Laura Martínez 🥑
@miblogestublog.bsky.social
Professional Mexican and taco enthusiast. Opinions are mine, and not those of the New York Times because I don't work there. www.miblogestublog.com/about
Pinned
Mexican entrepreneurship knows no limits…
Behold the ICE officer piñata 🪅
Behold the ICE officer piñata 🪅
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To think I survived a global pandemic for *this*
January 19, 2026 at 12:06 AM
To think I survived a global pandemic for *this*
To think I survived a global pandemic for *this*
January 19, 2026 at 12:06 AM
To think I survived a global pandemic for *this*
AP obtains documents showing Venezuelan leader Delcy Rodríguez has been on DEA's radar for years
apnews.com/article/delc...
apnews.com/article/delc...
AP obtains documents showing Venezuelan leader Delcy Rodríguez has been on DEA's radar for years
The Associated Press has learned that Delcy Rodríguez, Venezuela's acting president, has surfaced in nearly a dozen DEA investigations, several of which remain ongoing.
apnews.com
January 18, 2026 at 9:42 PM
AP obtains documents showing Venezuelan leader Delcy Rodríguez has been on DEA's radar for years
apnews.com/article/delc...
apnews.com/article/delc...
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gonna ask him to take me here 🫢
January 18, 2026 at 9:06 PM
gonna ask him to take me here 🫢
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But... you don't look Mexican
Ok, lemme just...
Ok, lemme just...
September 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
But... you don't look Mexican
Ok, lemme just...
Ok, lemme just...
Taxi driver: Where are you from?
Me: Mexico
Taxi driver: You don't look Mexican; Mexicans look like Chinese.
* Awkward silence *
Me: Mexico
Taxi driver: You don't look Mexican; Mexicans look like Chinese.
* Awkward silence *
January 18, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Taxi driver: Where are you from?
Me: Mexico
Taxi driver: You don't look Mexican; Mexicans look like Chinese.
* Awkward silence *
Me: Mexico
Taxi driver: You don't look Mexican; Mexicans look like Chinese.
* Awkward silence *
I second this motion 👇🏽
We need the Central de Abasto for security purposes. Mexico should sell it to us. Or else.
January 18, 2026 at 7:07 PM
I second this motion 👇🏽
It is my opinion that either Brazil, Germany or France should gift my “paisanos” a World Cup. 🏆 Thanks in advance
January 17, 2026 at 11:39 PM
It is my opinion that either Brazil, Germany or France should gift my “paisanos” a World Cup. 🏆 Thanks in advance
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“She may fear that if she does not do as the Trump administration demands, she could end up with an indictment like Maduro.”
apnews.com/article/delc...
apnews.com/article/delc...
AP obtains documents showing Venezuelan leader Delcy Rodríguez has been on DEA's radar for years
The Associated Press has learned that Delcy Rodríguez, Venezuela's acting president, has surfaced in nearly a dozen DEA investigations, several of which remain ongoing.
apnews.com
January 17, 2026 at 6:53 PM
“She may fear that if she does not do as the Trump administration demands, she could end up with an indictment like Maduro.”
apnews.com/article/delc...
apnews.com/article/delc...
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Exclusive: AP obtains documents showing Venezuelan leader Delcy Rodriguez has been on the radar of the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration for years.
AP obtains documents showing Venezuelan leader Delcy Rodriguez has been on DEA's radar for years
The Associated Press has learned that Delcy Rodríguez, Venezuela's acting president, has surfaced in nearly a dozen DEA investigations, several of which remain ongoing.
bit.ly
January 17, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Exclusive: AP obtains documents showing Venezuelan leader Delcy Rodriguez has been on the radar of the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration for years.
“This has been tried before, he noted, including once in 1943 when Knut Hamsun, who won the Nobel literature prize in 1920, sent it to the Nazi propaganda minister, Joseph Goebbels.” 😳 www.nytimes.com/2026/01/16/u...
Trump Has Machado’s Nobel Prize, but Neither Got What They Really Wanted
www.nytimes.com
January 17, 2026 at 6:32 PM
“This has been tried before, he noted, including once in 1943 when Knut Hamsun, who won the Nobel literature prize in 1920, sent it to the Nazi propaganda minister, Joseph Goebbels.” 😳 www.nytimes.com/2026/01/16/u...
paging my followers and asking for full and prompt compliance 🙋🏻♀️
@miblogestublog.bsky.social It just occurred to me that you should be called "Chairwoman of the Güeys and Memes Committee."
January 17, 2026 at 3:23 PM
paging my followers and asking for full and prompt compliance 🙋🏻♀️
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*saw this on the other app*
“It’s a good thing she didn’t win the Nobel Literature Prize — she likely would have gifted it to Paulo Coelho."
😂😂😂
“It’s a good thing she didn’t win the Nobel Literature Prize — she likely would have gifted it to Paulo Coelho."
😂😂😂
January 17, 2026 at 2:43 AM
*saw this on the other app*
“It’s a good thing she didn’t win the Nobel Literature Prize — she likely would have gifted it to Paulo Coelho."
😂😂😂
“It’s a good thing she didn’t win the Nobel Literature Prize — she likely would have gifted it to Paulo Coelho."
😂😂😂
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OMG! I’m screaming!
January 17, 2026 at 2:48 AM
OMG! I’m screaming!
*saw this on the other app*
“It’s a good thing she didn’t win the Nobel Literature Prize — she likely would have gifted it to Paulo Coelho."
😂😂😂
“It’s a good thing she didn’t win the Nobel Literature Prize — she likely would have gifted it to Paulo Coelho."
😂😂😂
January 17, 2026 at 2:43 AM
*saw this on the other app*
“It’s a good thing she didn’t win the Nobel Literature Prize — she likely would have gifted it to Paulo Coelho."
😂😂😂
“It’s a good thing she didn’t win the Nobel Literature Prize — she likely would have gifted it to Paulo Coelho."
😂😂😂
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Best translation ever
November 24, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Best translation ever
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FUN FACT: The daily foot traffic at Mexico City's Central de Abasto is 10 times greater than the total population of Greenland*
*follow me for more irrelevant interesting data 😂
*follow me for more irrelevant interesting data 😂
January 17, 2026 at 1:47 AM
FUN FACT: The daily foot traffic at Mexico City's Central de Abasto is 10 times greater than the total population of Greenland*
*follow me for more irrelevant interesting data 😂
*follow me for more irrelevant interesting data 😂
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The Nobel Peace Prize Committee rn
January 15, 2026 at 11:42 PM
The Nobel Peace Prize Committee rn
The Nobel Peace Prize Committee rn
January 15, 2026 at 11:42 PM
The Nobel Peace Prize Committee rn
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This is leeked information
January 13, 2026 at 6:37 PM
This is leeked information
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About tonight
January 15, 2026 at 3:03 AM
About tonight