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No, we still don’t eat Beagles. Yes, we are Attorneys. Parody account of Beagles posing as real lawyers. The Grove, FL
Way better than a stress ball 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Pick your fighter - Key Lime vs. Crack (if actions speak louder than words, the Crack pie disappeared in 5 minutes).
November 19, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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😂
November 19, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Not letting the 🪨 roll back.
November 19, 2025 at 12:35 PM
K-🦃
Decided to go for the gochujang turkey recipe for t’giving. Seems yum to me. If the meshpuchah revolts,I’m counting on @landbeforetim.bsky.social to defend me. You get all the leftovers. No pressure.

www.dallasnews.com/food/2023/11...
How to make a Korean-style roast turkey for Thanksgiving
Asian flavors and ingredients like gochujang add depth to your dishes.
www.dallasnews.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Anything that angers the goons who are snatching people off of America’s streets and stuffing them into vans, I’m 110% behind.

More whistles.
Kristi Noem is mad that protesters are blowing whistles at ICE agents.
November 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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"He waves away his own intelligence agencies’ findings when there are deals to be made. His family rakes in tens of millions from entities tied to a foreign government, then he turns around and sells that government weapons while praising their human rights record."

- @parkermolloy.com
"This is American foreign policy now. The president dismisses a murdered journalist as 'controversial' and says 'a lot of people didn’t like that gentleman.' ... The corruption is sitting right there in plain sight. Total moral rot." open.substack.com/pub/readtpa/...
Trump Honors the Man Who Had Jamal Khashoggi Killed
The president called the murdered journalist "controversial," said MBS "knew nothing about it" despite U.S. intelligence findings, and attacked the reporter who dared to ask about it.
open.substack.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
🛒 💨
Earlier this year, when I walked into this Costco in Washington County for the first time in years, I noticed a striking difference from the other Portland-area Costcos I'd been to. There was far more Asian food. Here's my story that came from that: www.oregonlive.com/retail/2025/...
From salted duck eggs to durian ice cream: This Portland-area Costco caters to its Asian customer base
The high share of customers of Asian heritage supports a diverse mix of food choices at this grocery in the heart of Washington County.
www.oregonlive.com
November 19, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Keeping it real.
November 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Don't tell us what to worry about

Don’t worry about indoctrinating college students. It’s not possible. floridaphoenix.com/2025/11/17/d...
Don't worry about indoctrinating college students. It's not possible. • Florida Phoenix
New College of Florida is on its intellectual deathbed. Once an authority-challenging, free-thinking institution for students passionate about learning, a place where difference was celebrated and cre...
floridaphoenix.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Grifting 101 - Tallahassee gets an A+
From Opinion: Columnist Scott Maxwell writes that cronyism has gotten so costly in Florida's university system that Florida Atlantic University is now paying one politically connected lawyer $925 an hour, and New College is spending $494,000 per degree awarded.
The costs of cronyism at Florida universities | Scott Maxwell
Columnist Scott Maxwell writes that cronyism has gotten so costly in Florida’s university system that FAU is now paying one politically connected lawyer $925 an hour, and New College is spend…
www.sun-sentinel.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Hello friends. I am running a fundraiser for a humble free bookstore in Miami Florida. Please support if you can. www.givemiamiday.org/story/Nathan...
Support Nathaniel for Bookleggers on Give Miami Day
My name is Nathaniel and I am raising money for Bookleggers on Give Miami Day!
www.givemiamiday.org
November 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
“Let them eat cake!”
November 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Bone-saw Man, defended by Bone-Spurs Man.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Or, support your favorite local restaurant & avoid the crowds.
November 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Anyone out there a bowl 🥣 artist?
November 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Not the most underrated but Taqueria Los Nopoles is pretty good & useful on the way home.
November 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
2002 - GOP cause

2008 - GOP cause

2020 - GOP cause

2025 - GOP cause

It’s no coincidence - vote smarter folks.
It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
November 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
🧊 gives a whole new meaning to “duck & cover.”
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
“The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel” 📺
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Team Holiday 🪿 Biryani
November 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM