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November 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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just kidding we slander our friends a little
November 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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discord isn’t taking this well
November 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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tumblr post by jame7t "dude my coworker left a scrumptious cookie unattended" reblog by jame7t with screenshot of two replies to first post saying "scrump it" text following image "Uh, your honor? I scrumped it"
June 9, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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senatortedcruz (presumably not him): she let me hit because i care for all creatures in the forest great and small
April 17, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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foreveriallyzombified: guy at urinal: AHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHUGGGGHHH! guy next to him wearing wraparound shades talking into his Bluetooth: Yeah i'm peeing at a urinal right now. Yeah. The noise is the guy next to me. Yeah, he's peeing too. Yeah. Peeing so hard he's screaming
April 16, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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tumblr post by syekick-powers: tumblr is really funny because a bunch of the posts on here are the kind of funny that anyone would enjoy them. but then there's also a good fucking portion of posts on here that are so fucking bizarre that they're only really funny to the weird cockroach bitches whove been on tumblr nonstop for over a decade. and if you're tumblr-irradiated enough, you start to lose the ability to differentiate between those two types of posts. pompeiusmagnus in the next post in the tumblr dashboard: youare all just jealous of my severed head
April 16, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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infinite-planes asked: So l had a dream about a place where dreams were real. Each room of the place had a different object related to someone's dream. I woke up by antagonizing a haunted doll in there. Is that a bad sign? cryptotheism answered: That's an ancient symbol of balling too hard. Unfortunately you're gonna die.
April 12, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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tumblr post by sanitymakesposts: Oh, great, this guy. Let's all heap lethal blows on him
April 12, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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text post by naturalbornluvr-deactivated2025: it's like 9 inches nothing can convince me otherwise reply by reefer-madn3ss: Trent renor talking about his nails:
April 12, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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tumblr post by hotvampireadjacent text “the news the past few weeks” followed by image, a very compressed jpeg of spongebob holding a picture frame while his face looks like he’s staring into a very strong wind, with text overlaid saying “6. the dollar” the text is in windows movie maker font, it looks like a still from an old youtube video.
April 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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lol
an excerpt from the above image highlighting a label on the car that reads “fascist car”
August 5, 2024 at 10:13 AM
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a three panel meme referencing the simpsons. first panel: moe, labelled “Francis Fukuyama”, throws barney, labelled “History”, out of moe’s tavern. second panel: moe dusts his hands and squints as if making sure barney won’t return. third panel: moe stands in the doorway with his hands on his hips, unaware that barney is somehow standing behind him, inside the bar.
November 1, 2023 at 6:51 AM
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thorong la representation
the snowcapped peaks next to thorong la, nepal
October 13, 2023 at 5:37 AM
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target audience
the nine kings of men as shown in the opening of the fellowship of the ring. nine elderly men in crowns each holding a golden ring, standing in a wedge. the kings look tired, but covetous.
September 30, 2023 at 2:15 AM
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i do care.
a tumblr post. a sad looking rendition of snoopy titled “noopy”. the post is captioned “noopy btw. if you care.”
July 22, 2023 at 2:26 AM