Our garden is flippin' Farthing Woods! We've got a grumpy hedgehog, two bats that fly a circuit every night, a fox who patrols the neighbourhood, the odd squirrel, and a whole cacophony of birds for Mist to shout at. It's the best thing, we get so excited when we see the wildlife

Oh dammit, I wish I'd known that! But super useful to know for the future, thank you

Just popped my head out and they've wandered off 😭

Just a bunch of horses on a late night stroll, Steven. Imagine me, having a cig, look over, wait...are there...are there HORSES on our street?

Phew, finally got answer and reported it.

Is it bad that I sort of want to stay up and watch the horse wrangling..?

Obsessed by this now. The article describing the non-existent trailer for the non-existent Last Kingdom sequel could hardly be more AI: the indefinable air of a book review by a pupil who hasn't done the reading but is trying to hide it through florid prose.

AI fan pages producing AI reviews of an AI news story about an AI hallucination based on an AI slop prompt.

How did we get here so quickly? It's fricking nightmarish

I just realised that as Halloween is 10 months after Christmas, and this film is definitely Festive Rosemary's Baby, I can only assume the anti-Kris Kringle will be born in the sequel 😱

The town Craft Czar just lost her shit at being asked to "take out" a Santa suit.

"OH SURE, I'LL JUST MAGICALLY ADD FABRIC!" 😍

Iconic shit

OMG they keep talking about the size of people's nutcrackers 😭

Omg this is just getting better by the minute

These people need to stay the fuck out of Lacey Chabert's vagina

I cannot wait. This is so messed up

It's Egg Nog Eugenics, Boo! They're trying to breed the Uber Christmas Pervert

Urgh. If the only person they're hurting is themselves, then cool beans, sucks to suck - but these days they're ruining it for the rest of us, too.

And as for harassing the actors? RAGE. How dare you