Geraint
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INCLUDES 24 ICONIC 90S SONGS FROM: Britney Spears | Boyz II Men | Christina Aguilera | TLC | R.E.M. | Ace of Base | Natalie Imbruglia | The Verve Z | *NSYNC and many more!
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I've just phoned a cab to take me from the fridge to the toilet, so that's my New Year's resolution fucked.
January 1, 2026 at 9:11 PM
I've just phoned a cab to take me from the fridge to the toilet, so that's my New Year's resolution fucked.
IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE, NOT CHRISTMAS EVE AND STEVE
December 24, 2025 at 11:39 AM
IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE, NOT CHRISTMAS EVE AND STEVE
Less than 48hrs until I can legally have cheese for breakfast
December 23, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Less than 48hrs until I can legally have cheese for breakfast
One year on from the office party and I'm pleased to announce that me and the photocopier are still together and we're expecting a baby in March.
December 22, 2025 at 10:10 AM
One year on from the office party and I'm pleased to announce that me and the photocopier are still together and we're expecting a baby in March.
Just wondering if the Scandinavians have a 58 letter word for the sense of humiliation felt when one mistakenly assumes a supermarket door is automatic, and it isn't.
Also: ow.
Also: ow.
December 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Just wondering if the Scandinavians have a 58 letter word for the sense of humiliation felt when one mistakenly assumes a supermarket door is automatic, and it isn't.
Also: ow.
Also: ow.
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Starting a rumour that David Essex invented the phrase “having it off”
December 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Starting a rumour that David Essex invented the phrase “having it off”
If you should die one year short of receiving the 'congratulations, you're 100' telegram from the monarch, the government should let you have a Flake sticking out of your coffin.
December 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
If you should die one year short of receiving the 'congratulations, you're 100' telegram from the monarch, the government should let you have a Flake sticking out of your coffin.
Looking at the price of toys and feeling thankful that I had the good sense to fake all my orgasms.
December 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Looking at the price of toys and feeling thankful that I had the good sense to fake all my orgasms.
Happy International Men's Day everyone
November 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Happy International Men's Day everyone
There's always one...
November 17, 2025 at 4:01 PM
There's always one...
Get to know your mutuals. List ten random things you like
10. Counting backwards from ten
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10. Counting backwards from ten
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Get to know your mutuals. List ten random things you like
Border collies
The Fall (band)
Long walks
The Gower peninsula
Local Hero
Lemon drizzle cake
Drinks with pals
Short stories
Naps
Pub quizzes
Border collies
The Fall (band)
Long walks
The Gower peninsula
Local Hero
Lemon drizzle cake
Drinks with pals
Short stories
Naps
Pub quizzes
get to know your mutuals! list ten random things you like
꩜ snowboarding 🏂
꩜ cats 🐈⬛
꩜ crows 🐦⬛
꩜ punk/emo/metalcore 🎸
꩜ chocolate peanut butter shakes 🥤
꩜ thunderstorms ⚡️
꩜ skateboarding 🛹
꩜ mountains 🏔️
꩜ science fiction 🛸
꩜ hello kitty ™️
꩜ snowboarding 🏂
꩜ cats 🐈⬛
꩜ crows 🐦⬛
꩜ punk/emo/metalcore 🎸
꩜ chocolate peanut butter shakes 🥤
꩜ thunderstorms ⚡️
꩜ skateboarding 🛹
꩜ mountains 🏔️
꩜ science fiction 🛸
꩜ hello kitty ™️
November 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Get to know your mutuals. List ten random things you like
10. Counting backwards from ten
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
10. Counting backwards from ten
9
8
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5
4
3
2
1
Watching DIY SOS. If Nick Knowles turned up in my garden, I'd start crying too.
November 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Watching DIY SOS. If Nick Knowles turned up in my garden, I'd start crying too.
I suppose my favourite childhood memory would have to be not paying for anything
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I suppose my favourite childhood memory would have to be not paying for anything
We'll probably lose against them too
November 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
We'll probably lose against them too
*sings the last line in the style of Whitney Houston
November 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
*sings the last line in the style of Whitney Houston
Local firework displays are in full swing and upsetting my cat. He hates fireworks - not because of the noise - he just can't stand the thought of people enjoying themselves.
November 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Local firework displays are in full swing and upsetting my cat. He hates fireworks - not because of the noise - he just can't stand the thought of people enjoying themselves.
Where's your fucking poppy?
November 8, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Where's your fucking poppy?
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Just sat on my hand and now when I make circles on the palm with my finger it feels like my teddy bear is in someone else's garden.
November 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Just sat on my hand and now when I make circles on the palm with my finger it feels like my teddy bear is in someone else's garden.
Didn't think it through Vol 355227
November 6, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Didn't think it through Vol 355227
Yer dad wears his Oodie down the garden and pretends he's one of The Traitors
November 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Yer dad wears his Oodie down the garden and pretends he's one of The Traitors
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media
October 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media