Juliet Brando
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Juliet Brando
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Writer. Artist. Abominatrix.

This is a place of comedy, cats, and silliness, with occasional hand-made imp-based jewellery and oddities.
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I have a picture in my phone of the reg VA6IETY seen in the wild, and I wasn't quite sure what to make of that (except maybe it should have been on The List)
November 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Have a feeling this isn’t personalised..
November 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Definitely, but I want to see the list!
November 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Definitely, but I want to see the list!
November 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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It's amazing how often they have to make up stuff to show what they believe to be true and still the penny doesn't drop.
November 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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They’re all ‘boomer’ era type people too. The first examples of this sort of thing I saw were Mick Jagger and Paul McCartney both apparently putting out press statements grieving Charlie Kirk.
November 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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What made it more bizarre was that he’d sold it while living in the north east. He’s currently living in Peterborough, so a day trip to Shrewsbury would’ve been feasible.

But for his car to be sold to someone who just happened to be Aldi at the same time as me, on the opposite side of the country?
November 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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My dad had personalised plates for years. I phoned him one morning when coming out of Aldi in Shrewsbury, I saw his car, with his plates.

“Why are you in town?”

“I’m not.”

“Has your car been stolen?”

We established that he’d sold the car, including the plates.
November 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Fair shout to communism, it’s keeping Cliff away.
November 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Slopaganda is an excellent coinage
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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coining "Slopaganda" is outstanding work
November 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Are these the same artists that AI claimed paid tribute to Kirke at their non-existent gigs?
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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I will add the word to my vocabulary. Hope it makes it into the dictionary!
November 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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At this point, I stopped screenshotting, but there were so many more.
November 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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And more.
November 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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This is a great word. Well done.
November 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
At this point, I stopped screenshotting, but there were so many more.
November 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM