jj
@lajellybean.bsky.social
Word nerd, telly addict, mischief lover.
jj of all trades, master of the universe.
Frivolous and opinionated.
She/her
jj of all trades, master of the universe.
Frivolous and opinionated.
She/her
Woke up this morning and remembered the horses! It was so hard to not immediately wake Dave and yell "HORSES! THERE WERE HORSES!" at him 🤣
Erm... there's horses on the grass at the top of our street... they don't even go here.
I've looked up who to tell, and it seems it's 101, but I've been on hold for ages and I want to go to bed, but I don't want the horses to get injured or cause a crash, so I have to stay on hold, right?
I've looked up who to tell, and it seems it's 101, but I've been on hold for ages and I want to go to bed, but I don't want the horses to get injured or cause a crash, so I have to stay on hold, right?
December 7, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Woke up this morning and remembered the horses! It was so hard to not immediately wake Dave and yell "HORSES! THERE WERE HORSES!" at him 🤣
Erm... there's horses on the grass at the top of our street... they don't even go here.
I've looked up who to tell, and it seems it's 101, but I've been on hold for ages and I want to go to bed, but I don't want the horses to get injured or cause a crash, so I have to stay on hold, right?
I've looked up who to tell, and it seems it's 101, but I've been on hold for ages and I want to go to bed, but I don't want the horses to get injured or cause a crash, so I have to stay on hold, right?
December 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Erm... there's horses on the grass at the top of our street... they don't even go here.
I've looked up who to tell, and it seems it's 101, but I've been on hold for ages and I want to go to bed, but I don't want the horses to get injured or cause a crash, so I have to stay on hold, right?
I've looked up who to tell, and it seems it's 101, but I've been on hold for ages and I want to go to bed, but I don't want the horses to get injured or cause a crash, so I have to stay on hold, right?
We've watched the first two Princess Switch films today, and Dave has bloody loved them, even more than I hoped he would! Can't wait to watch TPS3 with him tomorrow 😁
December 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
We've watched the first two Princess Switch films today, and Dave has bloody loved them, even more than I hoped he would! Can't wait to watch TPS3 with him tomorrow 😁
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
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Obsessed by this now. The article describing the non-existent trailer for the non-existent Last Kingdom sequel could hardly be more AI: the indefinable air of a book review by a pupil who hasn't done the reading but is trying to hide it through florid prose.
December 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Obsessed by this now. The article describing the non-existent trailer for the non-existent Last Kingdom sequel could hardly be more AI: the indefinable air of a book review by a pupil who hasn't done the reading but is trying to hide it through florid prose.
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Wife continues to be relentlessly trolled by announcements about a fake #TheLastKingdom movie.
Daughter: "Where did you see it."
Wife: "Facebook."
Daughter: [rolling eyes] "It's fake."
Daughter: "Where did you see it."
Wife: "Facebook."
Daughter: [rolling eyes] "It's fake."
October 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Wife continues to be relentlessly trolled by announcements about a fake #TheLastKingdom movie.
Daughter: "Where did you see it."
Wife: "Facebook."
Daughter: [rolling eyes] "It's fake."
Daughter: "Where did you see it."
Wife: "Facebook."
Daughter: [rolling eyes] "It's fake."
I'm watching Haul Out the Holly, which appears to be the "heartwarming" tale of an entire town of Christmas Perverts™ banding together to long con Lacey Chabert into boning the town weirdo?
I cannot look away.
I cannot look away.
December 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I'm watching Haul Out the Holly, which appears to be the "heartwarming" tale of an entire town of Christmas Perverts™ banding together to long con Lacey Chabert into boning the town weirdo?
I cannot look away.
I cannot look away.
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This. Not everything has to be for you, you big babies.
I'm super excited for Dawson's Trek. Teen drama? With spaceships?
DELICIOUS
You all can go dark n' gritty over there, kay? There's more than enough light and shade in Trek to keep everyone happy, as long as you're not selfish about it.
I'm super excited for Dawson's Trek. Teen drama? With spaceships?
DELICIOUS
You all can go dark n' gritty over there, kay? There's more than enough light and shade in Trek to keep everyone happy, as long as you're not selfish about it.
God, I’m really upset how much hate I know Starfleet Academy is going to get. It’s Star Trek made for the CW-style crowd, which is PERFECTLY FINE. But because it’s not intended as mass audience aimed mainly at boomer dudes, it’s gonna face so much vitriol. Especially those kid actors. Angers me.
December 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
This. Not everything has to be for you, you big babies.
I'm super excited for Dawson's Trek. Teen drama? With spaceships?
DELICIOUS
You all can go dark n' gritty over there, kay? There's more than enough light and shade in Trek to keep everyone happy, as long as you're not selfish about it.
I'm super excited for Dawson's Trek. Teen drama? With spaceships?
DELICIOUS
You all can go dark n' gritty over there, kay? There's more than enough light and shade in Trek to keep everyone happy, as long as you're not selfish about it.
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North London knows what’s what.
December 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
North London knows what’s what.
I'm not sure, but I think someone might be trying to tell me that it's cold...
December 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I'm not sure, but I think someone might be trying to tell me that it's cold...
I'm sure most people are very excited for the actual fifth docor stories - I'm just delighted the TCB collection will be complete 🤭
"I might regenerate. I don't know. Feels different this time..."
Doctor Who The Collection Season 21 is ANNOUNCED! Seven incredible stories, loads and loads of extras, a hefty collectors booklet and a few surprises. Ready to preorder now!
Doctor Who The Collection Season 21 is ANNOUNCED! Seven incredible stories, loads and loads of extras, a hefty collectors booklet and a few surprises. Ready to preorder now!
December 4, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I'm sure most people are very excited for the actual fifth docor stories - I'm just delighted the TCB collection will be complete 🤭
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Other people: Unicorn Birdo isn't real and can't hurt you!
Unicorn Birdo:
Unicorn Birdo:
December 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Other people: Unicorn Birdo isn't real and can't hurt you!
Unicorn Birdo:
Unicorn Birdo:
Only someone who has never had to negotiate NHS mental health services would claim it's over-diagnosing and over-treating.
I've been mentally ill since my early teens, and getting treatment has been a constant struggle.
I'm probably AuDHD, but I haven't the energy for that diagnosis fight atm.
I've been mentally ill since my early teens, and getting treatment has been a constant struggle.
I'm probably AuDHD, but I haven't the energy for that diagnosis fight atm.
Or maybe diagnosis is at last catching up with the crises so many have been enduring, which have for so long been minimised, dismissed or ignored.
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Wes Streeting orders inquiry into mental health ‘overdiagnosis’
Health secretary wants clinical review of the rise in conditions such as ADHD and autism that cause people to drop out of the workforce
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December 4, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Only someone who has never had to negotiate NHS mental health services would claim it's over-diagnosing and over-treating.
I've been mentally ill since my early teens, and getting treatment has been a constant struggle.
I'm probably AuDHD, but I haven't the energy for that diagnosis fight atm.
I've been mentally ill since my early teens, and getting treatment has been a constant struggle.
I'm probably AuDHD, but I haven't the energy for that diagnosis fight atm.
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SHAME on everyone who has pushed and paid for this. You are not feminists. You are not allies. You KNOWINGLY work with ultra-conservative and far right organisations. SHAME on you.
Also, your daughters think you’re shitheads.
Also, your daughters think you’re shitheads.
The Women's Institute has been forced into excluding trans women too
"Not doing so would leave us at risk of costly legal challenge and potential regulatory action from the Charity Commission. We have a public duty to ensure our charity is not in breach of the law."
www.thewi.org.uk/media-centre...
"Not doing so would leave us at risk of costly legal challenge and potential regulatory action from the Charity Commission. We have a public duty to ensure our charity is not in breach of the law."
www.thewi.org.uk/media-centre...
Press Releases
www.thewi.org.uk
December 3, 2025 at 11:35 AM
SHAME on everyone who has pushed and paid for this. You are not feminists. You are not allies. You KNOWINGLY work with ultra-conservative and far right organisations. SHAME on you.
Also, your daughters think you’re shitheads.
Also, your daughters think you’re shitheads.
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Saw this last night scrolling & was half asleep so didn’t register where.
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Saw this last night scrolling & was half asleep so didn’t register where.
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Was reminded of my very favorite tweet of all time today:
December 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Was reminded of my very favorite tweet of all time today:
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An easy way to explain luddites:
Textile manufacturers brought in machines that could do in an hour what would have taken 12 hours by hand.
And then, tried to keep paying the now 12x more productive workers the same wages as before.
That's it, that was the problem luddites had. Not complex.
Textile manufacturers brought in machines that could do in an hour what would have taken 12 hours by hand.
And then, tried to keep paying the now 12x more productive workers the same wages as before.
That's it, that was the problem luddites had. Not complex.
December 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
An easy way to explain luddites:
Textile manufacturers brought in machines that could do in an hour what would have taken 12 hours by hand.
And then, tried to keep paying the now 12x more productive workers the same wages as before.
That's it, that was the problem luddites had. Not complex.
Textile manufacturers brought in machines that could do in an hour what would have taken 12 hours by hand.
And then, tried to keep paying the now 12x more productive workers the same wages as before.
That's it, that was the problem luddites had. Not complex.
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A song about what cannibals do the morning after a large meal.
A 1994 top 40 hit for Joe Longthorne & Liz Dawn – Passing Strangers
December 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
A song about what cannibals do the morning after a large meal.
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Tag your porn...
December 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Tag your porn...
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My mental health declined pretty badly last wk but some of you asked for more photos like the hunt-the-tiny-owl one I made & I wanted to try to make an advent calendar so:some lovely things that fell off trees & this time a tiny deer stag to find.
Do let me know if you enjoy this & I'll make more 🦌
Do let me know if you enjoy this & I'll make more 🦌
December 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
My mental health declined pretty badly last wk but some of you asked for more photos like the hunt-the-tiny-owl one I made & I wanted to try to make an advent calendar so:some lovely things that fell off trees & this time a tiny deer stag to find.
Do let me know if you enjoy this & I'll make more 🦌
Do let me know if you enjoy this & I'll make more 🦌
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥