Gaz
@gazchap.com
Software engineer (WordPress and Laravel), transport nerd, motorsport fan and wannabe comedian.
Blog: https://gazchap.com
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Blog: https://gazchap.com
WP Plugins: https://profiles.wordpress.org/gazchap/#content-plugins
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Me when I tried Original Source mint & tea tree shower gel for the first time.
Jesus Ma Balles
Venezuela, Catholic Church Records, 1577-2022
Venezuela, Catholic Church Records, 1577-2022
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Me when I tried Original Source mint & tea tree shower gel for the first time.
Where does Harry Potter keep all of the broomsticks he's acquired over his career?
In his cumulonimbus cloud!
In his cumulonimbus cloud!
a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Where does Harry Potter keep all of the broomsticks he's acquired over his career?
In his cumulonimbus cloud!
In his cumulonimbus cloud!
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🚀 NEW MAGAZINE ⌨️
Back in the ’80s there were printed mags of BASIC programs to type in, we’ve brought that back but for web pages!
10 amazing games, toys, puzzles and utilities, no coding knowledge needed
vole.wtf/doctype/
Back in the ’80s there were printed mags of BASIC programs to type in, we’ve brought that back but for web pages!
10 amazing games, toys, puzzles and utilities, no coding knowledge needed
vole.wtf/doctype/
DOCTYPE magazine 🚀⌨️
’80s BASIC type-in mags are back, but this time for HTML!
vole.wtf
November 11, 2025 at 12:01 PM
🚀 NEW MAGAZINE ⌨️
Back in the ’80s there were printed mags of BASIC programs to type in, we’ve brought that back but for web pages!
10 amazing games, toys, puzzles and utilities, no coding knowledge needed
vole.wtf/doctype/
Back in the ’80s there were printed mags of BASIC programs to type in, we’ve brought that back but for web pages!
10 amazing games, toys, puzzles and utilities, no coding knowledge needed
vole.wtf/doctype/
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I don't even understand how you sue big black cocks.
November 11, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I don't even understand how you sue big black cocks.
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Let's play Bucks Name or Name Name
November 7, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Let's play Bucks Name or Name Name
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Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
what the fuck is going on here? 😂
November 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
what the fuck is going on here? 😂
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WORD OF THE DAY.
Excellent.
To give up spreadsheets for forty days.
Excellent.
To give up spreadsheets for forty days.
November 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
WORD OF THE DAY.
Excellent.
To give up spreadsheets for forty days.
Excellent.
To give up spreadsheets for forty days.
Very much a lap cat, is my Ripley.
November 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Very much a lap cat, is my Ripley.
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On this Remembrance Sunday, let us again remember the fallen cover of issue 32 of Amiga Power.
November 9, 2025 at 12:59 PM
On this Remembrance Sunday, let us again remember the fallen cover of issue 32 of Amiga Power.
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A “Cowboy Cassoulet” with smoked sausage, pulled pork, bacon, tomatoes and beans? Go on then.
November 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
A “Cowboy Cassoulet” with smoked sausage, pulled pork, bacon, tomatoes and beans? Go on then.
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My scheduled cleaner didn't arrive last Friday, and was rescheduled to first thing this morning.
Half an hour late so far.
Half an hour late so far.
November 7, 2025 at 9:15 AM
My scheduled cleaner didn't arrive last Friday, and was rescheduled to first thing this morning.
Half an hour late so far.
Half an hour late so far.
Oh, goddamnit. I accidentally dropped my stainless steel spoon into my mixture of butter, flour, milk and nutmeg.
Guess I'm making Bessemer sauce instead.
Guess I'm making Bessemer sauce instead.
November 7, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Oh, goddamnit. I accidentally dropped my stainless steel spoon into my mixture of butter, flour, milk and nutmeg.
Guess I'm making Bessemer sauce instead.
Guess I'm making Bessemer sauce instead.
Impressive, considering how difficult it usually is to take good photos of the voids that are black cats.
Growing concerned that Boo Boo might be the world's most photogenic kitten.
November 7, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Impressive, considering how difficult it usually is to take good photos of the voids that are black cats.
Is there some kind of unwritten law that any music video on YouTube, regardless of when the song was originally released, has to have a load of prats commenting like, "is anyone still listening to this song in <month> <year>?"
November 6, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Is there some kind of unwritten law that any music video on YouTube, regardless of when the song was originally released, has to have a load of prats commenting like, "is anyone still listening to this song in <month> <year>?"
Dang, @techconnectify.bsky.social is gonna have to rename his channel before long. "Dishwashing Connections" perhaps ;)
November 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Dang, @techconnectify.bsky.social is gonna have to rename his channel before long. "Dishwashing Connections" perhaps ;)
Knew exactly where this was going as soon as the beat kicked in 😆
Here's my quick and dirty version of the John Lewis Christmas advert.
November 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Knew exactly where this was going as soon as the beat kicked in 😆
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try again, but harder
November 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
try again, but harder
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The time South Africa gave a medal to previous FIFA wrong’un Sepp Blatter, copying his full name into citation from his recently vandalised Wikipedia page. So there’s previous.
November 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The time South Africa gave a medal to previous FIFA wrong’un Sepp Blatter, copying his full name into citation from his recently vandalised Wikipedia page. So there’s previous.