Chris Limb
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Chris Limb
@catmachine.com
Writer, Music, Dreams, Space

#ActuallyAutistic #Neurodivergent They/them

UrbanFantasy MusicBiz novels: http://comeba.co.uk

Hastings based
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I finally updated my web site with details of my new novel!

(It's been a while so I had to dig around for the FTP settings.)
Chris Limb: Writer
Chris Limb, author of Comeback and Ghostdance: urban fantasy novels. Sex, drugs, rock'n' roll and the supernatural.
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Well maybe I’ll get something done tomorrow instead.
December 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Of course when I bought these I didn’t think not having a nutcracker would matter. I just got overexcited at the idea of them.
December 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Bridgette Bardot's combination of far right politics with a passion for animal rights fascinated and baffled me when we read about her in French class. But in the years since, the bridge between these positions appears clearer, and shorter.

We see it with Morrissey, with Ger¥a!s, among others...
December 28, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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edgy
December 28, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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It's not that I believe, it's that I believe these people believe, and *I* believe that we need to use every weapon at our disposal
December 28, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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And also Southgate, Charles Holden’s UFO-style tube station which was opened as part of the Piccadilly Line extension on March 31st 1933, becoming an icon of modernist suburbia www.modernism-in-metroland.co.uk/blog/a-ufo-i...
December 28, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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“it is illegal for you not to like me”
This is the logical and inevitable conclusion of the last decade of elite media "free speech" discourse.
December 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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This year's gingerbread station is... Kennington!!
December 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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I sneak in during your hypnogogic visions

uk.bookshop.org/p/books/norm...
December 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
As a child I remember telling my parents I liked my ears being cold and them thinking this was very strange.

I realised today that I still like having cold ears. I wonder if this is some kind of sensory stim?
December 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Did any other long term computer users (since the 80s) find that they started getting RSI in their mouse hand / arm and then when optical mice became widespread it disappeared?
December 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but, Saturday.
December 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Randomly remembered that as a child I thought there were 40,000 people in the world and wrote it in my primary school exercise book as an example of a sentence using the word "people".

"Far more than that" wrote the teacher, although he didn't specify how many.
December 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
How I’m walking out of 2025
December 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I have my keys attached to my belt loops with a chain. (Lost them once; never again!) The problem is whenever I sit on a wooden bench the chain slips through one of the gaps then refuses to come out. Somehow.
December 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Impatiently waiting for opening time.
December 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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If this got more views on YouTube than the actual show, it would make my year.

youtu.be/Y54OJC0FtCs
The Liz Truss Show - Behind the Scenes
YouTube video by Michael Spicer
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Accidentally bought a gluten free Christmas cake. Let’s see what it tastes like.
December 27, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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Such patronising guff - “all the rural people want is to lick off a little of the muddy fox blood from the master of the hunt’s riding boots before offering their youngest daughter to a Freemason dressed as a sex beagle”
December 27, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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Support your local podcaster. They’re up against this huge machine of posh lads, production companies with huge PR budgets, and lazy millionaire comedians. It was once a steam rally, now it’s a car show.
December 27, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Never agreed with “Move your feet, lose your seat.”

If I got up to go to the loo I didn’t expect my chair to have been taken when I returned to the living room*. This was in the days of impromptu gatherings when there were more people than seats.

* unless by a cat
December 27, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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This is a great expression of the thing I keep saying about text-generating algorithms: “Hallucination” isn’t some kind of glitch. ALL their responses are hallucinations. Sometimes they align with reality, sometimes they don’t.
The only thing ChatGPT ever does.
December 27, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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It’s spicy autocorrect.
The only thing ChatGPT ever does.
December 27, 2025 at 9:59 AM