surgeon general ourumov
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Don’t go into the long grass!
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Could a person with depression do this?! (grimly goes about activities of daily living)
December 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Could a person with depression do this?! (grimly goes about activities of daily living)
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Okay I know this is a very late entry but: I *loved* the mechanical elephant at Nantes. I shrieked out loud. It was such a moment of like... awe, wonder, delight, and I felt... a very different effect than seeing it on a screen? If that makes any sense?
December 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Okay I know this is a very late entry but: I *loved* the mechanical elephant at Nantes. I shrieked out loud. It was such a moment of like... awe, wonder, delight, and I felt... a very different effect than seeing it on a screen? If that makes any sense?
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Can we PLEASE try to effect socialism without inconveniencing me for the good of other people
December 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Can we PLEASE try to effect socialism without inconveniencing me for the good of other people
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.001 milliseconds after it dawns on me that I’ve been ignoring/supporting a genocide: most important thing now is no scolding about this
July 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
.001 milliseconds after it dawns on me that I’ve been ignoring/supporting a genocide: most important thing now is no scolding about this
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its time to admit once and for all that we are a dogshit country run by dogshit people who are cheered on by dogshit people. to the extent there are many people who actually aren't dogshit, not only dont they matter at all, they are actively the enemy
June 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
its time to admit once and for all that we are a dogshit country run by dogshit people who are cheered on by dogshit people. to the extent there are many people who actually aren't dogshit, not only dont they matter at all, they are actively the enemy
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Which, by the way, he was against the whole time. The smiles were to help bear the pain. news.sky.com/story/former...
Former Biden official Matthew Miller Israel has 'without doubt' committed war crimes in Gaza
In a wide-ranging interview for Sky News' Trump 100 podcast, Matthew Miller also said if he was "outside of government" he would have preferred a "better candidate" for the 2024 presidential election ...
news.sky.com
June 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Which, by the way, he was against the whole time. The smiles were to help bear the pain. news.sky.com/story/former...
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Standing up for the silent majority of voters who celebrate and treasure their right as Americans to owe $11,000 for getting rushed to the hospital on one of the worst days of their lives. It's called "being moderate" and it's how you win elections.
NEW: Gov Jared Polis (D) has vetoed a bill banning surprise billing by ambulance companies. The bill passed the Colorado legislature by *unanimous* votes in both chambers. #copolitics
May 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Standing up for the silent majority of voters who celebrate and treasure their right as Americans to owe $11,000 for getting rushed to the hospital on one of the worst days of their lives. It's called "being moderate" and it's how you win elections.
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Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
May 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
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Everyone responsible for this needs to be in prison. Disregard any candidate not willing to run on doing this explicitly.
Rümeysa Öztürk, Tufts student held by Ice, released from Louisiana jail
“She has been imprisoned [45] days for simply writing an op-ed that called for human rights and dignity for the people in Palestine.”
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
“She has been imprisoned [45] days for simply writing an op-ed that called for human rights and dignity for the people in Palestine.”
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Rümeysa Öztürk, Tufts student held by Ice, released from Louisiana jail
PhD student arrested in March for political speech released on Friday after federal judge’s ruling
www.theguardian.com
May 10, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Everyone responsible for this needs to be in prison. Disregard any candidate not willing to run on doing this explicitly.
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Met a girl from 4chan who flirtatiously asks to take my 'measurements.' I giggle and assent. She whips out a pair of calipers.
March 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Met a girl from 4chan who flirtatiously asks to take my 'measurements.' I giggle and assent. She whips out a pair of calipers.
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How is it possible that baby Ume keeps getting cuter? 🍉 This fuzzy little watermelon is just ten days old and had some zoomies today while trying to nurse from mom behind the scenes. Watch until the end to see 900-pound Yuna roll over so her playful tapir calf can nurse. Such a good mom! 🩷
February 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
How is it possible that baby Ume keeps getting cuter? 🍉 This fuzzy little watermelon is just ten days old and had some zoomies today while trying to nurse from mom behind the scenes. Watch until the end to see 900-pound Yuna roll over so her playful tapir calf can nurse. Such a good mom! 🩷
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I think that acts of bravery and solidarity like this can and will add up
February 7, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I think that acts of bravery and solidarity like this can and will add up
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They wanted to kill Palestinians so bad they let all this stuff happen rather than stop or even promise to stop
January 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
They wanted to kill Palestinians so bad they let all this stuff happen rather than stop or even promise to stop
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"Every Sunday, Cornelius Ticketmaster IV drives his Lincoln Navigator nine blocks to check in with his son, Prestige, a DJ and bumfight promoter who lives in a former hospital that the family bought in 2017 and turned into a 'cryptocurrency supper club.' But now, Corn says, it's not in the budget."
January 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
"Every Sunday, Cornelius Ticketmaster IV drives his Lincoln Navigator nine blocks to check in with his son, Prestige, a DJ and bumfight promoter who lives in a former hospital that the family bought in 2017 and turned into a 'cryptocurrency supper club.' But now, Corn says, it's not in the budget."
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my biggest 2024 breakthrough: discovering that scarecrows aren't real. crops are just SO much easier to steal now. i used to pull up one or two turnips and run off, but i'm not scared anymore. the only challenge ahead of me in 2025 is to keep from eating so many turnips i give myself a stomach ache
January 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
my biggest 2024 breakthrough: discovering that scarecrows aren't real. crops are just SO much easier to steal now. i used to pull up one or two turnips and run off, but i'm not scared anymore. the only challenge ahead of me in 2025 is to keep from eating so many turnips i give myself a stomach ache
The fact that Haines did not hit his hip here and immediately after got both legs in and nearly scored is incredible
December 23, 2024 at 3:53 AM
The fact that Haines did not hit his hip here and immediately after got both legs in and nearly scored is incredible
Muggsy Bogues and Rodney Mullen should be included in every list of the greatest athletes
December 4, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Muggsy Bogues and Rodney Mullen should be included in every list of the greatest athletes
big win for Lucas Byrd there #allstarclassic
November 17, 2024 at 2:02 AM
big win for Lucas Byrd there #allstarclassic
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The New York Times and CNN this week
November 9, 2024 at 6:48 PM
The New York Times and CNN this week