EXEGESIS FREAK
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I study western esotericism for a living
"they're like the Bill Nye of the occult" -Alfed Einstein
"they're like the Bill Nye of the occult" -Alfed Einstein
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Cookin up A Secret Project on Patreon today
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December 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Cookin up A Secret Project on Patreon today
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I hit ten thousand words much faster than I was expecting. Oh well. Two part essay it is then.
December 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I hit ten thousand words much faster than I was expecting. Oh well. Two part essay it is then.
Dee and Mercator, today on patreon
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December 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Dee and Mercator, today on patreon
www.patreon.com/c/cryptotheism
www.patreon.com/c/cryptotheism
Cookin up A Secret Project on Patreon today
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December 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Cookin up A Secret Project on Patreon today
www.patreon.com/posts/146088...
www.patreon.com/posts/146088...
I stg tumblr turns absolutely rancid in december. It happens every year.
December 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I stg tumblr turns absolutely rancid in december. It happens every year.
History will make fools of us all! [Grabs the mall Santa by the shoulders] HISTORY will make FOOLS of us all!
December 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
History will make fools of us all! [Grabs the mall Santa by the shoulders] HISTORY will make FOOLS of us all!
There should be large predatory birds that prey on cars during traffic jams. They should live on mountains and manipulate dreams to cause DUIs and thus fecund hunting grounds.
December 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
There should be large predatory birds that prey on cars during traffic jams. They should live on mountains and manipulate dreams to cause DUIs and thus fecund hunting grounds.
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my short film Homemade Gatorade is showing at Sundance 2026 😋 such a wonderful honor, I can’t believe it !!
big big thanks to my friends that contributed to this film, and to all my patrons that helped fund it ✨ @sundance.org
big big thanks to my friends that contributed to this film, and to all my patrons that helped fund it ✨ @sundance.org
December 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
my short film Homemade Gatorade is showing at Sundance 2026 😋 such a wonderful honor, I can’t believe it !!
big big thanks to my friends that contributed to this film, and to all my patrons that helped fund it ✨ @sundance.org
big big thanks to my friends that contributed to this film, and to all my patrons that helped fund it ✨ @sundance.org
Imagine having to explain Warframe to him
December 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Imagine having to explain Warframe to him
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December 14, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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We are back with PHILOSOPHY FRIDAY
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December 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
We are back with PHILOSOPHY FRIDAY
www.twitch.tv/cryptotheism
www.twitch.tv/cryptotheism
There should be glory holes for knowledge and wisdom
December 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
There should be glory holes for knowledge and wisdom
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the artist previously known as badgoku14 got assaulted and is about $10,000 short on covering medical bills atm
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on the night of october 18th, in crown heights brooklyn i was ambushed and jumped by a couple of assailants in what i can only assume was a case of mistaken ide
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December 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
the artist previously known as badgoku14 got assaulted and is about $10,000 short on covering medical bills atm
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DEMIURGE TRICK: I want to work on my shit more but I know if I do, I will burn out for several days.
December 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
DEMIURGE TRICK: I want to work on my shit more but I know if I do, I will burn out for several days.
If we can get enough kids into sports gambling apps...we might just be able...to save da world
December 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
If we can get enough kids into sports gambling apps...we might just be able...to save da world
Top Jobs of 1530:
1. False Lutheran
2. Guy who sells Lutheran corpses to doctors
3. Landsknecht
4. Starving on a caravel
5. Guy who knows the emperor
6. Sex Priest
1. False Lutheran
2. Guy who sells Lutheran corpses to doctors
3. Landsknecht
4. Starving on a caravel
5. Guy who knows the emperor
6. Sex Priest
December 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Top Jobs of 1530:
1. False Lutheran
2. Guy who sells Lutheran corpses to doctors
3. Landsknecht
4. Starving on a caravel
5. Guy who knows the emperor
6. Sex Priest
1. False Lutheran
2. Guy who sells Lutheran corpses to doctors
3. Landsknecht
4. Starving on a caravel
5. Guy who knows the emperor
6. Sex Priest
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November 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Hekhalot-Merkava it's form and context, today on Patreon
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December 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Hekhalot-Merkava it's form and context, today on Patreon
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There should be a American football team associated with the moon + bad dreams, that descends to cause chaos on other football games. They would be called the Moon City Nightmares and they can invade your football game like dark souls.
December 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
There should be a American football team associated with the moon + bad dreams, that descends to cause chaos on other football games. They would be called the Moon City Nightmares and they can invade your football game like dark souls.
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[Can immediately tell that my newborn son didn't receive the curse] "Wow...okay. Yeah he's alright. I don't think he needs a name just yet.
December 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
[Can immediately tell that my newborn son didn't receive the curse] "Wow...okay. Yeah he's alright. I don't think he needs a name just yet.
I wish you could actually generate animals out of nothing like in those medieval manuscripts. Just leave a bucket of special mud in my living room and ruin my whole house with frogs. Wouldn't that be fun? (Holds your hand + blushes)
December 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I wish you could actually generate animals out of nothing like in those medieval manuscripts. Just leave a bucket of special mud in my living room and ruin my whole house with frogs. Wouldn't that be fun? (Holds your hand + blushes)
I wish someone would make a video game about elves and wizards but it says some real as fuck stuff about class struggle
December 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I wish someone would make a video game about elves and wizards but it says some real as fuck stuff about class struggle
I can't imagine what sort of twisted fuck would want to play Hamlet when he LITERALLY kills his dad. Didn't Shakespeare know that patricide happens in real life? Pretty problematic.
December 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I can't imagine what sort of twisted fuck would want to play Hamlet when he LITERALLY kills his dad. Didn't Shakespeare know that patricide happens in real life? Pretty problematic.