Alison Malört
@alisonmalort.bsky.social
Harpy. Millennial Chaos Demon. Chicagoland. Microbiologist. O-negative blood donor. Part-time weeb. Sometimes I run marathons. ALWAYS hungry. BLM. KICK. TERFs not allowed. She/her. 🖤🤍💜🩶
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I will stand by, this remains the funniest mistranslation in manga localization history
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I will stand by, this remains the funniest mistranslation in manga localization history
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11th ANNUAL
BULL CITY FOODRAISER
FUNDRAISING THREAD
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It's that time again! 🦃 For the 11th year in a row, we need your help providing groceries to 5,100+ schoolkids!
➡️ GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/f/11th-annua...
➡️ PPGF: www.paypal.com/US/fundraise...
(Plus other donation options in thread!)
11th ANNUAL
BULL CITY FOODRAISER
FUNDRAISING THREAD
***
It's that time again! 🦃 For the 11th year in a row, we need your help providing groceries to 5,100+ schoolkids!
➡️ GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/f/11th-annua...
➡️ PPGF: www.paypal.com/US/fundraise...
(Plus other donation options in thread!)
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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11th ANNUAL
BULL CITY FOODRAISER
FUNDRAISING THREAD
***
It's that time again! 🦃 For the 11th year in a row, we need your help providing groceries to 5,100+ schoolkids!
➡️ GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/f/11th-annua...
➡️ PPGF: www.paypal.com/US/fundraise...
(Plus other donation options in thread!)
11th ANNUAL
BULL CITY FOODRAISER
FUNDRAISING THREAD
***
It's that time again! 🦃 For the 11th year in a row, we need your help providing groceries to 5,100+ schoolkids!
➡️ GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/f/11th-annua...
➡️ PPGF: www.paypal.com/US/fundraise...
(Plus other donation options in thread!)
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![image of andrew cuomo at his nyc mayoral election watch party with disco elysium ui text overlay that reads:
Suggestion [Challenging: Failure] - You thought you did everything right. You had the money, the power, and the fame. Where did it all go wrong? Why couldn't those sniveling little city dwellers see that you were meant to lead them? You're now a twice certified loser from a family of winners. Your father's name is on a bridge. Your name is next to a Wikipedia entry that says "sexual harassment allegations."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqh433fdh2bqhvt455e3tg67/bafkreibvgcmgeluhegcun73wdfsve7nzg3djqxf5cnpxz6t54i7jsf5uby@jpeg)
Leo’s from Dolton, aka the South Side. He’s a born-and-bred hater just like all of us other Chicago folks. He’ll excommunicate Vance within six months, BET.
If your government thinks the Pope “doesn’t know what he’s talking about” when he defends migrants’ dignity, the world should see the warning sign. The US is no longer leading on human rights. It’s suppressing them.
November 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Leo’s from Dolton, aka the South Side. He’s a born-and-bred hater just like all of us other Chicago folks. He’ll excommunicate Vance within six months, BET.
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American left-wing patriotism is Jewish guys signing Christian anti-slavery hymns about the first Muslim mayor of New York and I think that’s beautiful
LET THE HERO BORN OF WOMAN CRUSH THE SERPENT WITH HIS HEEL
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
American left-wing patriotism is Jewish guys signing Christian anti-slavery hymns about the first Muslim mayor of New York and I think that’s beautiful
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Early reports from the front lines of right-wing media tonight are starting to trickle in. We’re being told “hoes mad”
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Early reports from the front lines of right-wing media tonight are starting to trickle in. We’re being told “hoes mad”
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Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.
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Logged back into this hellscape to watch people experience joy again, and the memes, I guess.
November 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Logged back into this hellscape to watch people experience joy again, and the memes, I guess.
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You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
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NYC you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing
November 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
NYC you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing
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These people are unashamedly evil and should be summarily guillotined
The USDA sent an email to grocery stores telling them they are prohibited from offering special discounts to customers affected by the SNAP funding lapse.
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
November 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
These people are unashamedly evil and should be summarily guillotined
If you helped people hide from ICE, *NO YOU FUCKING DIDN'T.*
Oh my god, shutting up is gluten free!!! Please do not blast this on social media!!!!!
Oh my god, shutting up is gluten free!!! Please do not blast this on social media!!!!!
Helped two teens who were hiding from ICE this morning after a third had been snatched on Oakton in Evanston. They’re safe, half dozen community members responded. Adrenaline crash happening now.
October 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
If you helped people hide from ICE, *NO YOU FUCKING DIDN'T.*
Oh my god, shutting up is gluten free!!! Please do not blast this on social media!!!!!
Oh my god, shutting up is gluten free!!! Please do not blast this on social media!!!!!
It seems like fucking EVERYONE is struggling in worlds quals (not Japan, tho!), which I guess is fine for a post-Olympic worlds, but fuckin’ YIKES, man.
October 21, 2025 at 10:03 AM
It seems like fucking EVERYONE is struggling in worlds quals (not Japan, tho!), which I guess is fine for a post-Olympic worlds, but fuckin’ YIKES, man.
“Ruin the Friendship” went in a direction i was NOT expecting and made me sad 😭
October 3, 2025 at 11:29 AM
“Ruin the Friendship” went in a direction i was NOT expecting and made me sad 😭
MY WEEB HOODIE HAS SHIPPED
SOON I SHALL LOOK LIKE MY FAVORITE DEPRESSED WET CAT OF A HASHIRA
SOON I SHALL LOOK LIKE MY FAVORITE DEPRESSED WET CAT OF A HASHIRA
a close up of a person 's face with a butterfly on their shoulder and the words kissanime on the bottom
ALT: a close up of a person 's face with a butterfly on their shoulder and the words kissanime on the bottom
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September 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
MY WEEB HOODIE HAS SHIPPED
SOON I SHALL LOOK LIKE MY FAVORITE DEPRESSED WET CAT OF A HASHIRA
SOON I SHALL LOOK LIKE MY FAVORITE DEPRESSED WET CAT OF A HASHIRA
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What are the names of the U.S. Navy officers carrying out these orders to serially bomb civilian boats that pose no threat to their own vessels, killing everyone aboard? Surely they’ll want to take personal credit for this honorable service and perhaps wear a little campaign medal on their chest.
September 22, 2025 at 1:13 PM
What are the names of the U.S. Navy officers carrying out these orders to serially bomb civilian boats that pose no threat to their own vessels, killing everyone aboard? Surely they’ll want to take personal credit for this honorable service and perhaps wear a little campaign medal on their chest.
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Hate kids? Good news!
JUST IN: Vaccine advisers to the CDC have voted to recommended against using the combined measles, mumps, rubella and chickenpox vaccine for children under 4. https://cnn.it/3K73pNn
September 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Hate kids? Good news!
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Never stop the ridicule for one second.
Remember that authoritarians have ZERO sense of humor. About anything.
September 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Never stop the ridicule for one second.
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This is probably the best Chuck Schumer statement I have ever seen from his office kudos to the intern that swiped his phone while he was taking a leak.
September 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
This is probably the best Chuck Schumer statement I have ever seen from his office kudos to the intern that swiped his phone while he was taking a leak.
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I just… what the fuck is even happening
September 18, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I just… what the fuck is even happening
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No one has been more vindicated than normie resistance Dems, women’s marchers and never-Trump Republicans. They were right all along about the threat. The anti-anti-Trump Republicans and reactionary centrists, and the far left “it’s always been this bad” folks have been proved wrong over and over.
September 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
No one has been more vindicated than normie resistance Dems, women’s marchers and never-Trump Republicans. They were right all along about the threat. The anti-anti-Trump Republicans and reactionary centrists, and the far left “it’s always been this bad” folks have been proved wrong over and over.
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This is an important time to remember that responsibility is not a zero-sum game — recognizing one person’s fault does not necessarily diminish another person’s.
The Trump administration is fascist. And ABC cynically caved and abandoned American values for money. Both are worthy of your contempt.
The Trump administration is fascist. And ABC cynically caved and abandoned American values for money. Both are worthy of your contempt.
September 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
This is an important time to remember that responsibility is not a zero-sum game — recognizing one person’s fault does not necessarily diminish another person’s.
The Trump administration is fascist. And ABC cynically caved and abandoned American values for money. Both are worthy of your contempt.
The Trump administration is fascist. And ABC cynically caved and abandoned American values for money. Both are worthy of your contempt.
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Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.
September 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.
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Just talked with my wife, we are cancelling our Disney+ subscription. If you have one, I encourage you to do the same.
September 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Just talked with my wife, we are cancelling our Disney+ subscription. If you have one, I encourage you to do the same.