Clownf1st
@clownf1st.bsky.social
Bon viveur, futility enthusiast, founder of Milli Vanilli, compulsive liar.
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Harvey Price time then.
In 2016, I had an ill fated stint as the Social Media Producer on Loose Women on ITV. It was a disaster, I should never have applied for the job, I certainly shouldn’t have been given it. I could do the actual job standing on my head, but the politics of the place…woof.
In 2016, I had an ill fated stint as the Social Media Producer on Loose Women on ITV. It was a disaster, I should never have applied for the job, I certainly shouldn’t have been given it. I could do the actual job standing on my head, but the politics of the place…woof.
March 31, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Harvey Price time then.
In 2016, I had an ill fated stint as the Social Media Producer on Loose Women on ITV. It was a disaster, I should never have applied for the job, I certainly shouldn’t have been given it. I could do the actual job standing on my head, but the politics of the place…woof.
In 2016, I had an ill fated stint as the Social Media Producer on Loose Women on ITV. It was a disaster, I should never have applied for the job, I certainly shouldn’t have been given it. I could do the actual job standing on my head, but the politics of the place…woof.
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1995, studying in Prague for a year. I went to Bucharest by myself, fully intending to shell out for a hotel since there wasn’t a lot of backpacker-level tourist infrastructure yet. Showed up to the hotel to check in & the desk clerk took one look at me and said “You can’t stay here.”
I would like to hear about a time someone, a stranger even, was very kind to you without any prompting, ulterior motive, or strings attached.
December 31, 2025 at 3:21 AM
1995, studying in Prague for a year. I went to Bucharest by myself, fully intending to shell out for a hotel since there wasn’t a lot of backpacker-level tourist infrastructure yet. Showed up to the hotel to check in & the desk clerk took one look at me and said “You can’t stay here.”
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And there's an M.R. James story in this passage.
December 31, 2025 at 7:12 AM
And there's an M.R. James story in this passage.
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Winnipeg's Yvonne Brill changed humanity's future in space when she invented the Electrothermal Hydrazine Thruster.
Her invention keeps satellites and spacecraft in orbit. She also worked on the Apollo program and the Space Shuttles.
This is her story.
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Her invention keeps satellites and spacecraft in orbit. She also worked on the Apollo program and the Space Shuttles.
This is her story.
🧵 1/10
December 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Winnipeg's Yvonne Brill changed humanity's future in space when she invented the Electrothermal Hydrazine Thruster.
Her invention keeps satellites and spacecraft in orbit. She also worked on the Apollo program and the Space Shuttles.
This is her story.
🧵 1/10
Her invention keeps satellites and spacecraft in orbit. She also worked on the Apollo program and the Space Shuttles.
This is her story.
🧵 1/10
Bellow sweet nothings up my arse
December 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Bellow sweet nothings up my arse
Oh hello... Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy on BBC4
December 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Oh hello... Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy on BBC4
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By @pixel8foto.bsky.social Joel Goodman
Tomorrow marks 10 years since the greatest piece of art of our generation
December 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
By @pixel8foto.bsky.social Joel Goodman
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A country in managed terminal decline.
December 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
A country in managed terminal decline.
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Gonna change my mentality in 2026 from "this is the hill I will die on" to "this is the hill I will kill you on."
December 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Gonna change my mentality in 2026 from "this is the hill I will die on" to "this is the hill I will kill you on."
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a human is just a jailbroken monkey
December 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
a human is just a jailbroken monkey
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Tomorrow marks 10 years since the greatest piece of art of our generation
December 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Tomorrow marks 10 years since the greatest piece of art of our generation
He should probably leave that sort of thing until New Year's Eve
Ricardo Calafiori has had more shots (22) than any other defender in the Premier League this season. (Who scored)
December 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
He should probably leave that sort of thing until New Year's Eve
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Is your local NHS trust using Palantir software?
Find out and tell them what you think ⬇️
https://goodlaw.social/ql1k
Find out and tell them what you think ⬇️
https://goodlaw.social/ql1k
Say no to Palantir in the NHS
NHS England is rolling out software to run our health records from Palantir - fight back
goodlaw.social
December 30, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Is your local NHS trust using Palantir software?
Find out and tell them what you think ⬇️
https://goodlaw.social/ql1k
Find out and tell them what you think ⬇️
https://goodlaw.social/ql1k
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Here are a couple of photos I've taken that prove GHOSTS ARE REAL.
December 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Here are a couple of photos I've taken that prove GHOSTS ARE REAL.
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I'm still gone at people repeating that you can't put the AI genie back in the bottle.
It's not a genie, and yes, you can.
You're just repeating billionaire propaganda, where they're enriching themselves by automating theft. Let's put the billionaires back in the bottle, and chuck it into the sea.
It's not a genie, and yes, you can.
You're just repeating billionaire propaganda, where they're enriching themselves by automating theft. Let's put the billionaires back in the bottle, and chuck it into the sea.
December 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I'm still gone at people repeating that you can't put the AI genie back in the bottle.
It's not a genie, and yes, you can.
You're just repeating billionaire propaganda, where they're enriching themselves by automating theft. Let's put the billionaires back in the bottle, and chuck it into the sea.
It's not a genie, and yes, you can.
You're just repeating billionaire propaganda, where they're enriching themselves by automating theft. Let's put the billionaires back in the bottle, and chuck it into the sea.
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I bought far too many jerseys again this year, but this one is already my favorite. My Scottish team The Pars honoring legendary local punk band The Skids with a jersey in the colors of their epic album “Scared to Dance”. 😍
December 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I bought far too many jerseys again this year, but this one is already my favorite. My Scottish team The Pars honoring legendary local punk band The Skids with a jersey in the colors of their epic album “Scared to Dance”. 😍
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I hate these charts so much because they imply chatgpt is comparable to the internet or phones
You could create the same graphic for full screen pop-up advertising on websites and make them look like ultra-rapid technology adoption when really they were just baked unavoidably into the internet
You could create the same graphic for full screen pop-up advertising on websites and make them look like ultra-rapid technology adoption when really they were just baked unavoidably into the internet
In 2025, AI became pervasive in American life and the economy, with ChatGPT surging in adoption much faster than any other major technology in memory. @nytopinion.nytimes.com
December 30, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I hate these charts so much because they imply chatgpt is comparable to the internet or phones
You could create the same graphic for full screen pop-up advertising on websites and make them look like ultra-rapid technology adoption when really they were just baked unavoidably into the internet
You could create the same graphic for full screen pop-up advertising on websites and make them look like ultra-rapid technology adoption when really they were just baked unavoidably into the internet
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Go round the outside.
December 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Go round the outside.
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I čãñńöt śtrēśš thīš êñôügh
December 30, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I čãñńöt śtrēśš thīš êñôügh
The Supermarket Strikes Back
YouTube video by Mull Historical Society - Topic
youtu.be
December 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Back over the border for a bit of sinister electronica
youtu.be/u8tyqgRaY_g
youtu.be/u8tyqgRaY_g
Telephasic Workshop
YouTube video by Boards of Canada - Topic
youtu.be
December 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Back over the border for a bit of sinister electronica
youtu.be/u8tyqgRaY_g
youtu.be/u8tyqgRaY_g
Okay.... not exactly Scottish, but it's ace
youtu.be/i1gVxKhdGPs
youtu.be/i1gVxKhdGPs
Four Tet - Baby (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Four Tet
youtu.be
December 30, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Okay.... not exactly Scottish, but it's ace
youtu.be/i1gVxKhdGPs
youtu.be/i1gVxKhdGPs
