Gaz
@gazchap.com
Software engineer (WordPress and Laravel), transport nerd, motorsport fan and wannabe comedian.
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"Can you... make some noise, for the one that they call... The Executioner... Andy... CCCCCCCCCCCC!
Oh my fucking gosh... trust me... this one's a stinker!"
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQdI... for the uninitiated)
Oh my fucking gosh... trust me... this one's a stinker!"
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQdI... for the uninitiated)
November 23, 2025 at 12:48 PM
"Can you... make some noise, for the one that they call... The Executioner... Andy... CCCCCCCCCCCC!
Oh my fucking gosh... trust me... this one's a stinker!"
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQdI... for the uninitiated)
Oh my fucking gosh... trust me... this one's a stinker!"
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQdI... for the uninitiated)
Everyone in Shrewsbury is in uproar at the moment about the utter insanity that is a new traffic system and layout around the train station. And quite deservedly so, it's absolute shash and should never have been greenlit.
But, it is also a good reminder of just how bad memories are.
1/3
But, it is also a good reminder of just how bad memories are.
1/3
November 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Everyone in Shrewsbury is in uproar at the moment about the utter insanity that is a new traffic system and layout around the train station. And quite deservedly so, it's absolute shash and should never have been greenlit.
But, it is also a good reminder of just how bad memories are.
1/3
But, it is also a good reminder of just how bad memories are.
1/3
Just one example of her shenanigans one December...
November 14, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Just one example of her shenanigans one December...
"I love it when the birds come a-pecking at me [bugs and bits]..."
November 10, 2025 at 12:18 PM
"I love it when the birds come a-pecking at me [bugs and bits]..."
what the fuck is going on here? 😂
November 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
what the fuck is going on here? 😂
Very much a lap cat, is my Ripley.
November 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Very much a lap cat, is my Ripley.
A “Cowboy Cassoulet” with smoked sausage, pulled pork, bacon, tomatoes and beans? Go on then.
November 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
A “Cowboy Cassoulet” with smoked sausage, pulled pork, bacon, tomatoes and beans? Go on then.
Back home now, phew! Noo, I've only just got my license so even if I fancied a Harley (not really my thing!) they'd be too heavy for me, I think.
So mine's a Suzuki V-Strom:
So mine's a Suzuki V-Strom:
November 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Back home now, phew! Noo, I've only just got my license so even if I fancied a Harley (not really my thing!) they'd be too heavy for me, I think.
So mine's a Suzuki V-Strom:
So mine's a Suzuki V-Strom:
Bloody typical. You wait ages for one air ambulance, and then two turn up at once.
(this almost certainly means that whatever's happened is fucking serious, I hope whoever's involved comes out OK at the end of it all)
(this almost certainly means that whatever's happened is fucking serious, I hope whoever's involved comes out OK at the end of it all)
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Bloody typical. You wait ages for one air ambulance, and then two turn up at once.
(this almost certainly means that whatever's happened is fucking serious, I hope whoever's involved comes out OK at the end of it all)
(this almost certainly means that whatever's happened is fucking serious, I hope whoever's involved comes out OK at the end of it all)
Not often you see these guys land at the end of your street.
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Not often you see these guys land at the end of your street.
Throwback to 2022 when I scared the everloving bejesus out of Jem by secretly waiting on the landing for her dressed like this...
October 31, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Throwback to 2022 when I scared the everloving bejesus out of Jem by secretly waiting on the landing for her dressed like this...
Oh, boy. Time to post my favourite Amazon review.
October 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Oh, boy. Time to post my favourite Amazon review.
Meguts? Is that one of Ftumch’s workmates? ;)
October 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Meguts? Is that one of Ftumch’s workmates? ;)
Well, my new claim to fame is that I am the 6,593rd 1st Dan (I Degree) black belt in ITF taekwon-do here in the UK.
And don't I just look as pleased as punch about it.
And don't I just look as pleased as punch about it.
October 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Well, my new claim to fame is that I am the 6,593rd 1st Dan (I Degree) black belt in ITF taekwon-do here in the UK.
And don't I just look as pleased as punch about it.
And don't I just look as pleased as punch about it.
They’re still at it. No idea why this advert keeps showing in my feed, given my demographic.
Also, it’s just another example of AI being shoehorned into our lives. Well, parents’ lives…
Also, it’s just another example of AI being shoehorned into our lives. Well, parents’ lives…
October 29, 2025 at 7:59 AM
They’re still at it. No idea why this advert keeps showing in my feed, given my demographic.
Also, it’s just another example of AI being shoehorned into our lives. Well, parents’ lives…
Also, it’s just another example of AI being shoehorned into our lives. Well, parents’ lives…
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media
October 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media
As I opened my front door on the way out yesterday morning, this clattered to the ground outside.
I have since been in a constant state of existential terror. Send help.
I have since been in a constant state of existential terror. Send help.
October 24, 2025 at 8:22 AM
As I opened my front door on the way out yesterday morning, this clattered to the ground outside.
I have since been in a constant state of existential terror. Send help.
I have since been in a constant state of existential terror. Send help.
This lovely little beast just got me my full motorcycle licence! Woohoo!
October 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
This lovely little beast just got me my full motorcycle licence! Woohoo!
I've just realised that sometime between December 2024 and June 2025, the "TOYOTA" sunstrip on the windscreen of my GT-Four has disappeared.
I am genuinely baffled. Has it been stolen? Is it somehow stuck to the underside of my car cover? WHERE HAS IT GONE?!
I am genuinely baffled. Has it been stolen? Is it somehow stuck to the underside of my car cover? WHERE HAS IT GONE?!
October 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I've just realised that sometime between December 2024 and June 2025, the "TOYOTA" sunstrip on the windscreen of my GT-Four has disappeared.
I am genuinely baffled. Has it been stolen? Is it somehow stuck to the underside of my car cover? WHERE HAS IT GONE?!
I am genuinely baffled. Has it been stolen? Is it somehow stuck to the underside of my car cover? WHERE HAS IT GONE?!
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover.
Sequel to Fat Of The Land... Twat Of The Sea?
Sequel to Fat Of The Land... Twat Of The Sea?
October 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover.
Sequel to Fat Of The Land... Twat Of The Sea?
Sequel to Fat Of The Land... Twat Of The Sea?
Just a standard Saturday night, I don’t know what you mean.
October 20, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Just a standard Saturday night, I don’t know what you mean.
I’ve posted it plenty of times, but…
October 18, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I’ve posted it plenty of times, but…
Easily the most extravagant footwear purchase I've ever made in my life.
October 16, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Easily the most extravagant footwear purchase I've ever made in my life.