Beau
@drbeaubeaumont.bsky.social
Lapsed historian, having the best mid-life crisis. Personal account: all the stupid opinions expressed are entirely my own, and nobody else's. he/him
Of course Google AI will happily provide me with the opening times of Pizza Express in Llandudno, even though there isn’t a Pizza Express in Llandudno.
November 14, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Of course Google AI will happily provide me with the opening times of Pizza Express in Llandudno, even though there isn’t a Pizza Express in Llandudno.
Isn’t that Andrew Mountbatten Windsor?
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Isn’t that Andrew Mountbatten Windsor?
Post an image that always makes you laugh.
November 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Post an image that always makes you laugh.
“An aging Southern belle”…
November 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
“An aging Southern belle”…
I honestly believe there’s no such thing as the northern lights. It’s all just a joke that was invented by the Met Office to make gullible people get rained on back in the 1980s, when you could still lie on TV on April Fools: and they’ve just had to keep pretending for the last forty years since.
November 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I honestly believe there’s no such thing as the northern lights. It’s all just a joke that was invented by the Met Office to make gullible people get rained on back in the 1980s, when you could still lie on TV on April Fools: and they’ve just had to keep pretending for the last forty years since.
Post a non religious photo you think of as holy
November 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Post a non religious photo you think of as holy
Hotels that don’t allow guests. Bold business model.
Still, four star rating. Not bad in the circumstances.
Still, four star rating. Not bad in the circumstances.
November 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Hotels that don’t allow guests. Bold business model.
Still, four star rating. Not bad in the circumstances.
Still, four star rating. Not bad in the circumstances.
Also, massive golf resorts that look quite interesting but don’t exist.
November 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Also, massive golf resorts that look quite interesting but don’t exist.
It’s actually quite interesting to take a trip to The Line on Google Earth: some of the worker camps are genuinely astonishing.
November 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
It’s actually quite interesting to take a trip to The Line on Google Earth: some of the worker camps are genuinely astonishing.
“Where’s your fucking Poppy?”
November 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
“Where’s your fucking Poppy?”
Maybe it’s a nod to the Thin White Duke. “Captain Titus and the Wardens of Ultramar” could have been a Bowie album.
November 8, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Maybe it’s a nod to the Thin White Duke. “Captain Titus and the Wardens of Ultramar” could have been a Bowie album.
My first thought was Tilda Swinton. My second thought was Pam St Clements.
November 8, 2025 at 9:11 AM
My first thought was Tilda Swinton. My second thought was Pam St Clements.
“Look how the collar of Wyatt Earp’s suit jacket fits perfectly to his shoulders. Neat, precise, and elegant in its understated simplicity. This is a sign of true craftsmanship on the part of his tailor.
Now, let’s compare this to the style popular with supporters of US Vice President JD Vance…”
Now, let’s compare this to the style popular with supporters of US Vice President JD Vance…”
November 8, 2025 at 9:05 AM
“Look how the collar of Wyatt Earp’s suit jacket fits perfectly to his shoulders. Neat, precise, and elegant in its understated simplicity. This is a sign of true craftsmanship on the part of his tailor.
Now, let’s compare this to the style popular with supporters of US Vice President JD Vance…”
Now, let’s compare this to the style popular with supporters of US Vice President JD Vance…”
Very possibly the least effective clickbait I have ever seen.
November 8, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Very possibly the least effective clickbait I have ever seen.
It’s a beautiful day in the Warhammer neighbourhood.
November 8, 2025 at 8:39 AM
It’s a beautiful day in the Warhammer neighbourhood.
‘Captain Titus and the Wardens of Ultramar’ is probably one of Elton John’s most underrated albums.
November 8, 2025 at 8:23 AM
‘Captain Titus and the Wardens of Ultramar’ is probably one of Elton John’s most underrated albums.
“And introducing Tilda Swinton as The Standard Bearer”.
November 8, 2025 at 8:05 AM
“And introducing Tilda Swinton as The Standard Bearer”.
“I love it when a plan comes together.”
November 8, 2025 at 7:18 AM
“I love it when a plan comes together.”
It looks like you’ve got a touch of frost on that bush…
November 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
It looks like you’ve got a touch of frost on that bush…
I’m assuming that there’s a young girl just out of shot to the left.
November 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I’m assuming that there’s a young girl just out of shot to the left.
My dad always said that you can tell a lot about a man from looking at his bookshelf; and boy was he ever right about the former Tory MP and prisons minister Alex Chalk.
November 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
My dad always said that you can tell a lot about a man from looking at his bookshelf; and boy was he ever right about the former Tory MP and prisons minister Alex Chalk.