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Watching DIY SOS. If Nick Knowles turned up in my garden, I'd start crying too.
November 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Watching DIY SOS. If Nick Knowles turned up in my garden, I'd start crying too.
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This seriously undermines the dignity of Sooty and Sweep.
November 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
This seriously undermines the dignity of Sooty and Sweep.
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Absolute carnage in the family group chat as my cousin posts a Christmas riddle from her fiancé’s office that no one can figure out, only to find that someone in the office got ChatGPT to make up the riddle and it’s gibberish that doesn’t have a solution
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Absolute carnage in the family group chat as my cousin posts a Christmas riddle from her fiancé’s office that no one can figure out, only to find that someone in the office got ChatGPT to make up the riddle and it’s gibberish that doesn’t have a solution
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If you're tired of the biased BBC don't forget to tune in to GB News to watch shows hosted by Nigel Farage, Richard Tice, Lee Anderson, Matthew Goodwin or Jacob Rees-Mogg. 🤣
November 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
If you're tired of the biased BBC don't forget to tune in to GB News to watch shows hosted by Nigel Farage, Richard Tice, Lee Anderson, Matthew Goodwin or Jacob Rees-Mogg. 🤣
Still trying to get my head round the idea that someone at the BBC thought it necessary to splice 2 bits of film together in order to make Donald Trump look like a criminal.
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Still trying to get my head round the idea that someone at the BBC thought it necessary to splice 2 bits of film together in order to make Donald Trump look like a criminal.
Where’s your fucking poppy?
November 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Where’s your fucking poppy?
17yo daughter earlier: ‘Do. Politicians do firework night? Because didn’t Guy Fawkes try to blow them all up?’
November 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
17yo daughter earlier: ‘Do. Politicians do firework night? Because didn’t Guy Fawkes try to blow them all up?’
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Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.
October 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.
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i’m sorry but vampire babies are just too fucking adorable
October 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
i’m sorry but vampire babies are just too fucking adorable
‘I just spent 30 minutes on hold talking to the lost property office, they were useless & I had to listen to that bloody song New York the whole time’.
‘Alicia Keys?’
‘Oh that’s where I left them!’
‘Alicia Keys?’
‘Oh that’s where I left them!’
October 20, 2025 at 11:36 AM
‘I just spent 30 minutes on hold talking to the lost property office, they were useless & I had to listen to that bloody song New York the whole time’.
‘Alicia Keys?’
‘Oh that’s where I left them!’
‘Alicia Keys?’
‘Oh that’s where I left them!’
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"My doorbell won't work because a website is broken" is not the glorious frictionless future technology promised us, is it?
October 20, 2025 at 9:04 AM
"My doorbell won't work because a website is broken" is not the glorious frictionless future technology promised us, is it?
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New to the middle aisle.
October 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
New to the middle aisle.
Of course women don’t like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and that’s..
October 17, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Of course women don’t like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and that’s..
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A story in three parts
October 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
A story in three parts
‘And how would you like to be called ‘Barnestoneworth’??’
‘He’s got another name!’
‘United!’
‘He’s got another name!’
‘United!’
October 16, 2025 at 2:59 PM
‘And how would you like to be called ‘Barnestoneworth’??’
‘He’s got another name!’
‘United!’
‘He’s got another name!’
‘United!’
Tbh I’m surprised Netanyahu didn’t announce the ceasefire in Gaza & then ask for the Nobel peace prize himself.
October 14, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Tbh I’m surprised Netanyahu didn’t announce the ceasefire in Gaza & then ask for the Nobel peace prize himself.
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Front page of Scottish newspaper The National today.
October 13, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Front page of Scottish newspaper The National today.
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ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began
ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began
WASHINGTON—Touting a new crime report as evidence their ramped-up operations were improving American life, Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials announced Friday that there had been zero murde...
theonion.com
October 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began
Geoff Boycott waxing lyrical about Katy Perry is hilarious.
youtu.be/1FtjSa3y6mg?...
youtu.be/1FtjSa3y6mg?...
October 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Geoff Boycott waxing lyrical about Katy Perry is hilarious.
youtu.be/1FtjSa3y6mg?...
youtu.be/1FtjSa3y6mg?...
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Not wishing to denigrate the power of owls, but most things are delightful after a bit of skunk.
October 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Not wishing to denigrate the power of owls, but most things are delightful after a bit of skunk.
On That’s Oldies on freeview: The Everly Brothers with Jackie & Gayle doing I Want To Hold Your Hand, the boys looking like something from a David Lynch film.
October 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
On That’s Oldies on freeview: The Everly Brothers with Jackie & Gayle doing I Want To Hold Your Hand, the boys looking like something from a David Lynch film.
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A dating app for cockneys in trilbies called Mindr
October 6, 2025 at 9:14 AM
A dating app for cockneys in trilbies called Mindr