Geraint
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INCLUDES 24 ICONIC 90S SONGS FROM: Britney Spears | Boyz II Men | Christina Aguilera | TLC | R.E.M. | Ace of Base | Natalie Imbruglia | The Verve Z | *NSYNC and many more!
I suppose my favourite childhood memory would have to be not paying for anything
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I suppose my favourite childhood memory would have to be not paying for anything
We'll probably lose against them too
November 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
We'll probably lose against them too
*sings the last line in the style of Whitney Houston
November 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
*sings the last line in the style of Whitney Houston
Local firework displays are in full swing and upsetting my cat. He hates fireworks - not because of the noise - he just can't stand the thought of people enjoying themselves.
November 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Local firework displays are in full swing and upsetting my cat. He hates fireworks - not because of the noise - he just can't stand the thought of people enjoying themselves.
Where's your fucking poppy?
November 8, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Where's your fucking poppy?
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Just sat on my hand and now when I make circles on the palm with my finger it feels like my teddy bear is in someone else's garden.
November 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Just sat on my hand and now when I make circles on the palm with my finger it feels like my teddy bear is in someone else's garden.
Didn't think it through Vol 355227
November 6, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Didn't think it through Vol 355227
Yer dad wears his Oodie down the garden and pretends he's one of The Traitors
November 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Yer dad wears his Oodie down the garden and pretends he's one of The Traitors
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media
October 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media
In keeping with the retail sector's tradition of merging Christmas, Guy Fawkes' night, and Halloween, I've just thrown a carol singer on a bonfire.
October 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
In keeping with the retail sector's tradition of merging Christmas, Guy Fawkes' night, and Halloween, I've just thrown a carol singer on a bonfire.
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
PELICANS
Similar in one respect to British Gas, in that they can both stick their bills up their arses
Similar in one respect to British Gas, in that they can both stick their bills up their arses
October 27, 2025 at 7:35 AM
PELICANS
Similar in one respect to British Gas, in that they can both stick their bills up their arses
Similar in one respect to British Gas, in that they can both stick their bills up their arses
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier,
Tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty
You're listening to the boy from the big bad city
This is jam hot
Tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty
You're listening to the boy from the big bad city
This is jam hot
Tinker, Tailer, Soldier, Spy, Beheaded, Survived
October 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier,
Tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty
You're listening to the boy from the big bad city
This is jam hot
Tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty
You're listening to the boy from the big bad city
This is jam hot
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I’m sorry but these sound like vintage esoteric euphemisms for “homosexual”
October 22, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I’m sorry but these sound like vintage esoteric euphemisms for “homosexual”
No wonder he's smiling
October 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
No wonder he's smiling
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Thinking about Christmas presents for my wife. Does anyone know what it smells like?
October 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Thinking about Christmas presents for my wife. Does anyone know what it smells like?
Not wishing to denigrate the power of owls, but most things are delightful after a bit of skunk.
October 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Not wishing to denigrate the power of owls, but most things are delightful after a bit of skunk.
The trouble with middle age is that nothing prepares you for those annoying hairs which sprout in places where you'd least expect them - like the fridge.
October 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The trouble with middle age is that nothing prepares you for those annoying hairs which sprout in places where you'd least expect them - like the fridge.
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Farage wanting to kick people out of the country because they migrated here made me angry and made me think about which best of British people and things wouldn't have happened were it not for the brilliance of immigration to the UK.
September 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Farage wanting to kick people out of the country because they migrated here made me angry and made me think about which best of British people and things wouldn't have happened were it not for the brilliance of immigration to the UK.
It's Toblerone,not Toberalone. Give me some pointy chocolate
September 23, 2025 at 8:00 AM
It's Toblerone,not Toberalone. Give me some pointy chocolate
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And this is Batman's Aff His Nut by Robert Florence, which, in my opinion, is easily the greatest Scottish poem ever written about Batman...
October 3, 2024 at 2:11 PM
And this is Batman's Aff His Nut by Robert Florence, which, in my opinion, is easily the greatest Scottish poem ever written about Batman...
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Dutch late night TV has its take
September 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Dutch late night TV has its take