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insult to life itself
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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true
October 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Descartes gave us all the tools we need to survive in an era of misinformation. Simply begin with the understanding that you are real but everything else is fairly likely to be the cruel games of a demon sent to torment you specifically.
June 30, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Infinite love and support to the people of Iran and Palestine and anywhere else on earth unfortunate enough to be caught in the stupid, bloodthirsty gaze of America and Israel
June 22, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Sometimes, Uni becomes a rectangle
June 16, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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fucking obliterated from orbit by this guy on okcupid
June 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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It is really really sinking in for me the degree to which LLMs are the ultimate expression of right wing anti-intellectualism. Its proponents are literally mocking the idea that anyone would ever want to learn anything, know anything, develop any actual skill, or have a thought of their own.
June 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Just walkmogged some waitcucks at a traffic light’s pedestrian crossing. Enjoy the cold, dears - I’ll be over here, fifteen steps ahead of you and in touch with my city’s heartbeat
June 13, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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Bet all those people who said Suetonius was making shit up "because emperors didn't really act that way" are feeling pretty fucking stupid tonight
June 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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a friend of mine shared this ai-generated "emotion wheel" and unfortunately i have been laughing my ass off at it for like 15 minutes now. today i am feeling Fnliinneon
June 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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June 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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June 5, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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A Portuguese trader arriving in a Jesuit port in Nagasaki, 1581.
As well he should
May 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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If you load this page it contacts 82 IP addresses executing 256 separate HTTP transactions to download 18MB of data writing 64 cookies to your device to tell you “no”
May 24, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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My plans for a major retail emporium are being threatend by wholesalers who won't let me steal the stock.
May 24, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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Get you a girl whose keening wail can be heard from across the bog, an omen of things to come
May 24, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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The sentence that impressed me that English is a really beautiful language is "This shit is so ass"
May 16, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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i call this tavernmaxxing where I add some medieval ambiance and listen to four podcasts at once at a low volume
May 17, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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looking at guys from the ars goetia
May 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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if I get an email from an @xmail account, I'm sending you a phishing scam and a virus
Elon Musk says they're working on a Gmail rival called Xmail 📩
December 17, 2024 at 1:23 PM
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The kids won't remember but many liberals justified the Iraq war on humanitarian grounds - and denounced those who didn't as lacking in, well, humanitarianism, and you can predict precisely where all these people are on the humanitarian issue of the moment
May 16, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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The fbi was actually established as a scheme so that people could have jobs which only entailed watching Italian Americans live their weird lives
May 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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happy mother’s day
May 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
May 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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lsoing my mind rn
May 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM