Chris Limb
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Chris Limb
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Writer, Music, Dreams, Space

#ActuallyAutistic #Neurodivergent They/them

UrbanFantasy MusicBiz novels: http://comeba.co.uk

Hastings based
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In the meantime I've added it to my Redbubble so you can get it on a sticker.
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I'm sorry to do this yet again, but I really need help.

I require an urgent colonoscopy, which has to be done privately. That costs money, which I don't have.

If you could possibly see your way clear to reposting or donating, I would be most grateful.

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Hi, Robin Gill here, aka NeverFadingWood on Bluesky.I am a disabled teacher/translator living in Poland. I'm currently working as much as I can, but recently my disability benefit ended, so I'm catast...
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November 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
One problem with getting everywhere 10 mins early Just In Case arises when the bus I’m trying to catch runs every 10 mins.
November 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I worry that I’m being over sensitive or precious when I get upset by people using “on the spectrum” as a casual insult or descriptor.
November 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
12 days to go until the book launch for my next novel Ghostdance, another #MusicBiz #UrbanFantasy.

On Thu 27 Nov from 7pm, Hastingers will be able to come along to 1200 Postcards in Queen's Road to buy copies and hear me read from it.
November 15, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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It's that time of year again. Please spread the word.

1. In your weekly shop, buy an extra advent calendar

2. Donate it to your local food bank or food collection

3. Share a photo on social media using #AdventAid

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November 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Even though I know that by “Grilled Cheese” people mean cheese on toast or a toastie, my brain insists on imagining slabs of raw cheddar alone under the grill, melting.
November 15, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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I block people who just quote one of my posts without adding anything. No bitch you don’t get to harvest likes that way, I will not allow it.
September 16, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Right. I think. No work today so I can get self admin in.

*turns on computer*

*computer greyscreens for ages*

Enormous sigh.
November 15, 2025 at 10:56 AM
The way techbros completely miss the point of cautionary speculative fiction demonstrates an astounding lack of any depth.

You just know that if they’d been around in the 1950s their takeaway from Orwell’s 1984 would have been to invent the telescreen.
November 15, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Absolutely this, plus another thing about the far right is that they are NEVER satisfied. Ignoring their demands is the only logical course.
The far right aren’t bothered about the finer points of asylum rules they simply want NO people of colour to be in their field of vision at any time, and Shabana that means you. Trying to capitulate like this achieves NOTHING other than contributing more to the climate of hate.
November 15, 2025 at 10:29 AM
The “Pet” in “Pet Hate” makes it sound like something you nurture, feed and keep safe and would miss if it was gone.
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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reject horseshoe theory, embrace bastion theory!

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'the left and the far right are the same. horseshoe. 😏'

if that were true we'd team up and you 'centrists' would never be in power. we also wouldn't constantly be pissed off at you 'centrists' pandering to the far right bcos in doing so you'd also be pandering to us.

see how silly you sound?
November 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Have you ever seen something tiny – the size of a grain of sand – leap into position on the floor or work surface. However when you look at it closely, it was turns out to be a mark (or a burn) that had been there all along.

Shows just how much of the world our brains make up on the spot.
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Oh, so they changed Jira again so I can’t find all the settings I need to create boards. Great!

Plus there’s an “AI” now embedded. FFS.
November 14, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming by the perimeter fence day to all who celebrate. A solemn 30 second screaming before vanishing will take place at 11am.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Across the internet the preponderance of obvious, lowest common denominator GenAI content is becoming sickening. Using social media is like walking down a street covered with dog turds. You have to look carefully no matter disgusting the sight is.
November 14, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Also – if I am actually invited but can’t come on this particular occasion that Doesn’t Mean I never want to go. You can invite me again (they usually seem to interpret ”Not Today” to mean “Never” and don’t).
Ok I Hurt my Feelings #rsd #rejectionsensitivity #neurodivergentcommunity #autisticcommunication
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November 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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He's already earning £159k per year from his salary for the job he was (narrowly) elected to do. That's more than five times what I earn. I think if I was earning that sort of money I wouldn't need to abandon everything good and right for an extra chunk of money from cunts.
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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Happy Fenton Day to all who celebrate. Jesus Christ, fourteen years.

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JESUS CHRIST IN RICHMOND PARK: ORIGINAL UPLOAD
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November 13, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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The first rule of Crossword Club: tank told it's messed up to keep mum about (4,4) Crossword Club.
November 13, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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Can none of these millionaires sex criminals write in full sentences? Have you heard of paragraphs? Punctuation? No wonder ChatGPT sounds like a genius to these clowns.
November 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Slightly frustrated by audiobooks that seem to have chapter breaks at random places rather than matching the book’s actual chapters.

I don’t know when to stop listening.
November 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
When there isn’t a cliff to worry about I get the annoying “but what if I inexplicably flung myself into traffic?”thoughts.

(Apparently this is known as the “Call of the Void” and is pretty common.)
November 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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did not expect the site of Thomas Beckett’s murder to be memorialized in a fashion that is quite so fucking metal
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Managed to briefly lose my headphones while actually looking at them. A new low for me.
November 12, 2025 at 12:59 PM