Chris Limb
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Chris Limb
@catmachine.com
Writer, Music, Dreams, Space

#ActuallyAutistic #Neurodivergent They/them

UrbanFantasy MusicBiz novels: http://comeba.co.uk

Hastings based
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In the meantime I've added it to my Redbubble so you can get it on a sticker.
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Vvv vvvv’s Vvvv. Vvvv Vvvv.
- Sweep as James Bond.
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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You also get a free F/F romance short story from my alter ego, Laura Ambrose. I also have a Patreon with more behind the scenes updates. It's pay-what-you-want and helps fund my coffees in my favourite café where I get my best work done! www.patreon.com/c/lauralam
Get more from L.R. Lam / Laura Lam on Patreon
creating novels
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November 11, 2025 at 10:04 AM
The smell of toast made with white bread is incredibly nostalgic for me. During childhood we never had white bread at home but my paternal grandparents did so it always has the associations of a treat or a holiday.
November 11, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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How many trans people have the BBC had on this week discussing the BBC's pro-trans bias?

Zero.
November 11, 2025 at 9:00 AM
This BBC business is an object lesson in how the right wing can never be satisfied. Despite being appallingly biased in favour of the right (just how many times has Farage been on QT?) apparently it wasn't enough.
November 11, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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The BBC has no pro-trans bias. The BBC is appalling on trans issues, just like the rest of the media.
November 11, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I turn my computer on, login, both monitors connect and show the desktop. Then – almost without fail – the extra monitor thinks "oh hang on, I'm suppose to piss them off..." and blinks out. I can only get it to reconnect by unplugging and replugging the HDMI cable in.

And then it works fine.
November 11, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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The Discover tab is like a piranha tank, every post that gets dropped in gets nibbled to the bone
November 11, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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The irony is that I would far rather go and see a play/watch a movie about a young and interesting person coming on board as the director of a 73 year old production (and the Robin Williams comedy-drama about ‘creativity vs authority/tradition that ensues), than go and see The Mousetrap.
November 11, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I managed to get back into reading physical books again after a hiatus. With me I suspect it wasn't too much screen time – when reading a physical book I felt I was wasting time and should be Doing Something. (Of course the same applied to doomscrolling with added self-loathing.)
Too many people have resigned themselves to not reading because they fear they no longer have the focus for it. You only need to limit your screen time for a few days to begin feeling the effects on your brain. I promise you, you are capable of reading books again.
November 10, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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niche but delicious nightmare scenario just dropped
November 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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You cannot separate the current nightmare we now inhabit from the collapse/crisis in how rich, powerful middle-aged men perceive masculinity, especially their own insecurities.
I’m sorry, but a goofy looking guy who grew up a privileged son of a pediatrician and has a phd in social theory from the university of Goethe and started in tech by investing an inheritance left to him by his grandfather talking about being a “dude” is very, very funny to me.
November 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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The symbolism of the richest man in human history being a deeply unsatisfied miserable loser is pretty on the nose.
November 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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This is kind of the point of AI, not to make you believe AI is real, but to disbelieve the real (and not just the Lacanian notion of the real *smug New Yorker reader laugh*)
I spotted this on Mastodon and I find it horrible, not least for the speed with which this has happened.
November 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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I guess I need to apologize to the writers of Alien: Prometheus. it turns out scientists really do touch everything like that
World's biggest spiderweb discovered inside 'Sulfur Cave' with 111,000 arachnids living in pitch black.

www.livescience.com/animals/spid...
November 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.

So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
November 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Unfeasibly warm weather at the unusually becliffed town centre.
November 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I keep hearing phantom notification sounds. No idea what app it is (as I have sound turned off for most of them).
November 8, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Due to a dearth of work the past month I'm going to have to find ways to occupy myself that don't cost money and stamp out my retail therapy habit.

Thankfully I have a huge To Be Read pile of books for a start. as well as numerous To Be Watched shiny discs.

Plus writing costs nothing.
November 8, 2025 at 10:59 AM
We seem to be in a season of mornings that disappear quickly down the plughole of time while evenings last for ages as if the drain's got clogged.
November 8, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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I love this. Their glowing eyes. Their gathering spot. And the phrase, 'popcorn popping sky.'
I turned a corner and, mesmerised by my torch beam, they were motionless for long enough to take a photo. Then they ran towards the popcorn popping sky over the hill (a village firework display). Their ember eyes and the way they’ve gathered under the pole make them seem a little alien.
November 8, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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For those saying James Watson's intellectual brilliance made his bigotry an acceptable trade-off, might I point out (Exhibit A below 👇) that one brain ought to be easily big enough to be a genius AND a decent human being. We don't call bigotry 'small mindedness' for nothing.
"The separation of the races is not a disease of colored people, but a disease of white people. I do not intend to be quiet about it."
~ Albert Einstein
November 8, 2025 at 5:08 AM