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I forgot to post this photo of a local pub whose wholehearted commitment to commemorating Remembrance Sunday extended to erecting a Cenotaph on the roof
November 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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This is gnawing away at me, but I don’t think they would be keen to have my feedback.
November 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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where to start
November 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Talking to a René on one of the apps, and being an 80s child is ruining it.
November 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Shabana Mahmood on the BBC this morning talking about desperate people fleeing war and persecution as being given a "golden ticket" and "handouts" and saying she's got a "moral mission" to take them away from them

Indistinguishable from the rhetoric of Reform www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/shabana-ma...
Shabana Mahmood and the Politics of Extortion
Labour's strategy of telling its supporters to back Reform-style policies, or get a Reform Government, is the politics of the protection racket and it is not going to work
www.adambienkov.co.uk
November 16, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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👇
November 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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what
November 16, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Goodness me, I stayed up late reading and it’s already Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming by the Perimeter Fence Day. Hope you’ve all been good this year!
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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If you want a picture of the future, imagine Labour frontbenchers going into Greggs and ordering eight sausage rolls - for ever.
November 14, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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"What is certain, and felt instinctively by almost everybody, is that things cannot go on in their present way" – The Times, May 1975

“It is difficult to imagine a previous period when such an all-pervasive hopelessness was exhibited at all levels of British life” – Professor Stephen Haseler, 1975
November 14, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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Increasingly likely that "all pain, no gain" will be the title of the post-mortem of this government.
November 14, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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the weird rich dude that’s trying to live forever has suddenly gotten into mushrooms and is questioning his entire life now if you were wondering how that was going
November 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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he’s on drugs in this one, yes? like it has to be drugs
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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In December 2018, Epstein wrote about Trump: “I am the one able to take him down.”
Eight months later, Epstein was found dead in a prison run by the Trump administration.
Weird coincidence.
November 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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The president will discuss the economy, but he will also provide important updates about Hannibal Lecter's dinner plans and Arnold Palmer's substantial penis. Additionally, his team of military physicians will reveal the record-setting results of his latest cognitive testing.
November 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao

x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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I love this.
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Excellent 12-part Byline Times thread bringing together and linking to evidence of collusion between conflict-of-interests BBC hierarchy and external forces aligned with Trump.

Many names and organisations implicated in plotting to undermine, perhaps bring down the BBC - maybe even a takeover plot?
🧵On our revelations today about the BBC Coup and the Prescott Dossier.

The leaked ‘BBC Bias’ memo Trump used to attack the BBC was authored by Michael Prescott — a Hanover lobbyist paid by US tech/media giants tied to Trump. Full story: bylinetimes.com/2025/11/11/b... 1/12
'BBC Bias' Memo Was Authored by Lobbyist Tied to Pro-Trump Tech Giants
The leaked memo that fuelled Trump’s attack on the BBC was written by a lobbyist at a firm paid by US tech giants tied to the President
bylinetimes.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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This is a big leap for AI. Being able to do a Michael Caine impression is the fundamental ability which defines all humanity.
Matthew McConaughey and Michael Caine have inked deals for AI-generated versions of their voices with ElevenLabs
November 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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This one made me laugh
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Check out Cliff, double-deniming it
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM