Beau
@drbeaubeaumont.bsky.social
Lapsed historian, having the best mid-life crisis. Personal account: all the stupid opinions expressed are entirely my own, and nobody else's. he/him
Watching The Eagle has Landed, a classic fictional story in which a bunch of Nazis pretend to be the good guys for a while and try to abduct the head of a foreign country.
January 4, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Watching The Eagle has Landed, a classic fictional story in which a bunch of Nazis pretend to be the good guys for a while and try to abduct the head of a foreign country.
Every time I see Marco Rubio, he reminds me that there’s an entire American political class who have exactly the same haircut, seemingly oblivious to the fact that it makes them all look like Lego minifigures.
January 4, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Every time I see Marco Rubio, he reminds me that there’s an entire American political class who have exactly the same haircut, seemingly oblivious to the fact that it makes them all look like Lego minifigures.
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Since Rubio’s such a spineless prick let’s remember the time Canada rolled out the red carpet square sample for him
January 4, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Since Rubio’s such a spineless prick let’s remember the time Canada rolled out the red carpet square sample for him
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
Asset stripping an entire country is a pretty bold plan, you have to admit.
Almost feels like it was pre-planned.
Almost feels like it was pre-planned.
January 4, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Asset stripping an entire country is a pretty bold plan, you have to admit.
Almost feels like it was pre-planned.
Almost feels like it was pre-planned.
Credit where it is due, you really do have to admire the sheer level of brazen audacity on the part of Tropicana’s marketing team on this one.
January 4, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Credit where it is due, you really do have to admire the sheer level of brazen audacity on the part of Tropicana’s marketing team on this one.
The reason why they couldn’t have set Stranger Things in Britain is because every time things got tense, one of the characters would have tried to offer Eleven a tissue.
January 3, 2026 at 11:03 PM
The reason why they couldn’t have set Stranger Things in Britain is because every time things got tense, one of the characters would have tried to offer Eleven a tissue.
Don’t go eating that yellow snow.
January 3, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Don’t go eating that yellow snow.
Batman and Robin from Stranger Things
Batman and Robin Day
Batman and Robin Gibb
January 3, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Batman and Robin from Stranger Things
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*slide whistle*
*comedy BOOIIINNGG sound*
*comedy BOOIIINNGG sound*
January 3, 2026 at 9:03 PM
*slide whistle*
*comedy BOOIIINNGG sound*
*comedy BOOIIINNGG sound*
I mean, that does kind of sound like he’s shying away from it…
January 3, 2026 at 6:11 PM
I mean, that does kind of sound like he’s shying away from it…
Don’t you think he looks tired?
Trump is really fighting to keep his eyes open while Caine goes on and on
January 3, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Don’t you think he looks tired?
[Spoilers] They ran it into the ground, stole all the money and the oil, and then left it with another dictator in charge, declaring this as a “withdrawal with honor”.
Trump on Venezuela: "We're going to run the country until such time as we can do a safe, proper, and judicious transition"
January 3, 2026 at 5:13 PM
[Spoilers] They ran it into the ground, stole all the money and the oil, and then left it with another dictator in charge, declaring this as a “withdrawal with honor”.
Well I for one can’t wait to see Trump face precisely no consequences for his illegal actions this time either.
January 3, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Well I for one can’t wait to see Trump face precisely no consequences for his illegal actions this time either.
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Never agree to manage West Ham when you're angry.
January 3, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Never agree to manage West Ham when you're angry.
Pillage it is, then.
January 3, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Pillage it is, then.
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How much oil does Canada have?
There's no legal difference between kidnapping Maduro and kidnapping Mark Carney.
January 3, 2026 at 2:58 PM
How much oil does Canada have?
You know, if only he’d just lay off on doing all the unconstitutional stuff…
Trump on Democrats: "They should say 'great job.' They shouldn't say, 'Oh gee, maybe it's not constitutional.' You know, the same old stuff that we've been hearing for years and years and years."
January 3, 2026 at 2:56 PM
You know, if only he’d just lay off on doing all the unconstitutional stuff…
A take so hot that it’s currently melting its way to the earth’s core.
Nicolas Maduro's heavy-handed rule in Venezuela is finally ended by Trump reut.rs/3YWbo3K
Nicolas Maduro's heavy-handed rule in Venezuela is finally ended by Trump
Nicolas Maduro ruled Venezuela with a heavy hand for more than 12 years, presiding over deep economic and social crises and resisting pressure from domestic opponents and foreign governments for political change.
reut.rs
January 3, 2026 at 2:49 PM
A take so hot that it’s currently melting its way to the earth’s core.
Until I zoomed in on the photo, I honestly thought that the bloke on the left was the President of Argentina.
January 3, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Until I zoomed in on the photo, I honestly thought that the bloke on the left was the President of Argentina.
Captured sure is an interesting word, isn’t it?
January 3, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Captured sure is an interesting word, isn’t it?