Redmond had vanished from the face of earth.
"Your vulgar appetites betray you," said company president Furukawa, "That you are a people without grace. We will await a new era."
At press time, Nintendo's headquarters in Kyoto and Redmond had vanished from the face of earth.
April 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Nintendo has cancelled the Switch 2 in response to preorder frenzy.
"Your vulgar appetites betray you," said company president Furukawa, "That you are a people without grace. We will await a new era."
At press time, Nintendo's headquarters in Kyoto and Redmond had vanished from the face of earth.
"Your vulgar appetites betray you," said company president Furukawa, "That you are a people without grace. We will await a new era."
At press time, Nintendo's headquarters in Kyoto and Redmond had vanished from the face of earth.
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AVERAGE DEMOCRATIC SENATOR
Working families are sick to death of Chaos Donald’s taxes on eggs. Let’s work together to bring down prices, mayhaps?
AVERAGE BUSH ADMINISTRATION JUDGE OR COLUMNIST
We must end Trump-Hitler immediately at any price. Glory to Generalissimo Sanders and Commandant AOC!
Working families are sick to death of Chaos Donald’s taxes on eggs. Let’s work together to bring down prices, mayhaps?
AVERAGE BUSH ADMINISTRATION JUDGE OR COLUMNIST
We must end Trump-Hitler immediately at any price. Glory to Generalissimo Sanders and Commandant AOC!
April 18, 2025 at 12:10 PM
AVERAGE DEMOCRATIC SENATOR
Working families are sick to death of Chaos Donald’s taxes on eggs. Let’s work together to bring down prices, mayhaps?
AVERAGE BUSH ADMINISTRATION JUDGE OR COLUMNIST
We must end Trump-Hitler immediately at any price. Glory to Generalissimo Sanders and Commandant AOC!
Working families are sick to death of Chaos Donald’s taxes on eggs. Let’s work together to bring down prices, mayhaps?
AVERAGE BUSH ADMINISTRATION JUDGE OR COLUMNIST
We must end Trump-Hitler immediately at any price. Glory to Generalissimo Sanders and Commandant AOC!
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April 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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🚨 YEATS: TURNING AND TURNING OF THE WIDENING GYRE EXPECTED TO COINCIDE WITH THE FALCON NOT BEING ABLE TO HEAR THE FALCONER, CENTRE NOT EXPECTED TO HOLD
April 8, 2025 at 2:25 AM
🚨 YEATS: TURNING AND TURNING OF THE WIDENING GYRE EXPECTED TO COINCIDE WITH THE FALCON NOT BEING ABLE TO HEAR THE FALCONER, CENTRE NOT EXPECTED TO HOLD
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my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
April 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
whaddayamean the bank’s outta money?
April 7, 2025 at 5:34 AM
whaddayamean the bank’s outta money?
northernlion: me when the fuckin uhhh me when she s on my p til i 500?
[reads chat] no i’m not being callous i’m just adding a little levity
[reads] so what you’re gonna lose your job stuff happens you only think i’m being insensitive because it’s ameri- [nubby bounces weird and ends the run] FUCK
[reads chat] no i’m not being callous i’m just adding a little levity
[reads] so what you’re gonna lose your job stuff happens you only think i’m being insensitive because it’s ameri- [nubby bounces weird and ends the run] FUCK
April 7, 2025 at 4:36 AM
northernlion: me when the fuckin uhhh me when she s on my p til i 500?
[reads chat] no i’m not being callous i’m just adding a little levity
[reads] so what you’re gonna lose your job stuff happens you only think i’m being insensitive because it’s ameri- [nubby bounces weird and ends the run] FUCK
[reads chat] no i’m not being callous i’m just adding a little levity
[reads] so what you’re gonna lose your job stuff happens you only think i’m being insensitive because it’s ameri- [nubby bounces weird and ends the run] FUCK
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Top 10 pursuers currently gaining on us
September 3, 2023 at 2:08 PM
Top 10 pursuers currently gaining on us
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This is what happens to the economy without wokeness. Until my pronouns are respected, I will destroy another 3% of the American GDP. #darkwoke
April 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
This is what happens to the economy without wokeness. Until my pronouns are respected, I will destroy another 3% of the American GDP. #darkwoke
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nothing wrong with tariffs. yeah the economy is going to crash, but chaos equals opportunity. im going to become a smuggler. now is the age of sail.
April 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
nothing wrong with tariffs. yeah the economy is going to crash, but chaos equals opportunity. im going to become a smuggler. now is the age of sail.
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March 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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the main concern is that with my genetic data the government can make a tiny clone of me that they can torture to get even more of my data
March 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
the main concern is that with my genetic data the government can make a tiny clone of me that they can torture to get even more of my data
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here’s a hot take: I love da movies
March 3, 2025 at 7:14 AM
here’s a hot take: I love da movies
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The real Best Picture winner in our hearts...
March 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
The real Best Picture winner in our hearts...
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I went to the store to get a cucumber and they were all the same price but one was much bigger so of course I got that one. When I took it up to the cashier he said Dang and swung it like a baseball bat a few times. Now that's what I call Going to the Store.
January 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I went to the store to get a cucumber and they were all the same price but one was much bigger so of course I got that one. When I took it up to the cashier he said Dang and swung it like a baseball bat a few times. Now that's what I call Going to the Store.