Juliet Brando
@sliderulesyou.bsky.social
Writer. Artist. Abominatrix.
This is a place of comedy, cats, and silliness, with occasional hand-made imp-based jewellery and oddities.
This is a place of comedy, cats, and silliness, with occasional hand-made imp-based jewellery and oddities.
How else would I redecorate a cat's bedroom?
December 4, 2025 at 10:27 PM
How else would I redecorate a cat's bedroom?
Washed my hair last night, didn't bother styling it, left it to dry in whatever shape it chose and, long story short, this is me on the school run today:
December 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Washed my hair last night, didn't bother styling it, left it to dry in whatever shape it chose and, long story short, this is me on the school run today:
*Ad appears on my feed*
My Brain: GASH GUSH!
Me: ugh.
My Brain: lol.
Me: I hate you.
My Brain: GASH GUSH!
Me: ugh.
My Brain: lol.
Me: I hate you.
December 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
*Ad appears on my feed*
My Brain: GASH GUSH!
Me: ugh.
My Brain: lol.
Me: I hate you.
My Brain: GASH GUSH!
Me: ugh.
My Brain: lol.
Me: I hate you.
There's nobody in the world like this girl. I'm so lucky that she's in my life.
December 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
There's nobody in the world like this girl. I'm so lucky that she's in my life.
I thinks she sees me as a fellow cat, and would find it weird to climb on me. This is her right now, squidged against my left leg.
November 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I thinks she sees me as a fellow cat, and would find it weird to climb on me. This is her right now, squidged against my left leg.
Tiny girl didn't like having her (preventative) flea treatment earlier, but I think I'm forgiven.
November 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Tiny girl didn't like having her (preventative) flea treatment earlier, but I think I'm forgiven.
GAP NEWS: decided on a combination of the suggestions, so installing a gargoyle, tentacles and mirrors in the gap in my living room ceiling. Here's how he looks so far. I think I might give him scales and feathers.
November 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
GAP NEWS: decided on a combination of the suggestions, so installing a gargoyle, tentacles and mirrors in the gap in my living room ceiling. Here's how he looks so far. I think I might give him scales and feathers.
GAP NEWS: my living room (very high) ceiling has a wedge-shaped gap, presumably from when the house shape-shifted from being a shop. What weird thing should I install in it?
(Yes, the lampshade is a pirate ship.)
(Yes, the lampshade is a pirate ship.)
November 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
GAP NEWS: my living room (very high) ceiling has a wedge-shaped gap, presumably from when the house shape-shifted from being a shop. What weird thing should I install in it?
(Yes, the lampshade is a pirate ship.)
(Yes, the lampshade is a pirate ship.)
Me: THERE IS SO MUCH KITCHEN ADMIN TO DO!
ME: there's a half-made 1920s swan-neck art-deco mannequin head on the counter, and that's my priority, obviously.
ME: there's a half-made 1920s swan-neck art-deco mannequin head on the counter, and that's my priority, obviously.
November 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Me: THERE IS SO MUCH KITCHEN ADMIN TO DO!
ME: there's a half-made 1920s swan-neck art-deco mannequin head on the counter, and that's my priority, obviously.
ME: there's a half-made 1920s swan-neck art-deco mannequin head on the counter, and that's my priority, obviously.
Facebook Marketplace is at it again.
November 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Facebook Marketplace is at it again.
At this point, I stopped screenshotting, but there were so many more.
November 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
At this point, I stopped screenshotting, but there were so many more.
Gone down a weird rabbithole with far-right Facebook slopaganda* about celebrities cancelling things as a result of the New York election result.
*I just invented this word: AI-generated disinformation content pumped onto social media by right-wing think tanks, and "slopaganda" was right there.
*I just invented this word: AI-generated disinformation content pumped onto social media by right-wing think tanks, and "slopaganda" was right there.
November 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Gone down a weird rabbithole with far-right Facebook slopaganda* about celebrities cancelling things as a result of the New York election result.
*I just invented this word: AI-generated disinformation content pumped onto social media by right-wing think tanks, and "slopaganda" was right there.
*I just invented this word: AI-generated disinformation content pumped onto social media by right-wing think tanks, and "slopaganda" was right there.
Yesterday was the tenth anniversary of me moving to Hastings.
No regrets. I love this town.
(photo via @victoriaredfern.bsky.social)
No regrets. I love this town.
(photo via @victoriaredfern.bsky.social)
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Yesterday was the tenth anniversary of me moving to Hastings.
No regrets. I love this town.
(photo via @victoriaredfern.bsky.social)
No regrets. I love this town.
(photo via @victoriaredfern.bsky.social)
A happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate.
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
A happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate.
She was a bit discombobulated yesterday, as I gave her bedroom a big clean, but I think she's over it now.
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
She was a bit discombobulated yesterday, as I gave her bedroom a big clean, but I think she's over it now.
I know it's hard to believe that a woman in her 70s could look so much like Her Off Trespasses, but may I present a pic from Pride a few years back, just pre-pandemic. You'll know which one she is.
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I know it's hard to believe that a woman in her 70s could look so much like Her Off Trespasses, but may I present a pic from Pride a few years back, just pre-pandemic. You'll know which one she is.
Whenever she's asleep and I tell her I love her, she starts purring.
November 5, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Whenever she's asleep and I tell her I love her, she starts purring.
Tiny Witch makes a happy sound, rolls over, then is startled by phone camera paparazzi.
November 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Tiny Witch makes a happy sound, rolls over, then is startled by phone camera paparazzi.
I think this is a dead leaf, but it looked enough like a detached bat wing that I had to take a photo.
October 31, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I think this is a dead leaf, but it looked enough like a detached bat wing that I had to take a photo.
Budget bathroom makeover complete! "Madam, you appear to have an atomic age, retrofuturist cityscape on the side of your bath!"
October 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Budget bathroom makeover complete! "Madam, you appear to have an atomic age, retrofuturist cityscape on the side of your bath!"
Deep sea bottle with mystery tentacles and an anglerfish (empty liquid smoke bottle, polymer clay, wire, cocktail sticks, foils, and paints, including glow in the dark paint for the little fish lamp).
October 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Deep sea bottle with mystery tentacles and an anglerfish (empty liquid smoke bottle, polymer clay, wire, cocktail sticks, foils, and paints, including glow in the dark paint for the little fish lamp).
When you're painting a radiator and decide that the jar you put your brush in doesn't have enough BODY HORROR. Made from polymer clay, paint, some old false eyelashes, and an empty glass jar.
October 28, 2025 at 1:32 PM
When you're painting a radiator and decide that the jar you put your brush in doesn't have enough BODY HORROR. Made from polymer clay, paint, some old false eyelashes, and an empty glass jar.
Something tells me this qualification isn't entirely legitimate. Can't qite pt my fngr on it.
Cc: @garwboy.bsky.social
Cc: @garwboy.bsky.social
October 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Something tells me this qualification isn't entirely legitimate. Can't qite pt my fngr on it.
Cc: @garwboy.bsky.social
Cc: @garwboy.bsky.social
I know that, in these times of lower funding and more careful campaigns, ads are approved through many layers of "what if it looks like-?" now, so it's probably deliberate that the strat on this job knows I'll share this screenshot and say "DOES THE SAUCE TASTE LIKE ARSE?"
October 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I know that, in these times of lower funding and more careful campaigns, ads are approved through many layers of "what if it looks like-?" now, so it's probably deliberate that the strat on this job knows I'll share this screenshot and say "DOES THE SAUCE TASTE LIKE ARSE?"