gilbert
@shutupgil.bsky.social
dirtbag chicagoan. mediocre bartender. jack of all posts.
he/him
he/him
the best hot dogs in chicago come from home depot
February 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
the best hot dogs in chicago come from home depot
Democrats when president: “We cannot make any meaningful changes to anything. i’m sorry, our hands are tied.”
Republicans when president: “lmao i’m gonna delete the FAA”
Republicans when president: “lmao i’m gonna delete the FAA”
February 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Democrats when president: “We cannot make any meaningful changes to anything. i’m sorry, our hands are tied.”
Republicans when president: “lmao i’m gonna delete the FAA”
Republicans when president: “lmao i’m gonna delete the FAA”
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I got the Luigi Mangione manifesto. The real one, not the forgery circulating online. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/luigis-man...
Luigi's Manifesto
Exclusive: read Luigi Mangione's 262-word manifesto on the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 10, 2024 at 8:51 PM
I got the Luigi Mangione manifesto. The real one, not the forgery circulating online. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/luigis-man...
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Corporate media: “the manifesto! the ravings of a madman, twisted and incomprehensible”
The manifesto: “UHC is almost as big as Amazon but all it does is take your money and then not use it to pay your doctors? Uhhh why don’t we just fucking kill these people”
The manifesto: “UHC is almost as big as Amazon but all it does is take your money and then not use it to pay your doctors? Uhhh why don’t we just fucking kill these people”
December 11, 2024 at 12:33 PM
Corporate media: “the manifesto! the ravings of a madman, twisted and incomprehensible”
The manifesto: “UHC is almost as big as Amazon but all it does is take your money and then not use it to pay your doctors? Uhhh why don’t we just fucking kill these people”
The manifesto: “UHC is almost as big as Amazon but all it does is take your money and then not use it to pay your doctors? Uhhh why don’t we just fucking kill these people”
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me: the blue shell only hits the person in first
alien that’s been on earth for 30 min: how do you drift
alien that’s been on earth for 30 min: how do you drift
December 2, 2024 at 2:44 AM
me: the blue shell only hits the person in first
alien that’s been on earth for 30 min: how do you drift
alien that’s been on earth for 30 min: how do you drift
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People scared of violent crime in 2024 are such babies. Back in the day things were so bad we used to have to wear Action Jeans just in case a random karate fight broke out
December 1, 2024 at 5:09 PM
People scared of violent crime in 2024 are such babies. Back in the day things were so bad we used to have to wear Action Jeans just in case a random karate fight broke out
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life
theonion.com/man-getting-...
theonion.com/man-getting-...
November 28, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life
theonion.com/man-getting-...
theonion.com/man-getting-...
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If we want better fashion culture in the US, we have to lower the cost of housing and commercial real estate, support independent craftspeople, build denser neighborhoods, improve walkability, and get rid of overly restrictive zoning laws. Let kook culture thrive.
November 27, 2024 at 6:44 AM
If we want better fashion culture in the US, we have to lower the cost of housing and commercial real estate, support independent craftspeople, build denser neighborhoods, improve walkability, and get rid of overly restrictive zoning laws. Let kook culture thrive.
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Instead, we should look to history, path dependency, institutional structures, politics, and economics. For Tokyo, I think urban planning—walkability, mixed use neighborhoods, affordable real estate—all contribute to the richer media and commercial systems that feed into culture.
November 27, 2024 at 6:44 AM
Instead, we should look to history, path dependency, institutional structures, politics, and economics. For Tokyo, I think urban planning—walkability, mixed use neighborhoods, affordable real estate—all contribute to the richer media and commercial systems that feed into culture.
put the Rizzler in the title match, you cowards
November 23, 2024 at 11:31 PM
put the Rizzler in the title match, you cowards
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Between Bluek*y, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tommy needy drinky.
November 23, 2024 at 6:01 AM
Between Bluek*y, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tommy needy drinky.
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Well, now I know we made the right decisions
November 22, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Well, now I know we made the right decisions
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if grown adults want to sing along at the three hour cgi disney musical i am fine with it because i will not be there
November 22, 2024 at 10:33 PM
if grown adults want to sing along at the three hour cgi disney musical i am fine with it because i will not be there
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Hang tight folks, we are not ready yet to do the damn thing. But for the benefit of those new to it, every holiday season we (lovingly) attack this site with generosity, signal boosting, whatever you are able to do. $50k in wishes granted last year. Will be a fantastic test of the heart of this app
November 22, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Hang tight folks, we are not ready yet to do the damn thing. But for the benefit of those new to it, every holiday season we (lovingly) attack this site with generosity, signal boosting, whatever you are able to do. $50k in wishes granted last year. Will be a fantastic test of the heart of this app
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democrats are like “we did a bunch of weak sauce means-tested technocratic bullshit that nobody even noticed and then we didn’t even get any credit for it”
November 22, 2024 at 4:18 AM
democrats are like “we did a bunch of weak sauce means-tested technocratic bullshit that nobody even noticed and then we didn’t even get any credit for it”
i spent most of WoW: Cataclysm leveling up crafting professions and i'm starting to think i should just take the same approach IRL.
I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
November 22, 2024 at 6:30 PM
i spent most of WoW: Cataclysm leveling up crafting professions and i'm starting to think i should just take the same approach IRL.
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different viewpoints like what
Why are Trump supporters not wanted ? You dont have to follow them. You can block them. You can filter words. Don’t you want @bsky.app to have all perspectives ? I certainly do.
As long as it’s civil. Why not welcome different viewpoints ?
As long as it’s civil. Why not welcome different viewpoints ?
I don't understand Trump supporters. Why come where you are not wanted. It's odd. Witness me syndrome in the worst way.
November 21, 2024 at 11:54 AM
different viewpoints like what
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This motherfucker really wants us to believe he has three jobs running major companies and now dealing with government inefficiency and all he does is post
November 22, 2024 at 3:14 AM
This motherfucker really wants us to believe he has three jobs running major companies and now dealing with government inefficiency and all he does is post
Snow Greco-Roman would be dope
What sport should we play more of in the snow?
Snow basketball?
Snow baseball?
Snow cricket?
Snow beach volleyball?
Snow basketball?
Snow baseball?
Snow cricket?
Snow beach volleyball?
November 22, 2024 at 3:22 AM
Snow Greco-Roman would be dope
you gotta have a lot of balls to be the only logo on the coachella poster
November 22, 2024 at 2:18 AM
you gotta have a lot of balls to be the only logo on the coachella poster
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If you are a trans person in Illinois arrested, harassed, or discriminated against for using a public bathroom, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com.
November 21, 2024 at 3:42 AM
If you are a trans person in Illinois arrested, harassed, or discriminated against for using a public bathroom, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com.
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My 6yo asked me tonight if we would go to jail for helping refugees in Chicago.
Last year we had scores of people come through our house to cook, bathe, & wash clothes over the course of 2 months. We got to know many people & still keep in contact with a few families.
This is a terror campaign
Last year we had scores of people come through our house to cook, bathe, & wash clothes over the course of 2 months. We got to know many people & still keep in contact with a few families.
This is a terror campaign
November 21, 2024 at 1:39 AM
My 6yo asked me tonight if we would go to jail for helping refugees in Chicago.
Last year we had scores of people come through our house to cook, bathe, & wash clothes over the course of 2 months. We got to know many people & still keep in contact with a few families.
This is a terror campaign
Last year we had scores of people come through our house to cook, bathe, & wash clothes over the course of 2 months. We got to know many people & still keep in contact with a few families.
This is a terror campaign
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American railroads will treat the absolute dumbest and most archaic shit as normal to avoid having to add electrification, Exhibit No. 23174b. #StopBurningStuff
It has snowed in Chicago and YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! Time to remind everyone that we light our train tracks on fire to prevent the switches from freezing.
November 21, 2024 at 9:06 PM
American railroads will treat the absolute dumbest and most archaic shit as normal to avoid having to add electrification, Exhibit No. 23174b. #StopBurningStuff
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With the influx of new users it’s more important than ever to avoid contracting “Threads Brain.” If you feel the urge to post “Thirty times Marvel won the internet 🧵👇” or notice strange behaviors like quoting a CNN article and saying “This.” please log out and seek immediate treatment
whenever I accidentally open threads from instagram it looks like the fake social media app they put into a city builder. "Wow, I love the mayor's new policy!" sims-ass website
November 21, 2024 at 1:57 PM
With the influx of new users it’s more important than ever to avoid contracting “Threads Brain.” If you feel the urge to post “Thirty times Marvel won the internet 🧵👇” or notice strange behaviors like quoting a CNN article and saying “This.” please log out and seek immediate treatment