gilbert
@shutupgil.bsky.social
dirtbag chicagoan. mediocre bartender. jack of all posts.
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the best hot dogs in chicago come from home depot
February 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
the best hot dogs in chicago come from home depot
Democrats when president: “We cannot make any meaningful changes to anything. i’m sorry, our hands are tied.”
Republicans when president: “lmao i’m gonna delete the FAA”
Republicans when president: “lmao i’m gonna delete the FAA”
February 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Democrats when president: “We cannot make any meaningful changes to anything. i’m sorry, our hands are tied.”
Republicans when president: “lmao i’m gonna delete the FAA”
Republicans when president: “lmao i’m gonna delete the FAA”
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I got the Luigi Mangione manifesto. The real one, not the forgery circulating online. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/luigis-man...
Luigi's Manifesto
Exclusive: read Luigi Mangione's 262-word manifesto on the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 10, 2024 at 8:51 PM
I got the Luigi Mangione manifesto. The real one, not the forgery circulating online. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/luigis-man...
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Corporate media: “the manifesto! the ravings of a madman, twisted and incomprehensible”
The manifesto: “UHC is almost as big as Amazon but all it does is take your money and then not use it to pay your doctors? Uhhh why don’t we just fucking kill these people”
The manifesto: “UHC is almost as big as Amazon but all it does is take your money and then not use it to pay your doctors? Uhhh why don’t we just fucking kill these people”
December 11, 2024 at 12:33 PM
Corporate media: “the manifesto! the ravings of a madman, twisted and incomprehensible”
The manifesto: “UHC is almost as big as Amazon but all it does is take your money and then not use it to pay your doctors? Uhhh why don’t we just fucking kill these people”
The manifesto: “UHC is almost as big as Amazon but all it does is take your money and then not use it to pay your doctors? Uhhh why don’t we just fucking kill these people”
one google search will immediately tell you that no he was not apolitical in the slightest.
December 11, 2024 at 1:34 AM
one google search will immediately tell you that no he was not apolitical in the slightest.
i meant more of why the fuck do physicists think they know anything about geopolitics
December 10, 2024 at 10:07 PM
i meant more of why the fuck do physicists think they know anything about geopolitics
why do all the science guys take the neil degrasse tyson arc?
December 10, 2024 at 10:04 PM
why do all the science guys take the neil degrasse tyson arc?
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me: the blue shell only hits the person in first
alien that’s been on earth for 30 min: how do you drift
alien that’s been on earth for 30 min: how do you drift
December 2, 2024 at 2:44 AM
me: the blue shell only hits the person in first
alien that’s been on earth for 30 min: how do you drift
alien that’s been on earth for 30 min: how do you drift
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People scared of violent crime in 2024 are such babies. Back in the day things were so bad we used to have to wear Action Jeans just in case a random karate fight broke out
December 1, 2024 at 5:09 PM
People scared of violent crime in 2024 are such babies. Back in the day things were so bad we used to have to wear Action Jeans just in case a random karate fight broke out
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life
theonion.com/man-getting-...
theonion.com/man-getting-...
November 28, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life
theonion.com/man-getting-...
theonion.com/man-getting-...
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If we want better fashion culture in the US, we have to lower the cost of housing and commercial real estate, support independent craftspeople, build denser neighborhoods, improve walkability, and get rid of overly restrictive zoning laws. Let kook culture thrive.
November 27, 2024 at 6:44 AM
If we want better fashion culture in the US, we have to lower the cost of housing and commercial real estate, support independent craftspeople, build denser neighborhoods, improve walkability, and get rid of overly restrictive zoning laws. Let kook culture thrive.
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Instead, we should look to history, path dependency, institutional structures, politics, and economics. For Tokyo, I think urban planning—walkability, mixed use neighborhoods, affordable real estate—all contribute to the richer media and commercial systems that feed into culture.
November 27, 2024 at 6:44 AM
Instead, we should look to history, path dependency, institutional structures, politics, and economics. For Tokyo, I think urban planning—walkability, mixed use neighborhoods, affordable real estate—all contribute to the richer media and commercial systems that feed into culture.
put the Rizzler in the title match, you cowards
November 23, 2024 at 11:31 PM
put the Rizzler in the title match, you cowards
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Between Bluek*y, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tommy needy drinky.
November 23, 2024 at 6:01 AM
Between Bluek*y, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tommy needy drinky.
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Well, now I know we made the right decisions
November 22, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Well, now I know we made the right decisions
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if grown adults want to sing along at the three hour cgi disney musical i am fine with it because i will not be there
November 22, 2024 at 10:33 PM
if grown adults want to sing along at the three hour cgi disney musical i am fine with it because i will not be there
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Hang tight folks, we are not ready yet to do the damn thing. But for the benefit of those new to it, every holiday season we (lovingly) attack this site with generosity, signal boosting, whatever you are able to do. $50k in wishes granted last year. Will be a fantastic test of the heart of this app
November 22, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Hang tight folks, we are not ready yet to do the damn thing. But for the benefit of those new to it, every holiday season we (lovingly) attack this site with generosity, signal boosting, whatever you are able to do. $50k in wishes granted last year. Will be a fantastic test of the heart of this app
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democrats are like “we did a bunch of weak sauce means-tested technocratic bullshit that nobody even noticed and then we didn’t even get any credit for it”
November 22, 2024 at 4:18 AM
democrats are like “we did a bunch of weak sauce means-tested technocratic bullshit that nobody even noticed and then we didn’t even get any credit for it”
what are we? some kind of Puddle of Mudd?
November 22, 2024 at 8:29 PM
what are we? some kind of Puddle of Mudd?
also “the point isn’t to pick the worst generation”
when you were the one who said “it’s bad but not as bad as gen z” first LMFAO
when you were the one who said “it’s bad but not as bad as gen z” first LMFAO
November 22, 2024 at 8:13 PM
also “the point isn’t to pick the worst generation”
when you were the one who said “it’s bad but not as bad as gen z” first LMFAO
when you were the one who said “it’s bad but not as bad as gen z” first LMFAO
we have no idea what the distribution of responses looks like, so including 6 years of <18yos could completely skew the results. or it couldn’t. point is we don’t know and making sweeping generalizations about generations is kinda pointless here.
November 22, 2024 at 8:11 PM
we have no idea what the distribution of responses looks like, so including 6 years of <18yos could completely skew the results. or it couldn’t. point is we don’t know and making sweeping generalizations about generations is kinda pointless here.
and their bucket for sampling is also distorted in a unique and bad way. literally think for 5 seconds.
November 22, 2024 at 8:09 PM
and their bucket for sampling is also distorted in a unique and bad way. literally think for 5 seconds.
bu…bu…but… gen z dumb!!!
November 22, 2024 at 7:47 PM
bu…bu…but… gen z dumb!!!
i’d say being 30 years behind current income trends is far more egregious than teens thinking they need to be famous to be successful. especially given that one group has the benefit of decades of hindsight and the other is pretty much children.
November 22, 2024 at 7:19 PM
i’d say being 30 years behind current income trends is far more egregious than teens thinking they need to be famous to be successful. especially given that one group has the benefit of decades of hindsight and the other is pretty much children.