public static void man
snackb.bsky.social
public static void man
@snackb.bsky.social
number of major social networks ruined: 0 but looking to shoot up any moment now.
when i saw “werner herzog does a warframe trailer” i was like i swear this is one of CT’s bits.
December 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
wait but i do like the cold breeze. still hate licorice.
December 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
bunch of fancy new train stations opened in my city. i spent the afternoon exploring it with other random citzens and we all enjoyed trains together. nice day.
December 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
November 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
just kidding we slander our friends a little
November 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
discord isn’t taking this well
November 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
the thriller protagonist industry is dying from a lack of weary sea captains willing to carry them across the strait for cash, no questions asked. and labor is doing nothing.
June 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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June 9, 2025 at 7:37 AM
June 9, 2025 at 7:37 AM
northernlion:
June 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
[jeb! meme but instead of a map it’s the nyt opinion page] jamelle!
May 30, 2025 at 10:22 AM
like dataloader but more relation oriented
May 30, 2025 at 6:48 AM
part of me is curious what a graphql fragment-y sql framework would look like, something to pair with RSCs or other composable backend ui primitives. i suppose deft use of something like drizzle could get you pretty close, but i think there is a pit of success to be dug here.
May 30, 2025 at 6:47 AM
we call this the Matt Levine Manoeuvre.
May 30, 2025 at 6:45 AM
readers are, ironically, truly awful at reading.
May 30, 2025 at 6:45 AM
i forget who it was exactly but one of the things i’ve read that stuck with me the most over the years is that if a writer wants to actually get a point across in a serialised format, they have to repeat themselves to the point that they and their core audience are just about sick of it.
May 30, 2025 at 6:44 AM
not pro-surveillance, but the surveillance was already happening on major roads so it might as well save some lives while we're here.
May 28, 2025 at 9:35 AM
K
May 19, 2025 at 5:42 AM
i think krennic decided she wasn’t a spy, just an idiot.
May 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM