jj
lajellybean.bsky.social
jj
@lajellybean.bsky.social
Word nerd, telly addict, mischief lover.
jj of all trades, master of the universe.

Frivolous and opinionated.

She/her
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February 15, 2026 at 12:45 AM
1) Rogue
2) Gambit
3) Wonder Woman
4) Worf

There's literally not a single Tolkien character who doesn't make me roll my eyes, so I'm having Gambit and you can't stop me (because I've already got Rogue onside lalalalala)
You are unattached and can date one choice each from the following categories.

Whom do you pick?

1) A Marvel mutant

2) A Tolkien character

3) A Justice Leaguer

4) A Star Trek Character

One choice for each category, GO!
February 15, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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can you imagine how fucking annoying it would be to be the like. 12th best person in the world at ski jumping. like you can’t STOP going to the competitions right? but you’re going to get 12th. your mom flew there
February 14, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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It's my birthday, hurrah! For my birthday I'd really love as many shares on this post as we can make happen!

Hi, I'm AK, and I write exceedingly queer books! Feel free to ask me about them!

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The queer books your parents warned you about!
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February 14, 2026 at 7:57 AM
I've almost finished this, and gosh I'm having so much fun! I'm so intrigued by the background world-building.

I'd like more of a balance between staff/prees/naughty Middles (a key feature of the Chalet School imo), but the peril is top notch and I'm definitely up for reading more.
Are you a fan yet? Chaz Brenchley's Crater School books are a perfect recreation of the classic girls' boarding school tales such as the Chalet School series. There's just one twist: the school is on Mars! The first book in the series is Three Twins at the Crater School.
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February 14, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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My dude, for immigrants, trans people and the disabled, the person wandering around with the candle snuffer is you.
February 14, 2026 at 9:20 AM
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I'm just going to say a thing.

What a person looks like is not reflective of their soul. Insulting the appearance of bad people who do bad things as an outcome or indication of their rotten hearts perpetuates the notion that conventional beauty = virtue, a myth that's led to untold human damage.
February 12, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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Wrestling fans are, of course, historically well known for not chanting things once they hear that people don't want them chanting.
February 12, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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*stares at crochet pattern*
oh hey bluesky, if I have something like
-dc30 in Black, dc2 in Cream, dc2tog, dc 5, dc2tog, dc4, dc20 Black
Do we think "dc2tog, dc 5, dc2tog, dc4" is in Cream?
February 12, 2026 at 12:36 PM
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I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it.

I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”

1/
February 11, 2026 at 9:56 PM
No, it wouldn't 😈

We've determined that all string instruments are either guitars, violins, or balalaikas.

Sitars? Guitars
Ukeleles? Violins
Hurdy Gurdies? Balalaikas

Dulcimers, kotos and zithers are balalaikas. Ergo harpsichords are, too.

Me "but pianos are violins"

D "YOU FUCKING MANIAC"
My evening with @lajellybean.bsky.social had devolved into an impassioned argument as to whether a piano is a violin or a balalaika.

It would take far too long to explain.
February 11, 2026 at 11:20 PM
I appreciate that folks love the sports thing, but like, I'm struggling with life after Neighbours, and the sports has ousted House of Games and University Challenge, and honestly, can it just fuck off now?
February 11, 2026 at 12:54 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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genuinely like the most important takeaway from the whole Epstein saga is that there was no group of people with any degree of power (or desire for power) who were morally above it. it's left, right center, it's politics and royalty, it's higher ed, art and science research, no one's hands are clean
February 9, 2026 at 10:32 PM
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If Dustin Clare is willing to come back for it, then YES. FUCKING YES!! PLEASE DO IT. I’M HERE FOR MORE GANNICUS.

He deserves better than what history did to him. Please I’d love to see the pretty bird again @stevendeknight.bsky.social
February 8, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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Dick Tracy cover art by Veronica Fish.
#comics #art
February 6, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Having a cuppa and a knit after exploring the destash market at Left Bank.
February 7, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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I do have a picturebook out . :)
February 3, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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Who filled this trifle cup and was it 4.58 on Friday?
February 6, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran
February 6, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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The General Osteopathy Org of UK has put out a statement that Mandelson’s husband didn’t actually graduate & isn’t a qualified osteopath 🫤 www.osteopathy.org.uk/news-and-res...
Imagine Mandelson is under a lot of stress right now so just as well his husband is a trained osteopath.
February 5, 2026 at 10:58 AM
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Not only do I admire the commitment here but the write up is also very funny:

'now let me talk about farfalle: farfalle is not pasta. farfalle is a design flaw someone decided to mass produce'

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From the Cooking community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the Cooking community
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February 6, 2026 at 12:53 PM
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hey guys, if you studied and were a part of #YourSlipIsShowing, i suggest you watch this. It's important to understanding how & why so many people on here were targeted thru 4chan. That targeting led to years of brutal violence and harassment and some of their deaths.
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True history of 4chan Martin random
YouTube video by UAE EXOTIC FALCONRY & FINANCE
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February 3, 2026 at 5:03 AM