Jonny Deane
@jondeane.io
London based creative tech person and theatre nerd. Queer AF. Hablo un poco de español. Crumbs on his jacketses.
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They're finally cottoning on to that blaming millennials won't stick anymore, so now it's all "progressives" fault.
Here is a political lesson progressives need to learn, and fast: British pubs are crucial | Simon Jenkins
Here is a political lesson progressives need to learn, and fast: British pubs are crucial | Simon Jenkins
The hard right has cottoned on to the significance of the local inn – and its opponents better follow suit, says Guardian columnist Simon Jenkins
www.theguardian.com
February 5, 2026 at 6:43 PM
They're finally cottoning on to that blaming millennials won't stick anymore, so now it's all "progressives" fault.
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I've had direct interactions with Prince Andrew, Peter Mandelson and Richard Branson. I'm so happy that I absolutely have no value to any of these people that would get me invited to anything.
Your "Epstein Number" is the number of hops between you and someone sending a chummy email to notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein
February 5, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I've had direct interactions with Prince Andrew, Peter Mandelson and Richard Branson. I'm so happy that I absolutely have no value to any of these people that would get me invited to anything.
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Well Compensated Pundit In “If The Facts Don’t Support The Discourse, That’s The Fault of The Facts” Shocker
February 5, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Well Compensated Pundit In “If The Facts Don’t Support The Discourse, That’s The Fault of The Facts” Shocker
Oof. Just watched the Xfinity Jurassic Park ad and now I need to vomit.
February 4, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Oof. Just watched the Xfinity Jurassic Park ad and now I need to vomit.
Fuck it. Going to McDonalds.
February 4, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Fuck it. Going to McDonalds.
I love BlueSky. You say something and then someone responds with a shouting maniacal version of what you just said.
February 4, 2026 at 3:11 PM
I love BlueSky. You say something and then someone responds with a shouting maniacal version of what you just said.
My memory might be failing me, but I'm pretty sure they just did nothing then won by default.
Oh yeah, about two weeks before the election they did publicly court transphobes for no reason. But that didn't help them.
Oh yeah, about two weeks before the election they did publicly court transphobes for no reason. But that didn't help them.
Keir Starmer: "Morgan McSweeney is an essential part of my team. He helped me change the Labour Party and win the election. Of course I have confidence in him."
February 4, 2026 at 2:39 PM
My memory might be failing me, but I'm pretty sure they just did nothing then won by default.
Oh yeah, about two weeks before the election they did publicly court transphobes for no reason. But that didn't help them.
Oh yeah, about two weeks before the election they did publicly court transphobes for no reason. But that didn't help them.
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"My Jeffrey Epstein-branded sweatshirt has people asking a lot of questions which, now I come to think of it, are entirely reasonable."
February 4, 2026 at 1:59 PM
"My Jeffrey Epstein-branded sweatshirt has people asking a lot of questions which, now I come to think of it, are entirely reasonable."
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let me tell you this: margaret thatcher would not have stood by peter mandelson for being friends with jeffrey epstein!
she would have befriended epstein *herself*, had home over to christmas dinner several times, and knighted him against official advice!
she would have befriended epstein *herself*, had home over to christmas dinner several times, and knighted him against official advice!
September 9, 2025 at 7:26 AM
let me tell you this: margaret thatcher would not have stood by peter mandelson for being friends with jeffrey epstein!
she would have befriended epstein *herself*, had home over to christmas dinner several times, and knighted him against official advice!
she would have befriended epstein *herself*, had home over to christmas dinner several times, and knighted him against official advice!
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Peter Mandelson Will Return In Avengers: Doomsday
February 4, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Peter Mandelson Will Return In Avengers: Doomsday
Hahahaha.
Palestine Action protesters not guilty of defence firm burglary
The group are cleared of aggravated burglary over the alleged raid at an Elbit Systems warehouse.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 4, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Hahahaha.
The thing is, the USA is the greatest country on earth.
One by one, Europeans mentioned in the Epstein files who still hold political office are beginning to resign or are being forced out of office.
Meanwhile, ruled by an administration almost entirely made up of Epstein associates, the US carries on as if nothing really happened.
Meanwhile, ruled by an administration almost entirely made up of Epstein associates, the US carries on as if nothing really happened.
February 4, 2026 at 12:24 PM
The thing is, the USA is the greatest country on earth.
Someone describing themselves on Grindr as "discreet black bottom" and my mind instantly follows with "bam-ba-lam".
February 4, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Someone describing themselves on Grindr as "discreet black bottom" and my mind instantly follows with "bam-ba-lam".
Over the past few years the FT has basically become the only good UK paper.
We're delighted to announce that Nigella Lawson is joining FT Weekend's food & drink pages as a columnist.
Her first monthly column will appear in FT Weekend Magazine on April 4. Until then, you can read what she has already written for the FT here ft.trib.al/Vg2IlEI
Her first monthly column will appear in FT Weekend Magazine on April 4. Until then, you can read what she has already written for the FT here ft.trib.al/Vg2IlEI
February 4, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Over the past few years the FT has basically become the only good UK paper.
Wes is fucking loving this.
Streeting says Labour members feel ‘bitterly’ betrayed by Mandelson revelations in Epstein scandal – UK politics live
Streeting says Labour members feel ‘bitterly’ betrayed by Mandelson revelations in Epstein scandal – UK politics live
Health secretary says ‘You can see the outrage across the political spectrum and from people up and down our country’
www.theguardian.com
February 4, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Wes is fucking loving this.
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For your reassurance, here's the Fallen London AI Transparency Statement and the portion of the Steam page which states that we're making Mandrake by hand.
We don't use generative AI. <3
We don't use generative AI. <3
February 4, 2026 at 10:05 AM
For your reassurance, here's the Fallen London AI Transparency Statement and the portion of the Steam page which states that we're making Mandrake by hand.
We don't use generative AI. <3
We don't use generative AI. <3
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Hot Take: Mandy should have listened to Epstein more.
February 4, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Hot Take: Mandy should have listened to Epstein more.
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Devastatingly sad.
Every Labour MP should be forced to read this. In fact, every MP, who rushed back to Parliament to vote to save one steel mill, whilst hastening the collapse of dozens of universities - and harming the students, staff, communities and economies universities sustain and support
Every Labour MP should be forced to read this. In fact, every MP, who rushed back to Parliament to vote to save one steel mill, whilst hastening the collapse of dozens of universities - and harming the students, staff, communities and economies universities sustain and support
'When it opened, the campus housed a GP surgery and a new dental clinic offering free treatment to local people. This was followed later by the forum – a library and art gallery shared by the university and local people.' 1/2
‘If I think about what this means, I want to cry’: what happens when a city loses its university?
When Essex University’s Southend campus opened, it was a message of hope for a ‘left behind’ UK seaside town. Its closure will be felt far beyond its 800 students, some of whom will not get their degr...
www.theguardian.com
February 4, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Devastatingly sad.
Every Labour MP should be forced to read this. In fact, every MP, who rushed back to Parliament to vote to save one steel mill, whilst hastening the collapse of dozens of universities - and harming the students, staff, communities and economies universities sustain and support
Every Labour MP should be forced to read this. In fact, every MP, who rushed back to Parliament to vote to save one steel mill, whilst hastening the collapse of dozens of universities - and harming the students, staff, communities and economies universities sustain and support
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Ive watched this about 100 times.
This is why the internet was invented.
Right here.
Peak content.
This is why the internet was invented.
Right here.
Peak content.
February 4, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Ive watched this about 100 times.
This is why the internet was invented.
Right here.
Peak content.
This is why the internet was invented.
Right here.
Peak content.
Time for the Travel Lodge.
Andrew moves out of Royal Lodge home
The former prince left Royal Lodge on Monday night and is living in a temporary property on the Sandringham Estate.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 3, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Time for the Travel Lodge.
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“You can’t just block everyone you disagree with” sweetheart, I’m a leftist, I block people I agree with.
February 3, 2026 at 9:02 PM
“You can’t just block everyone you disagree with” sweetheart, I’m a leftist, I block people I agree with.
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a distressingly common bluesky experience is posting “This is conspiratorial nonsense” and having many people respond with, essentially, “ok but I believe it”
February 3, 2026 at 7:20 PM
a distressingly common bluesky experience is posting “This is conspiratorial nonsense” and having many people respond with, essentially, “ok but I believe it”