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Beau
@drbeaubeaumont.bsky.social
Lapsed historian, having the best mid-life crisis. Personal account: all the stupid opinions expressed are entirely my own, and nobody else's. he/him
Looks like someone has gone all in on the Breaded Imitation Crab Claws.

Have a cracking Saturday night, whoever you are.
November 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I love Twelfth Night.

I think I’m going to love this.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!

The production of TWELTH NIGHT with Lupita Nyong’o, Junior Nyong’o, Peter Dinklage, Sandra Oh, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and Daphne Rubin-Vega is now on the PBS app!!!!

www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/t...
November 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I suspect that Trump’s going to struggle to link Epstein to J.P. Morgan, what with the latter having died in 1913…
November 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Just made this. I’m a widely respected intellectual, you know
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
It’s the 15th of November, and Kirsty McColl and The Pogues are playing on the radio.

Is nothing sacred?
November 15, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Reposted by Beau
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Every time I hear that Bill Clinton story…
donald trump is wearing a suit and tie while making a funny face .
ALT: donald trump is wearing a suit and tie while making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 8:08 AM
You know, there’s an “I’m forever blowing Bubba” joke out there right now if somebody wants to use it.
donald trump is wearing a suit and tie and is talking into a microphone
ALT: donald trump is wearing a suit and tie and is talking into a microphone
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Operation Costly Distraction, more like.
Pete Hegseth announces Operation Southern Spear.

There doesn’t seem to be reporting yet on what this means. But I assume it’s not good.
November 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The BBC here, hilariously underestimating how prepared the people of South Wales are for heavy rain.
November 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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I once heard a woman pronounce the 'manger' in Pret a Manger, as in 'hanger'. That was when I realised Watford's capital of culture bid was over for another year.
November 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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At the
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Just finished @scalzi.com’s latest book The Shattering Peace, which while it did not feature sweary dolphins, did actually genuinely amaze by focusing attention on a niche techy question that’s been sort of bothering me ever since Old Man’s War. So thanks for that; and for the enjoyable story too!
November 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Isn’t that Andrew Mountbatten Windsor?
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 AM
It’s cold.
It’s dark.
It’s wet.
It’s November.

You need a smile.

Friend, what you need right now is a little bit of democracy manifest.

youtu.be/PeihcfYft9w?...
Democracy Manifest
YouTube video by Russell Furman
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Yes, that’s him.
November 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Post an image that always makes you laugh.
November 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Fourteen years ago today, a dog in Richmond Park decided to enshrine his name into legend.

That name, as you know, was FENTON.

youtu.be/3GRSbr0EYYU
JESUS CHRIST IN RICHMOND PARK: ORIGINAL UPLOAD
YouTube video by JAGGL113
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I look forward greatly to Donald Trump finally facing [remembers that this is 2025] absolutely no consequences whatsoever…
the newly released Epstein emails are getting coverage on Fox News 👀
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I need one of those like I need a hole in my head.
November 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Reposted by Beau
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Join me, dear friends of BlueSky, in celebrating the 55th anniversary of the most American solution to a problem that has ever not been fully thunked through.

youtu.be/V6CLumsir34?...
The Exploding Whale: An infamous moment in Oregon history creates a strangely beloved icon
YouTube video by KATU News
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
“An aging Southern belle”…
November 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Go on, go out and look
November 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM