Clownf1st
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Bon viveur, futility enthusiast, founder of Milli Vanilli, compulsive liar.
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My favorite photos from the Olympics are of this Italian figure skater Daniel Grassl. He looks absolutely insane in so many of them. It's great.
February 15, 2026 at 2:22 AM
My favorite photos from the Olympics are of this Italian figure skater Daniel Grassl. He looks absolutely insane in so many of them. It's great.
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Just looking through some old comics and found a mail order advert for Small Prophets
February 15, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Just looking through some old comics and found a mail order advert for Small Prophets
Trafford Bar doesn't even sell cans. A fucking disgrace. #UKTramChat #Metrolink
February 15, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Trafford Bar doesn't even sell cans. A fucking disgrace. #UKTramChat #Metrolink
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royal steward: sire, the bedeviling spirit which does visit upon thy manor messes most foul hath returned in the night
jester dancing in the corner shaking a staff thick with bells: his royal belly full of meat, he slops upon the toilet seat!
king (trying not to get mad:) he could speak of anyone
jester dancing in the corner shaking a staff thick with bells: his royal belly full of meat, he slops upon the toilet seat!
king (trying not to get mad:) he could speak of anyone
March 1, 2024 at 3:59 AM
royal steward: sire, the bedeviling spirit which does visit upon thy manor messes most foul hath returned in the night
jester dancing in the corner shaking a staff thick with bells: his royal belly full of meat, he slops upon the toilet seat!
king (trying not to get mad:) he could speak of anyone
jester dancing in the corner shaking a staff thick with bells: his royal belly full of meat, he slops upon the toilet seat!
king (trying not to get mad:) he could speak of anyone
Falsetto is a sensational and odd pint.... Looks like a lager but tastes like a stout
February 15, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Falsetto is a sensational and odd pint.... Looks like a lager but tastes like a stout
Body butter and body yogurt implies the existence of body cheese
February 15, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Body butter and body yogurt implies the existence of body cheese
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I rewatched AKIRA (1988) and it actually hits better when you live through a collapsing society where you can just barely keep up with what’s going on. anyway perfect movie, one of the greatest ever made
February 15, 2026 at 5:35 AM
I rewatched AKIRA (1988) and it actually hits better when you live through a collapsing society where you can just barely keep up with what’s going on. anyway perfect movie, one of the greatest ever made
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It's the 55th anniversary of decimal coinage in Britain so time to remind you that Max Bygraves recorded the first rap on record youtube.com/watch?v=ncZi...
Max Bygraves - Decimalisation (1970, Pye)
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February 15, 2026 at 9:36 AM
It's the 55th anniversary of decimal coinage in Britain so time to remind you that Max Bygraves recorded the first rap on record youtube.com/watch?v=ncZi...
Shit
If Microsoft made a car... what would it be?
If Microsoft made a car... what would it be?
What is the automotive equivalent of Word, and where does Copilot fit?
In the Venn diagram of car owners whose vehicles have a certain amount of "character" and individuals who use Microsoft's applications, there is an intersection of people who accept a quirk or two but not an unexpected explosion.…
dlvr.it
February 15, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Shit
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If you've heard of Hell Drivers it's probably because of its improbably eclectic cast (it has a James Bond, a Doctor Who, a Man From UNCLE, The Prisoner and Sid James). But it's a cracking film too, an odd mix of down-at-heel film noir and kitchen-sink realism.
Your weekend viewing continues here! Sunday 15th February on #TalkingPicturesTV
February 15, 2026 at 9:19 AM
If you've heard of Hell Drivers it's probably because of its improbably eclectic cast (it has a James Bond, a Doctor Who, a Man From UNCLE, The Prisoner and Sid James). But it's a cracking film too, an odd mix of down-at-heel film noir and kitchen-sink realism.
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Explaining the plot of Scooby-Doo to my daughter and realizing the central irony of the show is that the gang cruises around looking for magic and mysteries that never pan out, while the only truly supernatural element is the talking dog they all ignore.
February 14, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Explaining the plot of Scooby-Doo to my daughter and realizing the central irony of the show is that the gang cruises around looking for magic and mysteries that never pan out, while the only truly supernatural element is the talking dog they all ignore.
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Devastating thread...
February 15, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Devastating thread...
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Around 2001—it may have *been* 2001—I attended a talk by Fred Ordway, tech advisor to Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey.
He showed a photo of a briefcase computer prop, which didn't make it into the movie. Keyboard, video screen, camera, printer, phone.
Audience laughed. It looked so, so 1990.
He showed a photo of a briefcase computer prop, which didn't make it into the movie. Keyboard, video screen, camera, printer, phone.
Audience laughed. It looked so, so 1990.
February 15, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Around 2001—it may have *been* 2001—I attended a talk by Fred Ordway, tech advisor to Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey.
He showed a photo of a briefcase computer prop, which didn't make it into the movie. Keyboard, video screen, camera, printer, phone.
Audience laughed. It looked so, so 1990.
He showed a photo of a briefcase computer prop, which didn't make it into the movie. Keyboard, video screen, camera, printer, phone.
Audience laughed. It looked so, so 1990.
EEL INSERTION TIME
February 15, 2026 at 7:50 AM
EEL INSERTION TIME
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Reminds me of when I made this
February 14, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Reminds me of when I made this
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100 years of Kenneth... could be worth a listen. www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
BBC Radio 4 Extra - The Versatile Voice of Kenneth Williams: A Centenary Celebration, 22/02/2026
100 years since his birth, Radio 4 Extra celebrates the legendary Kenneth Williams.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 14, 2026 at 9:35 PM
100 years of Kenneth... could be worth a listen. www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
Can you hear the groaning....of the Gladiators? 🎶
Seniors Gladiators please, BBC.
Old duffers trying to competitively get up off a sofa and the like.
Old duffers trying to competitively get up off a sofa and the like.
February 14, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Can you hear the groaning....of the Gladiators? 🎶
Seniors Gladiators please, BBC.
Old duffers trying to competitively get up off a sofa and the like.
Old duffers trying to competitively get up off a sofa and the like.
February 14, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Seniors Gladiators please, BBC.
Old duffers trying to competitively get up off a sofa and the like.
Old duffers trying to competitively get up off a sofa and the like.
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Love this - defeating nazis with the Yorkshire accent:
![Wilfred Pickles, a Yorkshireman born in Halifax, was selected by the BBC as an announcer for its North Regional radio service; he went on to be an occasional newsreader on the BBC Home Service during World War II. He was the first newsreader to speak in a regional accent rather than Received Pronunciation, "a deliberate attempt to make it more difficult for Nazis to impersonate BBC broadcasters",[80] and caused some comment with his farewell catchphrase "... and to all in the North, good neet".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cjtzbvosvwlsney5t6iom34n/bafkreifjiuqk2qeu2tm4h4wvjsygltrp3rseckx62gacum3djlpthmp4zu@jpeg)
February 14, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Love this - defeating nazis with the Yorkshire accent:
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Matt Goodwin driving up and down the extremely non-residential end of Ashton Old Road with a loudspeaker is such a tell that he's never been there before. That's a product of googling "main road Gorton".
February 14, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Matt Goodwin driving up and down the extremely non-residential end of Ashton Old Road with a loudspeaker is such a tell that he's never been there before. That's a product of googling "main road Gorton".
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B.ENO
I have been informed that Mr. Eno has now seen this. “Very amusing” was the verdict.
I get up to all sorts on Patreon.com/frasergeesin if you fancy it.
My comics are also “Very amusing” and cheap from Frasergeesin.com
I have been informed that Mr. Eno has now seen this. “Very amusing” was the verdict.
I get up to all sorts on Patreon.com/frasergeesin if you fancy it.
My comics are also “Very amusing” and cheap from Frasergeesin.com
February 14, 2026 at 8:12 PM
B.ENO
I have been informed that Mr. Eno has now seen this. “Very amusing” was the verdict.
I get up to all sorts on Patreon.com/frasergeesin if you fancy it.
My comics are also “Very amusing” and cheap from Frasergeesin.com
I have been informed that Mr. Eno has now seen this. “Very amusing” was the verdict.
I get up to all sorts on Patreon.com/frasergeesin if you fancy it.
My comics are also “Very amusing” and cheap from Frasergeesin.com
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That'll do. Out, brain fart, OUT.
February 14, 2026 at 7:54 PM
That'll do. Out, brain fart, OUT.
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This was my granddad's. A war bible sounds way more metal than it is.
February 14, 2026 at 7:52 PM
This was my granddad's. A war bible sounds way more metal than it is.
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‘call us if you’re naughty’
February 14, 2026 at 7:51 PM
‘call us if you’re naughty’