jj
lajellybean.bsky.social
jj
@lajellybean.bsky.social
Word nerd, telly addict, mischief lover.
jj of all trades, master of the universe.

Frivolous and opinionated.

She/her
Erm... there's horses on the grass at the top of our street... they don't even go here.

I've looked up who to tell, and it seems it's 101, but I've been on hold for ages and I want to go to bed, but I don't want the horses to get injured or cause a crash, so I have to stay on hold, right?
December 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I'm not sure, but I think someone might be trying to tell me that it's cold...
December 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
SON OF NEAL!
December 4, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Cackling at the AITA, because I would absolutely do this
November 23, 2025 at 11:54 AM
And BY THE WAY, who is responsible for this abomination? *cough* AI slop *cough*

Love to use a broken latch hook to crochet 🤗

If you're not using four needles to knit flat, what are you even doing? 💅🏻

#GameofWool is such car crash telly. I feel so bad for the contestants.
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
"The former Prince will be moved to a private residence on the Sandringham Estate owned by the King."
November 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Got the outside of the house all decorated and lit up, just waiting for the sun to go down!

Please enjoy my tiny festive mantelpiece

Aaaahhhhh Halloween is so much fun 💜
October 31, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Misty is doing me a help
October 31, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Beeteedubs, how fricking cute are my sweetie buckets?
October 31, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Ahhhh the ancient tradition of Removing Parma Violets From the Sweetie Buckets, So's My House Doesn't Get Egged 🤗

Go on, which of you perverts actually likes PVs? If you want them, I'll post them to you 🤭
October 31, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I am listening to dEUS and doing complicated knitting.

I'm going to my second Stitch Club meeting this evening. What a good day!
October 28, 2025 at 12:57 PM
October 28, 2025 at 10:56 AM
If I inhale it one sitting that counts, right?

This Fucking Monster

Nice Church Lady is always the most visceral type of horror villain imo, and Bev Keane is the Nice Church Lady of nice church ladies *shudder*
October 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Can I get a twofer with yesterday's prompt, please?

Because Veronica Sawyer
October 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Of course, Sam and Dean* are taking very good care of the baby, who is the very antithesis of a vengeful spirit.

He is just baby.
October 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I regret that I must ruin your day by showing you the baby that has arrived at our house

(made by laureltreepottery.co.uk)
October 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I don't think "getting toasted. niiiicely toasted" every time I make toast, but I don't *not* think it either
October 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Oh crikey, I looked up the thread out of curiosity and found this poor soul.

Sitting digesting their protein paste, wondering why crisps even exist 😭
September 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Stick figure solidarity porn? I can do that
September 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Six years since this ridiculous creature moved into our house and stole our hearts. Happy Gotcha Day, Boots
September 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
September 6, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future.
September 3, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Post a random Trek image
August 29, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Looking at the telly and begging Adam Copeland to please drink some water 😭😭😭
August 16, 2025 at 3:13 PM
STRICTLY PROHIBITED
August 15, 2025 at 9:55 AM