Alison Malört
@alisonmalort.bsky.social
Harpy. Millennial Chaos Demon. Chicagoland. Microbiologist. O-negative blood donor. Part-time weeb. Sometimes I run marathons. ALWAYS hungry. BLM. KICK. TERFs not allowed. She/her. 🖤🤍💜🩶
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this guy rules. i love reddit so much
August 9, 2024 at 12:31 AM
this guy rules. i love reddit so much
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Saying ”Grok apologized” is like If I type “YOU’RE A BITCH” into Speak-And-Spell and tell you “Speak-An-Spell says you’re a bitch”
Parker's piece nails why this matters. "Tech companies... would rather not answer for their products’ failures. Every headline that says “Grok apologizes” or “Grok admits” or “Grok says” creates a world where the chatbot takes the fall while Musk and his executives face no scrutiny whatsoever."
I wrote about Grok's CSAM problem and how journalists keep fumbling the story
www.readtpa.com/p/grok-cant-...
www.readtpa.com/p/grok-cant-...
January 2, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Saying ”Grok apologized” is like If I type “YOU’RE A BITCH” into Speak-And-Spell and tell you “Speak-An-Spell says you’re a bitch”
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I keep this screenshot handy when someone's replies start to cross the Nicholson Line.
May 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I keep this screenshot handy when someone's replies start to cross the Nicholson Line.
I wish it were physically possible to drink nothing but vanilla lattes for the rest of my life.
January 2, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I wish it were physically possible to drink nothing but vanilla lattes for the rest of my life.
Work is finally OVERRRRRRR. Now I can read my book and continue watching Sung Jin-Woo be, as @icarusthecow.bsky.social called it, “a rizz king gigachad.”
January 1, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Work is finally OVERRRRRRR. Now I can read my book and continue watching Sung Jin-Woo be, as @icarusthecow.bsky.social called it, “a rizz king gigachad.”
My ass is NOT staying up til midnight cuz I have to be up by 4 for work. So 明けましておめでとう and may this finally be the year that he dies. 🤞🏻
January 1, 2026 at 4:27 AM
My ass is NOT staying up til midnight cuz I have to be up by 4 for work. So 明けましておめでとう and may this finally be the year that he dies. 🤞🏻
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Bsky, my pneumonia has taken a bad turn. I may be facing significant medical costs. I’m starting a GoFundMe to help out with medical bills and expenses. Please share if you can.
gofund.me/19d78b218
gofund.me/19d78b218
Donate to Help with Medical Bills for Pneumonia Recovery, organized by Lane Haygood
I have been diagnosed with a severe case of pneumonia and will be hospital… Lane Haygood needs your support for Help with Medical Bills for Pneumonia Recovery
gofund.me
December 31, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Bsky, my pneumonia has taken a bad turn. I may be facing significant medical costs. I’m starting a GoFundMe to help out with medical bills and expenses. Please share if you can.
gofund.me/19d78b218
gofund.me/19d78b218
An author! Which I could probably, at the very least, do passably okay at??
Well, now I'm an English professor...
December 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
An author! Which I could probably, at the very least, do passably okay at??
The Demon Slayer movie leaked in HD online and oh, man, the editors are gonna be working overtime and I am going to FEAST.
December 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The Demon Slayer movie leaked in HD online and oh, man, the editors are gonna be working overtime and I am going to FEAST.
Started watching Solo Leveling today.
1. I DID THE POINTING LEO MEME WHEN I HEARD THE OPENING. SAWANO HIROYUKI AND TXT!?! I SAW TXT IN SEPTEMBER AND LOVE THAT SONG.
2. Sung Jin-Woo checks all of the My Type boxes, oh no
3. This show likes to make Jin-Woo suffer lmao
1. I DID THE POINTING LEO MEME WHEN I HEARD THE OPENING. SAWANO HIROYUKI AND TXT!?! I SAW TXT IN SEPTEMBER AND LOVE THAT SONG.
2. Sung Jin-Woo checks all of the My Type boxes, oh no
3. This show likes to make Jin-Woo suffer lmao
December 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Started watching Solo Leveling today.
1. I DID THE POINTING LEO MEME WHEN I HEARD THE OPENING. SAWANO HIROYUKI AND TXT!?! I SAW TXT IN SEPTEMBER AND LOVE THAT SONG.
2. Sung Jin-Woo checks all of the My Type boxes, oh no
3. This show likes to make Jin-Woo suffer lmao
1. I DID THE POINTING LEO MEME WHEN I HEARD THE OPENING. SAWANO HIROYUKI AND TXT!?! I SAW TXT IN SEPTEMBER AND LOVE THAT SONG.
2. Sung Jin-Woo checks all of the My Type boxes, oh no
3. This show likes to make Jin-Woo suffer lmao
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People not in the US routinely downplay the degree to which law enforcement in this country is willing to kill us.
In grad school I referenced this analysis that found that cops in the US kill more people than "criminals" do in other countries. And that's routine.
In grad school I referenced this analysis that found that cops in the US kill more people than "criminals" do in other countries. And that's routine.
December 28, 2025 at 4:28 AM
People not in the US routinely downplay the degree to which law enforcement in this country is willing to kill us.
In grad school I referenced this analysis that found that cops in the US kill more people than "criminals" do in other countries. And that's routine.
In grad school I referenced this analysis that found that cops in the US kill more people than "criminals" do in other countries. And that's routine.
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So very much yes
December 26, 2025 at 8:22 AM
So very much yes
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
WHOO AND STAY OUT, BITCH
NEW: By a 6-3 vote, the Supreme Court blocks Trump’s deployment of the National Guard to Chicago to assist immigration agents. A majority holds that he likely lacks authority to do so. Thomas, Alito, and Gorsuch dissent. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
![The Government asked this Court to stay the District Court's order. After the response and reply were filed, JUSTICE BARRETT referred the application to the Court. We directed the parties to file supplemental letter briefs on an issue that the District Court had addressed but the parties' initial briefs had not: the meaning of the term "regular forces" in §12406(3). In its supplemental brief, the Government argues that the term refers to civilian law enforcement officers, such as those employed by Immigration and Customs Enforcement or the Federal Protective Service.
Respondents, echoing the District Court, maintain that the term refers to the regular forces of the United States mili-tary.
We conclude that the term "regular forces" in §12406(3) likely refers to the regular forces of the United States mili-tary. This interpretation means that to call the Guard into active federal service under §12406(3), the President must be "unable" with the regular military "to execute the laws of the United States." Because the statute requires an assessment of the military's ability to execute the laws, it likely applies only where the military could legally execute the laws. Such circumstances are exceptional: Under the Posse Comitatus Act, the military is prohibited from "execut[ing] the laws" "except in cases and under circumstances expressly authorized by the Constitution or Act of Congress."
18 U. S. C. §1385. So before the President can federalize the Guard under §12406(3), he likely must have statutory or constitutional authority to execute the laws with the regular military and must be "unable" with those forces to perform that function.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6h7b2i6ttw3l4t7pvbvxdith/bafkreiftbhzwvn3vgwhqsi7k2paizvdw4t26ailljvovso3chqupnmj364@jpeg)
December 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
WHOO AND STAY OUT, BITCH
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Guillotines
"Her family has now been told she has been deported, despite US District Judge Brendan Hurson ruling Thursday that she could not be deported pending a hearing...attorneys said Monday that they have...confirm[ed] with the hospital she was born in Maryland." https://bit.ly/3MMdJvz
ICE detains woman whose lawyer insists is US citizen. DHS says she isn't
Federal agents arrested Dulce Consuelo Diaz Morales on her way home in Baltimore, Maryland.
bit.ly
December 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Guillotines
Just napped for two hours after dinner kinda by accident cuz of a small headache and now I’m like, well, shit, cuz it’s my Monday night bedtime now. 😅
December 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Just napped for two hours after dinner kinda by accident cuz of a small headache and now I’m like, well, shit, cuz it’s my Monday night bedtime now. 😅
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Oh yeah Global TV (in Canada or by VPN) has the full uncut 60 Minutes story on its 60 Minutes rebroadcast. CBS must have sent them the original tape.
December 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Oh yeah Global TV (in Canada or by VPN) has the full uncut 60 Minutes story on its 60 Minutes rebroadcast. CBS must have sent them the original tape.
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especially in the dark hours we need to remember that we are going to win
Worth noting, I guess, that inside of a year we've gone from administration officials taking selfies of themselves at CECOT and bragging about how it's hell on earth to now getting their horrible little media worms to kill stories about it
December 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
especially in the dark hours we need to remember that we are going to win
Voice is still gone today, though I can tell it’s trying to come back. It’s actually kinda nice to have a reason not to make small talk at work when I’m busy, and MIRACULOUSLY, people are able to solve their own problems without running to me! Imagine that!!!
December 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Voice is still gone today, though I can tell it’s trying to come back. It’s actually kinda nice to have a reason not to make small talk at work when I’m busy, and MIRACULOUSLY, people are able to solve their own problems without running to me! Imagine that!!!
When you’re feeling fine at work but have no voice. 😂
December 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
When you’re feeling fine at work but have no voice. 😂
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All you really need to understand about water usage in the western United States is that every single use - even the ones that sound egregiously wasteful like AI data centers - rounds down to 0 compared to what irrigated agriculture uses
December 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
All you really need to understand about water usage in the western United States is that every single use - even the ones that sound egregiously wasteful like AI data centers - rounds down to 0 compared to what irrigated agriculture uses
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These are the people who are willing to go on the record.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
December 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
These are the people who are willing to go on the record.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
The 40-degree temperature spike in TWO DAYS has absolutely pissed off my body’s allergies. I started the day only congested, but now my voice is GONE. No sore throat! Just *no fucking voice* at all.
December 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The 40-degree temperature spike in TWO DAYS has absolutely pissed off my body’s allergies. I started the day only congested, but now my voice is GONE. No sore throat! Just *no fucking voice* at all.