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SMILE-CROSSED HERESIARCH
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I study western esotericism for a living
"they're like the Bill Nye of the occult" -Alfed Einstein
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February 3, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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Dee and Mercator, today on Patreon
www.patreon.com/c/cryptotheism
February 2, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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i know i've been pretty quiet but here's the result of my January: a totally handmade, fully-functional marionette created for a local winter-themed puppet show. she's called the Winter Maw & she'll eat you alive, just like real winter
February 2, 2026 at 9:37 PM
WHY EVEN LIVE
Netflix will no longer be available on PS3 after March 2, 2026 www.reddit.com/r/crt/commen...
February 3, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Is Ready Player One Chuuni?
February 3, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Dee and Mercator, today on Patreon
www.patreon.com/c/cryptotheism
February 2, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Why
Picking Up Girls At The Hot Booty Massage Parlor
January 30, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Cafe at The Portland art museum has Rothko no. 5 cakes. Something intellectually meaty about seeing the painting in person, and then eating a cake copy. The complete experience. Full spectrum.
January 28, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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Die Fugger II / PC / Sunflowers / 1996
July 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The Romans were for real naming their kids shit like Boy #2
January 22, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I think if quirky detectives were real they would be dangerous freaks. Imagine the sort of person that is a pervert for quasi-government law enforcement apparatuses. That guy would be doing neoliberal army recruiter shit looking for a plucky sidekick.
January 20, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I don't agree. The Libri Tres were pretty clearly written as an accessible systematization of occult philosophy. I don't think he was trying to mislead anyone. He has pretty clear goals of trying to normalize renaissance occult thought.
January 19, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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skippy
January 19, 2026 at 4:38 AM
[BAD]
January 19, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Very pleasing homographies to the wasp and headless ungulate heiratic glyphs
January 19, 2026 at 4:03 AM
The Fascist worldview is in part cope for the fact that a super jacked guy will probably lose a fight against three fat gay losers.
January 19, 2026 at 1:47 AM
One of these days I will design a new divination deck. I just have overly ambitious ideas. One of these days I will stop committing to 7+ year projects.
January 18, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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January 16, 2026 at 11:45 AM
None of that shit would have happened to the old man and the sea if he was a Mets fan
January 16, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Humanism and its effects on renaissance magic + Grinding for Venka Prime LIVE

www.twitch.tv/cryptotheism
January 16, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Hey I have a VOD channel if you wanna catch up on any streams you may have missed

www.youtube.com/@cryptotheism
C.T. Kelly
www.youtube.com
January 16, 2026 at 4:49 AM
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How to discuss the history of magic, today on Patreon
www.patreon.com/posts/147180...
January 1, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Guy who will be remembered as a failed cartoonist turned burrito-based prolapse merchant: "My legacy will be my writing on religion."
January 13, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 9:30 AM