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Just this guy.
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mini rant
Stand Up comics largely sniffed at podcasting & podcasters because they had live gigs and TV - when covid hit, so many went to podcasting (fairs fair) but then sucked up all the discourse. Now it feels like a comedy podcast isn't taken seriously unless its fronted by a stand up!
January 4, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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A few months ago, on the Neighbours (Australian soap) subreddit, a big controversy blew up about whether Paul Robinson could father a child, because he'd previously had a vasectomy.

I promise, this is relevant!

A bunch of us long term fans were confused, unable to remember it, but others >
When I was in hospital w. baby M, I had some mismatched bottles of formula (different brands). Mum in next bay said "Don't mix brands, it causes bad constipation" - so tried to fact check it.

Midwife on ward said not true. NHS and NCT said not true. But Google AI on top of search results said true.
It's quite incredible how this poor and inaccurate tool has been prioritised and integrated *so* effectively that I regularly have people tell me something they've 'looked up' and I have to say 'you're not just reading the AI overview are you' and they are.

www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
January 4, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Aldi are doing a cherry soda. It’s not cherryade. It’s better than that. It tastes exactly like cherry juice, but occasionally tastes like those lager flavoured jelly sweets you used to get. It’s fantastic.
January 4, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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My friends in Austria sent this and I can't stop watching...wait for the end. 🤗💜
January 3, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Stupid ban. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq5y2vzlyldo

Won’t achieve its aims. It will reduce the money available to UK broadcasters to create content. Banning similar ads around kids shows didn’t reduce the junk food market, just meant that there’s very minimal UK production of kids TV now.
Junk food advert ban set to come into force
The government hopes a ban on junk food adverts will prompt manufacturers to develop healthier recipes.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 4, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Hmm. Snowed a fair bit but the sun has melted it away. MORE snow forecast for later. Now to decide whether to go to the office to collect laptop and work from home tomorrow, or risk a terrifying cycle to work in the morning.
January 4, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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Is this canon? Surely Tucker becoming a PE Teacher can't be canonical? www.ghfun.co.uk/Hornchurch.htm
Grange Hill Fun
www.ghfun.co.uk
January 4, 2026 at 11:18 AM
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Well, had to upload this #traitors clip to GIPHY, didn’t I? But GIPHY deleted it for some reason. https://i.ibb.co/RTh9drwY/8-B0-D6-C8-E-73-DB-44-A4-B23-C-3132342351-DC.gif
January 3, 2026 at 10:35 PM
What do you call a Scouse vampire?

Drachhhulaaah.
January 4, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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I hate this but I am simultaneously fascinated by this mystery.
Found this laminated and zip-tied to a railway bridge today. Thought "oh, that's interesting!"

Went over for a closer look, and it's fucking AI slop. The bigger words are words, the rest are nonsense.

Why?! What is this for?! What did the people who made it think they were *DOING*??
January 3, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Watching Seth Meyers on CNBC. Surprisingly, they’re running his recent Rob Reiner interview. But I’m distracted by them hiding the NBC logo, presumably as part of their divorce from Comcast.
January 3, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Not sure about the AI upscaling on my device when I took a picture of the Wolf Moon myself.
January 3, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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Now that they’ve started a war I’ve completely forgotten that they’re pedophiles.
January 3, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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But what if Maduro’s involvement in the drug trade was an “official act”?
January 3, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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I guess we've got this motherfucker to blame for the sub-zero temperatures. Fancy leaving the door open so all the cold can come out.
January 3, 2026 at 2:56 PM
“People who are dead but try to interact with the living, well, they’re kidding themselves aren’t they? You’re either alive or dead!”
“Of course, we should bring back the death penalty for the ghosts and then send them all back…”
January 3, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Well, had to upload this #traitors clip to GIPHY, didn’t I? But GIPHY deleted it for some reason. https://i.ibb.co/RTh9drwY/8-B0-D6-C8-E-73-DB-44-A4-B23-C-3132342351-DC.gif
January 3, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Freddie and Ozzy in the House Of Rock, yesterday.
January 3, 2026 at 1:25 PM
We sanctioning the USA yet?
January 3, 2026 at 9:59 AM
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hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
A solid 2/10 for the snow here.
January 3, 2026 at 9:34 AM
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I'm not necessarily saying that Grok should be set on fire, I'm just saying that in the early 1940s The Beano had a story in which Derek The Wild Boy of the Woods helps to build a giant robot Hitler, and in the end they decide to set it on fire, and it wasn't even a giant robot paedo Hitler
January 2, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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* Clap your hands

* Sleep

* Wave your hands

* Hitch a ride

* Sneeze

* Go for a walk

* Lets see you swim

* Now ski

* Spray

* Macho man

* Sound your horn

* Ring the bell

* Okay

* Kiss

* Comb your hair

* Wave your hands

* Come on wave your hands

* Superman!
It's 2026.

Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:

* Dial a rotary telephone

* Tell time from an analog clock

* Read or write cursive

* Decipher Roman numerals

* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass

* Balance a checkbook

(Please add more below)

January 2, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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Why can’t she use tinsel?
January 2, 2026 at 12:53 PM