Clownf1st
@clownf1st.bsky.social
Bon viveur, futility enthusiast, founder of Milli Vanilli, compulsive liar.
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People get very negative about Black Friday, but he’s still my favourite member of the Pixies.
November 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
People get very negative about Black Friday, but he’s still my favourite member of the Pixies.
Have you sung any land shanties today?
November 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Have you sung any land shanties today?
I have consumed some of your Earth nutrients.
November 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I have consumed some of your Earth nutrients.
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prompted by the disc horse over the weekend I rewatched Goldeneye and Famke Janssen having absolutely the time of her life. Brosnan clearly enjoying the gig, too. Anyway: pic of the jet boat from TWINE when it was parked outside our workshop, with the Reliant Robin undercarriage clearly visible.
November 17, 2025 at 6:18 PM
prompted by the disc horse over the weekend I rewatched Goldeneye and Famke Janssen having absolutely the time of her life. Brosnan clearly enjoying the gig, too. Anyway: pic of the jet boat from TWINE when it was parked outside our workshop, with the Reliant Robin undercarriage clearly visible.
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Today is the 321st day of 2025, so to mark that occasion…
November 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Today is the 321st day of 2025, so to mark that occasion…
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong
1. #stoolreport
2. EEL INSERTION TIME
3. Rod Hull & Emu's handjob conundrum
1. #stoolreport
2. EEL INSERTION TIME
3. Rod Hull & Emu's handjob conundrum
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong
1. Sex Bomb Posting
2. Butterfield International
3. Pokémon: Sound or Cunt
1. Sex Bomb Posting
2. Butterfield International
3. Pokémon: Sound or Cunt
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong x
1. Howard
2. Cheese
3. Japanese kitchen knives
1. Howard
2. Cheese
3. Japanese kitchen knives
November 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong
1. #stoolreport
2. EEL INSERTION TIME
3. Rod Hull & Emu's handjob conundrum
1. #stoolreport
2. EEL INSERTION TIME
3. Rod Hull & Emu's handjob conundrum
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Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
November 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
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Got a couple dozen crows flying in front of a rainbow, best one was when it was faint, so really had to edit. Not sure if I missed the mark.
Edited / original 🪶
Edited / original 🪶
November 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Got a couple dozen crows flying in front of a rainbow, best one was when it was faint, so really had to edit. Not sure if I missed the mark.
Edited / original 🪶
Edited / original 🪶
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Transmission #12196 from FalconSAT-8 (UNCLASSIFIED)
1. Sickos Convention
2. Gothic Sorceries
1. Sickos Convention
2. Gothic Sorceries
November 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Transmission #12196 from FalconSAT-8 (UNCLASSIFIED)
1. Sickos Convention
2. Gothic Sorceries
1. Sickos Convention
2. Gothic Sorceries
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I used to have a pet leopard called Gerard Leopardieu
November 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I used to have a pet leopard called Gerard Leopardieu
He just had his epilepsy meds, which tend to leave him a bit spaced out, so it's probably pretty fucking intense.
He's watching Kingdom on BBC1. Absolutely transfixed by the hyaenas.
November 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
He just had his epilepsy meds, which tend to leave him a bit spaced out, so it's probably pretty fucking intense.
He's watching Kingdom on BBC1. Absolutely transfixed by the hyaenas.
November 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
He's watching Kingdom on BBC1. Absolutely transfixed by the hyaenas.
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Labour policy is being celebrated by Tommy Robinson.
That's it.
That's all you ever need to say to explain who Labour are.
That's it.
That's all you ever need to say to explain who Labour are.
November 16, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Labour policy is being celebrated by Tommy Robinson.
That's it.
That's all you ever need to say to explain who Labour are.
That's it.
That's all you ever need to say to explain who Labour are.
WW2 Needlessly Coloured In on Select5 while I have my second coffee.
November 16, 2025 at 11:15 AM
WW2 Needlessly Coloured In on Select5 while I have my second coffee.
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"Rich white people never believe they've done anything wrong even after they get caught, tried and convicted of heinous shit" - Just in case your wondered how this Epstein stuff is going to end up even if smoking guns suddenly drop in everyone's lap.
November 16, 2025 at 11:10 AM
"Rich white people never believe they've done anything wrong even after they get caught, tried and convicted of heinous shit" - Just in case your wondered how this Epstein stuff is going to end up even if smoking guns suddenly drop in everyone's lap.
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OK. All done. Pedants? I'm not interested, this is MY Doctors.
If you are interested in an A2 print I've decided to knock the price down so that it's £60 plus postage (assuming I get enough interest to make it worth my while)
Let me know here or in DMs if you are interested. Probably print 10.
If you are interested in an A2 print I've decided to knock the price down so that it's £60 plus postage (assuming I get enough interest to make it worth my while)
Let me know here or in DMs if you are interested. Probably print 10.
November 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
OK. All done. Pedants? I'm not interested, this is MY Doctors.
If you are interested in an A2 print I've decided to knock the price down so that it's £60 plus postage (assuming I get enough interest to make it worth my while)
Let me know here or in DMs if you are interested. Probably print 10.
If you are interested in an A2 print I've decided to knock the price down so that it's £60 plus postage (assuming I get enough interest to make it worth my while)
Let me know here or in DMs if you are interested. Probably print 10.
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#OtD 16 Nov 2019 Chilean riot dog Rucio Capucha was injured by police water cannon during a protest in Santiago. Rucio frequently joined protests, and became a target of deliberate police violence. He survived the attack, and was adopted by a family shop.workingclasshistory.com/collections/...
November 16, 2025 at 9:25 AM
#OtD 16 Nov 2019 Chilean riot dog Rucio Capucha was injured by police water cannon during a protest in Santiago. Rucio frequently joined protests, and became a target of deliberate police violence. He survived the attack, and was adopted by a family shop.workingclasshistory.com/collections/...
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Ads on my seeing stone now. What exactly am I paying the wizards guild 8 shillings a month for?
March 12, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Ads on my seeing stone now. What exactly am I paying the wizards guild 8 shillings a month for?
"Get it while it's hot!" ☢️
November 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
"Get it while it's hot!" ☢️