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No, we still don’t eat Beagles. Yes, we are Attorneys. Parody account of Beagles posing as real lawyers. The Grove, FL
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January 29, 2026 at 5:42 PM
True!!! 🚙💨
According to a study by legal experts in Los Angeles (and perhaps everyone in South Florida), Miami is a Mecca for terrible drivers, with the Magic City ranking first in most aggressive, annoying, and rudest drivers.
Miami Drivers Ranked Rudest in U.S., Study Says
According to a study by legal experts in Los Angeles (and perhaps everyone in South Florida), Miami is a Mecca for terrible drivers, with the Magic City ranking first in most aggressive, annoying, and rudest drivers.
www.miaminewtimes.com
January 29, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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Jake Welch, an American chef currently working in Ljubljana, Slovenia, has produced a zine on the subject of offal, called “Guts!” it’s worth a look. I’m hoping there’ll be more.

It’s also got a piece by our own @katiematherkm.bsky.social so you should check it out.

guts-magazzino.myshopify.com
January 29, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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IDK if you know this but I host an ongoing series of conversations with great writers, editors, scholars, etc.

The archive: www.aliciakennedy.news/t/salon-series

The latest to launch: alicia-kennedy.com/salon/p/a-co...
A Conversation with Ariel Saramandi — ALICIA KENNEDY
Ariel Saramandi is the author of an essay collection I adore, called Portrait of an Island on Fire . It is about her home of Mauritius, language and race politics, the material conditions of writin...
alicia-kennedy.com
January 29, 2026 at 2:19 PM
"Not since Neil Young’s Ohio, released a few days after the National Guard killed four students at Kent State University on May 4, 1970, has a song by a major name been written, recorded and released in protest at government-sanctioned violence so quickly."

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Springsteen’s protest song Streets of Minneapolis is an act of bravery
Not since Neil Young’s Ohio in 1970 has a song by a major name been written, recorded and released in protest at government-sanctioned violence so quickly
www.thetimes.com
January 29, 2026 at 3:10 PM
It's really amazing how the right amount of money allows some people to completely dismiss or ignore any set of principles they may hold.

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Hillary Clinton and Tucker Carlson Walk Into a Saudi Real Estate Forum
www.nytimes.com
January 29, 2026 at 3:09 PM
“Northern Exposure” (1990-95) (underrated series).
January 29, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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Beans. Nothing more needs to be said; so ordered this one, sight unseen from the lovely people at @blastabooks.bsky.social

blastabooks.com/products/bla...
Blasta Books #17: Beans
Whether you’re a seasoned legume lover or just bean curious, this book will show you that beans aren’t just good for you, they’re good full stop.
blastabooks.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:59 PM
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2) Also wish to taste more of Matthew Lightner's food. A flower-like dish of beets & fava leaves in caramelized dulce seaweed is a beauty. Ditto farro & wheatberries in lime cracker sandwich filled w/ bluefin tuna, BBQ onions, birch, shoyu.

virginiamiller.substack.com/p/nycs-gifts...
January 26, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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1) I was blessed to visit James Beard semi-finalist Mads Refslund's Ilis in Brooklyn twice in 2025: on a regular night + collab dinner with gifted chef Matthew Lightner, who I hope opens a new restaurant.

I dig into their dishes in my NYC guide: virginiamiller.substack.com/p/nycs-gifts...
January 26, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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Funky-fun Jardín Tragos y Pasteles is down a narrow walkway, into a greenery-filled courtyard & open air bar. 1980's decor is enhanced by a garden patio at this all-day cafe/bar on a short 50 Best Discovery list of Bogota bars. Bogota's Gifts to the World: virginiamiller.substack.com/p/bogotas-gi...
January 26, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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Midwest comfort food goes gourmet, 2 innovative Chinese restaurants, hidden tasting menus that feel like dining in a home apartment, dramatic Itameshi, creative Italian, fish x fried chicken x Chartreuse.

These make up my top 12 new restaurants of 2025:
virginiamiller.substack.com/p/san-franci...
January 28, 2026 at 4:49 PM
The biggest failing in the “The Rip” was that it didn’t take place in South Boston during the early 80’s with local mobsters. That would be far more fitting.
Matt Damon and Ben Affleck’s decades-long friendship has been a defining part of their Hollywood careers. But their new movie "The Rip" fails to capture what makes their relationship so appealing, argues David Sims:
The Secret to One of Hollywood’s Most Enduring Friendships
Matt Damon and Ben Affleck’s latest movie doesn’t quite understand their brotherly appeal.
bit.ly
January 29, 2026 at 9:46 AM
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KFC Japan is revamping its delivery service, with a view to cutting out the middleman. Menu item prices will be lowered to match instore prices, and delivery charges raised. Total cost will apparently now be lower than using UberEats, Demae-Can, Wolt etc. japan.kfc.co.jp/news_release...
January 29, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Just bring me a Bandeja Paisa STAT.
January 28, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Team CD 💿
January 28, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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you’re all making jokes but the reason Greg Bovino was removed from duty is a safety issue we all need to take seriously
January 28, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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Just moved into a new house and high on my list was finding an appropriate location in the kitchen for my olive oils. It matters.
olive oil is a legitimate interest
January 28, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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This is it. This is the plan!
Lets just go to Spain, brodie. They’re paying people to live in their older towns. We could open a ventanita and an adjacent pub
January 28, 2026 at 3:58 PM
New ☝🏽
January 28, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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Winter twist on panzanella, my latest for @wweek.com
What We’re Cooking This Week: Bread Salad With Beets
Stale bread knows no season, and winter vegetables sometimes need the Italian treatment, too.
www.wweek.com
January 28, 2026 at 3:07 PM
“Return To Earth” (1976).
January 28, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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The play hearkens back to the political battles of a post-Mariel city.
Playwright Nicholas Griffin's English Only Recounts Miami's Fight to Stay Bilingual
The play hearkens back to the political battles of a post-Mariel city.
www.miaminewtimes.com
January 28, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Let go of my LEGO!
The wait is over. Lego clogs are finally here
www.lego.com/en-gb/produc...
January 28, 2026 at 1:26 PM